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by Mewberries151 » Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:19 pm
Thanks muchly!
"Hey, make up your mind. Am I a genius or a creep?"
"You're a creepy genius."
-Odd and Jeremie; "Cruel Dilemma", Code Lyoko
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"You're a creepy genius."
-Odd and Jeremie; "Cruel Dilemma", Code Lyoko
Icon made by boxofdoomage @ LJ
by The BB of C » Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:37 pm
Done.
Note to self: Always read what Sean posts before posting it somewhere else.
Note to self: Always read what Sean posts before posting it somewhere else.
by Kim » Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:03 pm
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever
A smart blonde and her boyfriend were driving down the road on their way to the park. They see Santa on their way and ask if he wants to come with them, so Santa hops in the car with them. They crash on the way there are only one person survives, who?
The guy because smart blondes and Santa don't exist.
A blonde tried to take up cooking and accidentally set her house on fire. She called the fire department and when they asked how to get to her house she replied, "Duh, big red truck!"
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were trapped on a cliff with no way to get down. Their fairy godmother comes and tells them to jump off the cliff and say what they want to become, and they'll turn into that. The brunette jumps off and shouts "eagle" and turns into an eagle and flies away. The redhead jumps off, shouts 'hawk', turns into a hawk and flies away. The blonde jumps off, looks down and says "Oh crap!"
Two blondes and a brunette were hanging on to a rope dangling from a cliff. The rope was not strong enough to hold them all, and they knew that. So the brunette says, "I've had a good life. I'll let go and you two will be ok. Before I do though, I'd like to say that I love you guys and wish you the best of luck in the rest of your lives." The blondes are so touched that they start applauding.
Those are just a few...
A: A golden retriever
A smart blonde and her boyfriend were driving down the road on their way to the park. They see Santa on their way and ask if he wants to come with them, so Santa hops in the car with them. They crash on the way there are only one person survives, who?
The guy because smart blondes and Santa don't exist.
A blonde tried to take up cooking and accidentally set her house on fire. She called the fire department and when they asked how to get to her house she replied, "Duh, big red truck!"
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were trapped on a cliff with no way to get down. Their fairy godmother comes and tells them to jump off the cliff and say what they want to become, and they'll turn into that. The brunette jumps off and shouts "eagle" and turns into an eagle and flies away. The redhead jumps off, shouts 'hawk', turns into a hawk and flies away. The blonde jumps off, looks down and says "Oh crap!"
Two blondes and a brunette were hanging on to a rope dangling from a cliff. The rope was not strong enough to hold them all, and they knew that. So the brunette says, "I've had a good life. I'll let go and you two will be ok. Before I do though, I'd like to say that I love you guys and wish you the best of luck in the rest of your lives." The blondes are so touched that they start applauding.
Those are just a few...
I hear voices...and they don't like you.
There are very few people in this world who truely scare me...and you're one of them.
Next time you have a thought, let it go.
I've made up my mind, don't confuse me with the facts.
There are very few people in this world who truely scare me...and you're one of them.
Next time you have a thought, let it go.
I've made up my mind, don't confuse me with the facts.
by emoBillâ„¢ » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:11 pm
Kim wrote:A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were trapped on a cliff with no way to get down. Their fairy godmother comes and tells them to jump off the cliff and say what they want to become, and they'll turn into that. The brunette jumps off and shouts "eagle" and turns into an eagle and flies away. The redhead jumps off, shouts 'hawk', turns into a hawk and flies away. The blonde jumps off, looks down and says "Oh crap!"
Two blondes and a brunette were hanging on to a rope dangling from a cliff. The rope was not strong enough to hold them all, and they knew that. So the brunette says, "I've had a good life. I'll let go and you two will be ok. Before I do though, I'd like to say that I love you guys and wish you the best of luck in the rest of your lives." The blondes are so touched that they start applauding.
Those are just a few...
Those were hilarious!
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