I have a joke that my friend SirAlex12 told me:
Three people were in a bookstore. The first person was carrying a book titled Logistics. The second person went up to the first person and asked, "How does Logistics work?"
The first person replied, "Do you have a fish tank?"
"Yes."
"So you must have a fish."
"Yes."
"So you must like communicating with it."
"Yes."
"So you must like socializing."
"Yes."
"So you must like people."
"Yes."
"So you must like women."
"Yes."
"So you're not gay."
"Cool! I'm going to get that book."
Shortly after the second person got the Logistics book, a third person walked up to him and asked, "How does Logistics work?"
"Do you have a fish tank?" the second person replied.
"No."
"You're gay."
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A Logistics Joke
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A Logistics Joke
by Chosen_one » Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:36 pm
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by Jeremified » Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:40 pm
!!!
That's the best joke I've heard in years!
thank you all for the good memories 
by SamBlob » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:16 pm
Jeremified wrote:rofl !!!
That's the best joke I've heard in years!
You probably need to go out more often...
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Awesome little sister: Mewberries151
Big sister with whom I often quarrel: Linii-chan
Mad scientist little brother: X1
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Keeper of heraldic arms: Doggiegal (actually, I do my own coat of arms now...)
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by KayLenny#7 » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:18 pm
I don't get it... I don't have a fishtank... 
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by Jeremified » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:19 pm
Actually, I just don't hear many jokes, being a computer nerd/genius (almost)/CL lover/some-other-stuff.SamBlob wrote:You probably need to go out more often...
thank you all for the good memories
by emoBillâ„¢ » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:20 pm
Jeremified wrote:Actually, I just don't hear many jokes, being a computer nerd/genius (almost)/CL lover/some-other-stuff.SamBlob wrote:You probably need to go out more often...
So am I
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by KayLenny#7 » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:21 pm
Oh gee, thanks.Aelita wrote:Then you're gay
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by Jeremified » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:22 pm
Well, you've spent most of your life trapped in a supercomputer, so I guess that would come naturally to you... and actually, you'd be that way if you crossed out "(almost)"Aelita wrote:Jeremified wrote:Actually, I just don't hear many jokes, being a computer nerd/genius (almost)/CL lover/some-other-stuff.SamBlob wrote:You probably need to go out more often...
So am I
.thank you all for the good memories
by emoBillâ„¢ » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:23 pm
Well that's what the joke was about. The first guy was "teaching" him Logistics, and he kept kind of changing the subject and then the second person thought that if you didn't have a fish tank you were gay since it started with that, and so this guy walked up and was asked if he owned a fish tank and he said he was gay since he didn't have one. Read it again
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by Jeremified » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:25 pm
Yeah, I realized that once I got to the end automatically... it's pretty easy to get if you understand Logic<s>stics</s>.
thank you all for the good memories
by emoBillâ„¢ » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:29 pm
Yeah, it was pretty funny the first time around =P
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by Jeremified » Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:09 am
A-hem? There are kids under 13 browsing these forums...RoDrInCuBuS wrote:Meh... that joke is <s>crap</s>.
AND IT IS NOT!
thank you all for the good memories
by Mewberries151 » Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:34 am
Jeremified wrote:A-hem? There are kids under 13 browsing these forums...RoDrInCuBuS wrote:Meh... that joke is <s>crap</s>.
AND IT IS NOT!
Um...StarWay's said that word's allowed...it's not really a swear really, which is technically right, since it's really just an abbreviation of the name of the inventor of the Water Closet and his invention's original name. *sweatdrop*
Plus Rodri's a Mod...he wouldn't break any rules. ^^
Incidentally though...I do get the joke. I'd heard it before though, so it wasn't "haha" funny, but it's rather clever.
"Hey, make up your mind. Am I a genius or a creep?"
"You're a creepy genius."
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"You're a creepy genius."
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by SamBlob » Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:24 pm
RoDrInCuBuS wrote:Meh... that joke is crap.
Amen.
My LF family:
Mother: StarWay
FairlyOddSister: CBIzumi
Awesome little sister: Mewberries151
Big sister with whom I often quarrel: Linii-chan
Mad scientist little brother: X1
Favourite cousin: Ransomed_Heart
Keeper of heraldic arms: Doggiegal (actually, I do my own coat of arms now...)
all welcome in Room#420
Mother: StarWay
FairlyOddSister: CBIzumi
Awesome little sister: Mewberries151
Big sister with whom I often quarrel: Linii-chan
Mad scientist little brother: X1
Favourite cousin: Ransomed_Heart
Keeper of heraldic arms: Doggiegal (actually, I do my own coat of arms now...)
all welcome in Room#420
by Jeremified » Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:34 pm
Mewberries151 wrote:Jeremified wrote:A-hem? There are kids under 13 browsing these forums...RoDrInCuBuS wrote:Meh... that joke is <s>crap</s>.
AND IT IS NOT!
Um...StarWay's said that word's allowed...it's not really a swear really, which is technically right, since it's really just an abbreviation of the name of the inventor of the Water Closet and his invention's original name. *sweatdrop*
Plus Rodri's a Mod...he wouldn't break any rules. ^^
Incidentally though...I do get the joke. I'd heard it before though, so it wasn't "haha" funny, but it's rather clever.
Kay. I already knew about that guy's name and where it came from, but all my friends considered it a swear word...
NOT YOU TOO!!!SamBlob wrote:Amen.RoDrInCuBuS wrote:Meh... that joke is crap.
thank you all for the good memories
by SamBlob » Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:49 pm
Jeremified wrote:NOT YOU TOO!!!SamBlob wrote:Amen.RoDrInCuBuS wrote:Meh... that joke is crap.
Yep, me too. That was cornier than Kansas in the summertime (or Iowa for that matter; I remember reading somewhere that Iowa produces more corn anually than Kansas does...).
My LF family:
Mother: StarWay
FairlyOddSister: CBIzumi
Awesome little sister: Mewberries151
Big sister with whom I often quarrel: Linii-chan
Mad scientist little brother: X1
Favourite cousin: Ransomed_Heart
Keeper of heraldic arms: Doggiegal (actually, I do my own coat of arms now...)
all welcome in Room#420
Mother: StarWay
FairlyOddSister: CBIzumi
Awesome little sister: Mewberries151
Big sister with whom I often quarrel: Linii-chan
Mad scientist little brother: X1
Favourite cousin: Ransomed_Heart
Keeper of heraldic arms: Doggiegal (actually, I do my own coat of arms now...)
all welcome in Room#420
by KayLenny#7 » Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:50 pm
Yeah? Well Kansas produces more pimpness than Iowa does.SamBlob wrote:Jeremified wrote:NOT YOU TOO!!!SamBlob wrote:Amen.RoDrInCuBuS wrote:Meh... that joke is crap.
Yep, me too. That was cornier than Kansas in the summertime (or Iowa for that matter; I remember reading somewhere that Iowa produces more corn anually than Kansas does...).
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by SamBlob » Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:11 pm
Numbuh 7 wrote: Yeah? Well Kansas produces more pimpness than Iowa does.
And this is supposed to be a *good* thing?
My LF family:
Mother: StarWay
FairlyOddSister: CBIzumi
Awesome little sister: Mewberries151
Big sister with whom I often quarrel: Linii-chan
Mad scientist little brother: X1
Favourite cousin: Ransomed_Heart
Keeper of heraldic arms: Doggiegal (actually, I do my own coat of arms now...)
all welcome in Room#420
Mother: StarWay
FairlyOddSister: CBIzumi
Awesome little sister: Mewberries151
Big sister with whom I often quarrel: Linii-chan
Mad scientist little brother: X1
Favourite cousin: Ransomed_Heart
Keeper of heraldic arms: Doggiegal (actually, I do my own coat of arms now...)
all welcome in Room#420
by SamBlob » Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:10 am
Your De-Virtualization wrote:Yush. Michigan and Ohio have a collective pimpness that cancels out all other pimpness. So ha.
But all that means is that they are making your fortune on the backs of the oppressed and that they have appallingly bad taste in... everything!
Your De-Virtualization wrote:...I DON'T HAVE A FISHTANK!
xD;;; (It was... slightly amusing. >>)
Let me guess... you keep gerbils, then?
My LF family:
Mother: StarWay
FairlyOddSister: CBIzumi
Awesome little sister: Mewberries151
Big sister with whom I often quarrel: Linii-chan
Mad scientist little brother: X1
Favourite cousin: Ransomed_Heart
Keeper of heraldic arms: Doggiegal (actually, I do my own coat of arms now...)
all welcome in Room#420
Mother: StarWay
FairlyOddSister: CBIzumi
Awesome little sister: Mewberries151
Big sister with whom I often quarrel: Linii-chan
Mad scientist little brother: X1
Favourite cousin: Ransomed_Heart
Keeper of heraldic arms: Doggiegal (actually, I do my own coat of arms now...)
all welcome in Room#420
by TB3 » Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:11 am
Hmm...I don't have a fishtank...
So I guess that means...
I'M GAY!
Oh yeah, shake my body, revel in the gay pride!
Hey, BBofC, bring it on!
Hey, Samblob - wanna come round to my place later, I'll show you some things you wouldn't believe!
LOL - well that was liberating. For the record though, I'm straight!
So I guess that means...
I'M GAY!
Oh yeah, shake my body, revel in the gay pride!
Hey, BBofC, bring it on!
Hey, Samblob - wanna come round to my place later, I'll show you some things you wouldn't believe!
LOL - well that was liberating. For the record though, I'm straight!
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