BLOOPERS!

[DeadViolet offline]

Okay, this doesn't really count, but It's part of a fancomic I'm making:

*Silence. then, w3 see Odd runnin away from something! Being chased by a little girl!
Odd: Get it 'way from me!
LG: Oddmon, come back!

Yeah, bad Lyoko/Digimon crossie. But funny.

reminds me of a story my friend did where Ulrich and Nick shot Odd out of a giant slingshot. He falls through some little girls roof and the kid thinks that he's Jesse Mcartney.

[Chiquita offline]

I am talking to the gang right now.


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Me: You really need to get a life, I mean hello! Fighting 5 kids and you get BEAT everytime!!!!!!! Except on that day you got the keys! Finally you win! You are so dumb why can't you just get a lightning thunder cloud and strike them! Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Xana:......will you ever shutup?

Me: No! You need someone to talk to. You seem evil. But to make things more interesting you need to be MORE EVIL!!!!!! Heres what you do! blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Xana: *sighing*

Aelita: ...Is she going to talk to us yet?

Odd: Nope.

Aelita: Hm...

Me: Aelita! You'd really look good with green hair! No wait pink! Oh wait you already have pink...how'a bout black? blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Aelita: *about to rip hair out* TALK TO ODD!!!!

Me: Odd! GEt ahaircut and then dye a spot red! No....blue! Green? Silver? *go's on and on*

Odd: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! *runs through wall*

Me: ULRICH! Hi!

Ulrich: Hi, I got to go in 2 minutes so hurry up.

Me: Don't worry! Hurry is my middle name!

My mom: I thought your middle name was Kita!

Me: Anyway.....Ulrich really, TELL YUMI YOUR FEELINGS!!!! She'll never know and go on with William if your don't! Or worse! With Odd! OR Jeremy Or....or...or my boyfriend!!! SHE BETTER NOT!!! *running to Yumi*

Me: Yumi Isihyama!!!!! *See her holding hands with William*

Me: ULRICH! ULRICH ULRICH!!!!!!!!!!! YUMI'S WITH WILLIAM!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeremy: Is it me or has she gone mentally crazy.....

Jim: Yet another to take to the "Happy House"

Me: Happy house? HAPPY HOUSE!! I love being happy! *laughing stupidly*




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[Rycr offline]

A XANA-possessed William runs towards the gang, holding a metal pole. He runs into a tree, which falls on him and kills him. Then the tree explodes.
BOOM!!!


ULRICH: ...well...there's something you don't see every day...

...Yeah, I just overdosed on sugar and Monster, so blame the stupidity on that.

[Skysong offline]

*The Scyphozoa (WTFM I have no idea how to spell that) approaches Aelita*

Aelita: *does her deer-in-headlights impression for a moment... then..* HI-YA! *kicks the... giant jellyfish thingy's bootay*

Director: CUT!

Aelita: *mumbles* I don't care if it means one more take, that felt GOOD.

[Jeremified offline]

I am talking to the gang right now.


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Me: You really need to get a life, I mean hello! Fighting 5 kids and you get BEAT everytime!!!!!!! Except on that day you got the keys! Finally you win! You are so dumb why can't you just get a lightning thunder cloud and strike them! Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Xana:......will you ever shutup?

Me: No! You need someone to talk to. You seem evil. But to make things more interesting you need to be MORE EVIL!!!!!! Heres what you do! blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Xana: *sighing*

Aelita: ...Is she going to talk to us yet?

Odd: Nope.

Aelita: Hm...

Me: Aelita! You'd really look good with green hair! No wait pink! Oh wait you already have pink...how'a bout black? blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Aelita: *about to rip hair out* TALK TO ODD!!!!

Me: Odd! GEt ahaircut and then dye a spot red! No....blue! Green? Silver? *go's on and on*

Odd: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! *runs through wall*

Me: ULRICH! Hi!

Ulrich: Hi, I got to go in 2 minutes so hurry up.

Me: Don't worry! Hurry is my middle name!

My mom: I thought your middle name was Kita!

Me: Anyway.....Ulrich really, TELL YUMI YOUR FEELINGS!!!! She'll never know and go on with William if your don't! Or worse! With Odd! OR Jeremy Or....or...or my boyfriend!!! SHE BETTER NOT!!! *running to Yumi*

Me: Yumi Isihyama!!!!! *See her holding hands with William*

Me: ULRICH! ULRICH ULRICH!!!!!!!!!!! YUMI'S WITH WILLIAM!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeremy: Is it me or has she gone mentally crazy.....

Jim: Yet another to take to the "Happy House"

Me: Happy house? HAPPY HOUSE!! I love being happy! *laughing stupidly*




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rofl !!! That was really good!

[Chiquita offline]

Thanks! I was really going to put it in the "If you met them" Topic StarWay had made but it seemed to funny so I put it in here.

Continued

Me: Wait befoe I go to the happy house I need to talk to Jeremy!!!! And Sissy! Oh wait and Heidi! NO Herb or....Nicholas! NO wait Theo! Wait a second there's William and Yumi....NO!!!! KIWI!!!! Jim!!! ROSA! XANA! Wait I talked to him....FRANZ HOPPER!!!!! YEA I"LL TALK TO HIM!!! *starts jumping up and down to the sewers*

Jim: *sighs* I'll go get her......


Me: Hi monsters!!! My name is Chiquita!!! Would you happen to know where Franz Hopper is?

*monsters look at each other*

Me: *devirtulized*

Me: NO!!!! I NEED TO TALK TO FRANZ HOPPER!!!!! *crying* *virutlizes self to edge of cliff*

Me: Hi giant floating ball with the Xana symbol on it!! Do you know where Franz Hopper is? *ball taking me in and transports me into sector 5*

Me: Hi blue walls!!! Wait walls don't talk......HUZAH!!! Hi creepers who need to go to the beauty salon!!!! Do you know where Franz is!?!!

Franz Hopper: Before you hurt yourself anymore than you have. WHAT!!!?!!!?!??!!

Me: *squeals* FRANZ!!!!!! I HAVE SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT!!!!!

Franz: I know....

Me: blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Franz: As much as I'd love to continue the topic of chocolate malts....I HAVE TO GO. *disappears*

Me: Aww! Just when I was going to tell him about how the fairy princess defeating the dragon....

[Jeremified offline]

Franz: As much as I'd love to continue the topic of chocolate malts....I HAVE TO GO. *disappears*

THAT WAS SO FUNNY! PLEASE, CONTINUE!

[Pika53 offline]

Hmm, where to begin? I can think of a lot of these. Here's a good one.

(From Routine)

Ulrich: "You get him. You're closer."

{Odd stands up and walks toward the aproaching monster. Just as he pointed his wrist the Kankrelat exploades.}

Ulrich: "So, did you get 'em?"

Odd: {shaking head} "I didn't do anything." {chuckling} "He done blow'd himself up!"

[TB3]

Hmm - the biggest blooper in CL...

JEREMIE: Oh look guys, a disused factory - who knows what we'll discover inside!
ODD: Well if we turn to page 12 of the script we'll know won't we?
ULRICH: Actually, I forgot my script today
YUMI: Yeah, me too
JEREMIE: Oh - OK then, forget exploring the factory, let's go discover alcohol instead!
TEAM: Yay!

(the walk away from the factory)

AELITA: Hello, hello? Is there anyone there - help me, please! AH! XANA! (screams - is deleted)

THE END

[Skysong offline]

*Sector Five*

Jeremie: Watch out, a pod of mantas is coming in (or whatever it is he says)!

Ulrich: Oh, *BKO*

Aelita: Don't worry. They'll run into the wall.

Ulrich: And how do you know THAT?!

Aelita: I read the script!

*Everyone stares.*

Aelita: I mean, I had, an, uh, SACRED VISION! Yeah, that's right! From the almighty Erynnists!

Ulrich: ...Someone get the sedative.

[YDV offline]

YESS! Bwahaha Erynnism! xD;;;

[Carth]

YESS! Bwahaha Erynnism! xD;;;

Erynnism, eh? Just wait till I turn 13...

Oh, yeah. Blooper.

(From Deja Vu)

Odd: Finally, I get to find my mystery girlfriend! Or something!
(He looks from behind that column, sees Jim waiting)
Odd: Wait...isn't Sissi supposed to be there?
Jim: But...
Director: CUT!! They don't pay me enough for this...

[Skysong offline]

HA!

Continuing that...

Jim: *sitting alone, sobbing*

Aelita: *skips by, singing a la that chick from the beginning of "Letterbomb"* Nobody likes you, everyone left you, they're all out without you... having fun!

Jim: *sniffles*

*Everyone is staring at Aelita.*

Aelita: It's not like you weren't all thinking it!

[Pika53 offline]

(from The Robots)

{Herb removes the tarp to reveal "Iron Sissi". At the sight, Sissi suddenly
bursts out laughing causing the director to call a halt to the shooting.}

Director: "Sissi, what are you doing? You're supposed to be screaming not laughing."

Sissi: (snickering) "I'm sorry. I can't help it. It's just so cute."

[Skysong offline]

*During Teddygodzilla, when Sissi is getting ready for the dance.*

Director: Ok, XANA, you've got to be really pervy and make lots of heartbeat and heavy breathing sounds.

XANA: *makes an ok symbol*

*Sissi comes in, gets undressed, starts music, etc. etc.*

XANA: *under the bed, starts hyperventilating*

Sissi: *blink* Who's there?

XANA: *panting harder*

Director: *nervous laugh* Um, this is a kid's show, remember... we don't want to be TV-MA on our first episode!

XANA: *apparently can't stop, starts choking and passes out*

Odd: ...Why didn't we think of that before?

[Pika53 offline]

(Any episode were Aelita awakens after wolf dream.)

Take #1:

(Aelita sits up gasping when a strange groaning noise is heard. Looking around the room in confusion,
Aelita traces the strange noise to the closet. Opening the door, she finds Odd lying on the floor giggling.)

Aelita: (whining) "I'm working here! What do you want?"

Odd: "I just thought you might need some company."

Aelita: (annoyed, over a chorus of snickers) "You’re a strange individual, Odd. You do know that, right?"

Odd: "I know. But, you know you wouldn't want me any other way."

Aelita: (annoyed) "I don't want you now, Odd!"

Take #2:

(Aelita sits up gasping once more when the groaning noise starts again. Irritably,
she walks over and opens the door again to find Odd still in the same place.)

Aelita: "What do you want now?"

Odd: "I'm a bad dream!"

(She slams the door shut. The sound of knocking and laughter causes her to reopen it.)

Odd: "I'm your worst nightmare!"

Aelita: (sarcastic) "That you are!"

(She slams the door shut again. The sound of knocking and laughter causes her to reopen it once more.)

Aelita: "What?!"

Odd: (giggling) "I think somebody needs a hug!"

Aelita: (groaning over a chorus of snickers) "That's so wrong!"

(Sissi burst through the door.)

Sissi: "What's going on in here?"

(Sees Odd and Aelita and becomes startled. Aelita stares at her embarrassed as Odd smiles at her sweetly.)

Sissi: (disturbed) "Never mind, don't answer that! I'm better off not knowing."

[Jeremified offline]

(Any episode were Aelita awakens after wolf dream.)

Take #1:

(Aelita sits up gasping when a strange groaning noise is heard. Looking around the room in confusion,
Aelita traces the strange noise to the closet. Opening the door, she finds Odd lying on the floor giggling.)

Aelita: (whining) "I'm working here! What do you want?"

Odd: "I just thought you might need some company."

Aelita: (annoyed, over a chorus of snickers) "You’re a strange individual, Odd. You do know that, right?"

Odd: "I know. But, you know you wouldn't want me any other way."

Aelita: (annoyed) "I don't want you now, Odd!"

Take #2:

(Aelita sits up gasping once more when the groaning noise starts again. Irritably,
she walks over and opens the door again to find Odd still in the same place.)

Aelita: "What do you want now?"

Odd: "I'm a bad dream!"

(She slams the door shut. The sound of knocking and laughter causes her to reopen it.)

Odd: "I'm your worst nightmare!"

Aelita: (sarcastic) "That you are!"

(She slams the door shut again. The sound of knocking and laughter causes her to reopen it once more.)

Aelita: "What?!"

Odd: (giggling) "I think somebody needs a hug!"

Aelita: (groaning over a chorus of snickers) "That's so wrong!"

(Sissi burst through the door.)

Sissi: "What's going on in here?"

(Sees Odd and Aelita and becomes startled. Aelita stares at her embarrassed as Odd smiles at her sweetly.)

Sissi: (disturbed) "Never mind, don't answer that! I'm better off not knowing."

Poor Aelita. Poor Sissi. Poor Odd.

[TB3]

*During Teddygodzilla, when Sissi is getting ready for the dance.*

Director: Ok, XANA, you've got to be really pervy and make lots of heartbeat and heavy breathing sounds.

XANA: *makes an ok symbol*

*Sissi comes in, gets undressed, starts music, etc. etc.*

XANA: *under the bed, starts hyperventilating*

Sissi: *blink* Who's there?

XANA: *panting harder*

Director: *nervous laugh* Um, this is a kid's show, remember... we don't want to be TV-MA on our first episode!

XANA: *apparently can't stop, starts choking and passes out*

Odd: ...Why didn't we think of that before?

So THAT's why Sissi, Yumi and Milly have all had scenes 'in the buff' - an attempt to kill XANA - ah it's all so obvious now!

Umm, I have a blooper.

(any episode)

TOWER SCENE TAKE 1:

Aelita runs into the tower, runs to the centre, flies up as fast as possible, thrusts her hand into the screen, falls through it and topples off the platform.

CUT!

TAKE TWO:
Aelita does a backflip on the way up and slams her head into the bottom of the platform.

CUT!

TAKE THREE:
Aelita hovers halfway up the tower, stuck.

CUT!

TAKE FOUR:
Aelita overshoots the top platform and flies off into the inky blackness!

CUT!

TAKE FIVE:
Aelita attempts to run into the tower and take off at the same time, and ends up flying around the inside of the tower totally out of control!

CUT! CUT! CUT!

As crewmembers attempt to shoot Aelita down with Surface-to-Air-Missiles, Jerome the director turns to his cameraman.

JEROME: I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS! How many decent ones DO we have in the can?

CAMERAMAN: Umm, one - you know, when she had just come from her trailer and was half asleep.

JEROME: Good enough, we'll just cut that footage into every ep - I'm sure no-one will notice!

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Hehe, and that's why Aelita always takes her sweet time in the towers!

[Skysong offline]

Naturally, TB3.

Odd: *to director* Why do we even NEED her to do something between tower levels? Why can't she just fly up there? It's not like she's not slow enough already!

Director: This is a kid's show. THERE'S NO ROOM FOR LOGIC!

[TB3]

Naturally, TB3.

Odd: *to director* Why do we even NEED her to do something between tower levels? Why can't she just fly up there? It's not like she's not slow enough already!

Director: This is a kid's show. THERE'S NO ROOM FOR LOGIC!

lol - great one Skysong

ALTERNATE VERSION:
Odd: *to director* Why do we even NEED her to do something between tower levels? Why can't she just fly up there? It's not like she's not slow enough already!

Director: Fanservice - we need a few shots looking up her mini skirt.

(pause)

Director: Hello, we're French - we're all perverts!

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I kid obviously - as I said, great one Skysong!

[Skysong offline]

Director: Hello, we're French - we're all perverts!

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I kid obviously - as I said, great one Skysong!

No, no, you've got a point. Anyone who's seen "Small Chance" will agree with me. NINE-YEAR-OLDS SHOULD NOT SNOG!!! ...*coughs*

Aelita: *going through the files in Carthage* Hey, wait a minute... pictures instead of the usual ambiguous bars and computer script? ...What IS this stuff?

Odd: OOOOH.

Yumi: *dashes forward and covers Aelita's eyes* It'snothingjustexploitationofwomenbyaGENDERLESSsupercomputer!

*Specter appears*

XANA: Hey, I get pretty lonely on those long nights.

Odd: All of the French ARE pervs!

[TB3]

XANA's been a bad boy!

And Yumi's trying to protect what innocence Aelita has left!

[Vora Lyoko offline]

Continued (Chiquita couldn't be here today so she asked me to post this)

Me: So....Herb....ever think of getting some acne medecine? Go to Rite Aid! I'm sure they have acne for your oversized make a baby cry pimples!

Herb: I AM LOVED! NO GIRL HAS EVER TALKED TO ME ABOUT MY PIMPLES!!!!

Everyone:

Herb:

Me:

Old BoyFriend: HEY! Back of ugly she's mine.

Herb: NEVER!!!!!



Next day---

Odd:

Yumi:

Ulrich:

Jeremy:

Aelita: ARE YOU GUYS DONE YET?

Herb: *limping with borken arm,leg,foot and wrapped up in up in a body bandage.*

Old boyfriend: *limping*

Me: Soo.....?

Herb: I won...

Old boyfriend: OH HECK NO YOU DIDN'T!!!! We just begun!

Herb: Oh...no....MORE PAIN!!!!!!! *jumps in wheelchair and wheels away*



Old boyfriend: YAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S MINE YA HEAR?!?!?!?!!?MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Herb: *in wheel chair running into sunset*

Sissy: NOOOO!!!! HERB!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!! *runing after Herb*

Herb: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *wheels faster*

Odd: WHAT?

Everyone but Odd: WHAT??!!!????

Me: NO MY LOVE!!!! COME BACK!!!!!!!!! *also runs after Herb*

Old boyfriend: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!! CHIQUITA!!!!!!!!!

I THOUGHT YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Running after Herb,Sissy,Chiquita*

Odd: SISSY! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! *Running after Herb,Sissy,Chiquita, Old Boy friend*

Me: HERB!!!!

Sissy: HERB!!!!

Old BoyFriend: CHIQUITA!!!!!!!

Odd: SISSY!!!!!!!

Yumi: *running to William who is running with Herb*

Ulrich: YUMI!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *Running after Herb,Sissy,Chiquita, Old Boy friend,Yumi.*

Aelita: *runs after Odd* ODD!!!!!!!!!!!! *Running after Herb,Sissy,Chiquita, Old Boy friend,Yumi,Ulrich*

Jeremy: Aelita!!!!!!!! *Running after Herb,Sissy,Chiquita, Old Boy friend,Yumi,Ulrich,Aelita*

Director: What the hell is this? A romance novel?

Camera Man: Nope! But a good way to get ratings!

Director: *See's a lady walk by holding a camera*

Director: JULIA!!!!!!! MY ONE TRUE LOVE!

Julia: Wha....? *drops camera and Runs after Herb,Sissy,Chiquita, Old Boy friend,Yumi,Ulrich*

Camera Man: ALRIGHT!!!! More ratings!!!!!!!

Franz Hopper: Huh? AELITA!!! GET OUT OF THERE! *Runs after Herb,Sissy,Chiquita, Old Boy friend,Yumi,Ulrich and Aelita*

Aelita's Mom who suddenly appeared out of nowhere: FRANZY!!!

Xana: HONEY!!!

Aelita's Mom: I'm not your honey.

Xana: NOPE! YOU WILL BE THOUGH! *Runs after Herb,Sissy,Chiquita, Old Boy friend,Yumi,Ulrich,Aelita,Franz Hopper,Aelita's Mom.*

Camera Man: *chasing after Herb,Sissy,Chiquita, Old Boy friend,Yumi,Ulrich,Aelita,Franz Hopper,Aelita's Mom and Xana getting footage*

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Miguzi starts:
Camera Man: Today you will see the CL gang including some girl from Africa and her boyfriend. Everybody is chasing everybody!!!!!!!! DON'T miss it!

[Xenon_&_Odd offline]

^^^ Oooook....

[Skysong offline]

Odd: Since XANA's human now, can't we just shoot him?

Director: IT'S A FREAKING KIDS SHOW!!!

Odd: ...and?

Director: Kill me now.

Odd: Ok!

Director: IT'S AN EXPRESSION!

Jeremie: Maybe I should have made Odd something less vicious... like, say, a hamster. A hamster! Yeah! That would've worked!

Aelita: No, we already have a hamster. His name is Ulrich.

Ulrich: HEY!