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by Sanji » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:34 am
*Rolls around on floor laughing* God I love this thing...
...I am the stone that the builder refused I am the visual, the inspiration, that made lady sing the blues, I am the spark that makes your idea bright, the same spark that lights the dark so you can know your left from your right, I am the ballot in your box the bullet, in the gun the inner glow that lets you know to call your brother son, the story has just begun the promise of whats to come and I'll remain a soldier till the war is won.
by Stonecreek » Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:06 am
I got married to some random girl to be cool. Hasn't happend yet, to my knowledge.
by Activated Tower » Sun Jan 08, 2006 4:24 pm
I peed on Martha Stewart in the dark.
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by Bloodmaker2 » Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:57 pm
I had babies with a teletubbi and it was fun.
That just ain right...
That just ain right...
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
by Lyokofreak » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:09 pm
I looked at frankenstein and it was boring
"i dont even want to look at that"
"i dont even want to look at that"
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by LadyChaos » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:40 pm
I beat up some random girl then I streaked.
The one I got for my sister's was hilarious:
I had drunken sex with Martha Stewart and it sucked.
My mom's:
I robbed a prostitute at school.
My dad's:
I shot a penguin because I was I drunk.
My brother's:
I peed on Ron Jeremy and I had twins.
This thing is funny.
Rose
The one I got for my sister's was hilarious:
I had drunken sex with Martha Stewart and it sucked.
My mom's:
I robbed a prostitute at school.
My dad's:
I shot a penguin because I was I drunk.
My brother's:
I peed on Ron Jeremy and I had twins.
This thing is funny.
Rose
not gonna bother coming back
by Bloodmaker2 » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:10 am
my freinds: i robbed a box and had twins
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
by DeadViolet » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:32 pm
it said I beat up George Bush...Reesane wrote:I hope there's someone hear born on 9/1....
*I'm that one crazy girl formerly known as Misha*
by Saphire-089 » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:02 pm
Other people.
My Brother:
I peed on a gnome and I had twins
My Mom:
I had drunken sex witha porn star and something shrank
My Dad:
I had babies with my English teacher and then I streaked
My Friend:
I peed on Ron Jeremy to be sexy
My other friend:
I dressed up as a cell phone for the money
My Brother:
I peed on a gnome and I had twins
My Mom:
I had drunken sex witha porn star and something shrank
My Dad:
I had babies with my English teacher and then I streaked
My Friend:
I peed on Ron Jeremy to be sexy
My other friend:
I dressed up as a cell phone for the money
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by hipster gunfight » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:32 pm
I shot my finger to be sexy......I don't how it would make me sexy but hey if it works it works.
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by DeadViolet » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:20 pm
I feel for ya!!Jaine wrote:I got married to a pole and it sucked.
*I'm that one crazy girl formerly known as Misha*
by Shi_Min_Xi » Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:41 am
I had drunken sex with a porn star and I had twins....
God I hope not.....But wow...It made sense....No wait...Misread that....Guys can have kids...?
God I hope not.....But wow...It made sense....No wait...Misread that....Guys can have kids...?
Habataku mono wo mukaeru sora/Shihaisareru no wo osoreyashinai/Akogareru mabayusa wa/Subete wo kaeru tame ni/Dare mo yurusazu ni/Doko he yukeru darou?
The sky greets those who fly,I don't fear of being controlled/The dazzling brightness that I aspire for is to change everything/I cannot forgive anyone, where can I go?
-Doubt & Trust, access
Note: Avatar is from Mahou Sentai Magiranger. Watch it. It is made of win.
The sky greets those who fly,I don't fear of being controlled/The dazzling brightness that I aspire for is to change everything/I cannot forgive anyone, where can I go?
-Doubt & Trust, access
Note: Avatar is from Mahou Sentai Magiranger. Watch it. It is made of win.
by Reesane » Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:57 pm
dragondasher wrote:I had drunken sex with a porn star and I had twins....
God I hope not.....But wow...It made sense....No wait...Misread that....Guys can have kids...?
Like my dad once sayed:
"Any medicen that increses my chance of pregnacy is a problem."
Mood today: 
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by 5188148 » Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:50 pm
erikamisha wrote:I feel for ya!!Jaine wrote:I got married to a pole and it sucked.
No kidding. I remember when that happened to me...
by Xenon_&_Odd » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:45 am
Mine's not right because I'm a girl...I messed around with some random girl to be sexy.
:o I love my friend's:
I beat up Martha Stewart and it was fun
Martha Stewart should die!
:o I love my friend's:
I beat up Martha Stewart and it was fun
Martha Stewart should die!
Next Japanese Holiday:
July/August 7, Star Festival (tanabata)
About: 7th day of the 7th month of the year, when, according to a Chinese legend, the two stars Altair and Vega, which are usually separated from each other by the milky way, are able to meet. Some celebrate it in July others in August. Tanabata is not a national holiday.
I’m a girl!
July/August 7, Star Festival (tanabata)
About: 7th day of the 7th month of the year, when, according to a Chinese legend, the two stars Altair and Vega, which are usually separated from each other by the milky way, are able to meet. Some celebrate it in July others in August. Tanabata is not a national holiday.
I’m a girl!
by Skysong » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:19 pm
I find mine amusing because it makes sense: I got married to myself and I had twins.
Mistress of madness and all that jazz. FFN account DA account
Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
by Jeremified » Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:05 pm
I ate myself but my mom told me to! 
OMG, THAT'S HILARIOUS!!
My sister:
I peed on a penguin but my mom told me to! Ok... that makes no sense.
OMG, THAT'S HILARIOUS!!
My sister:
I peed on a penguin but my mom told me to! Ok... that makes no sense.
thank you all for the good memories 
by odd girl » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:06 pm
soooo funny
mine: i ate an apple then i streaked
my dads: i got married to michel jackson because i was drunk
my moms: i robbed a flamingo to be sexy
my sisters: i got married to a apple for my boyfriend
my friend shaun: i got dressed up as a telitubbie and it was boring
my friend anthony: i got married to my best friend for the money
my friend kirsty:i messed around with a bag of chips and it was fun
mine: i ate an apple then i streaked
my dads: i got married to michel jackson because i was drunk
my moms: i robbed a flamingo to be sexy
my sisters: i got married to a apple for my boyfriend
my friend shaun: i got dressed up as a telitubbie and it was boring
my friend anthony: i got married to my best friend for the money
my friend kirsty:i messed around with a bag of chips and it was fun
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