Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest

[MY85 offline]

I have been Judged SICK!!!! by the master of sick!

You don't even know me!!

Well... who wants to do next round? And thanks TB3 for ranking misha's stuff. I was having the idea of giving 2 bonus points to all who participated on that round, but you solved the problem. Damn, I missed TB3's round.

Anyways... who wants to do next round?

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Iam, I would've posted yesterday, but I had snowboarding classes all day, and twisted my ankle and wrist and couldn't get to the computer, sarrie.

Anyways, I think these should prove some interesting entries:

1)



And 2)


And second, no last, no wait.. err... forget it! Next one!


And you will have until... eh... next Sunday I think, yeah.
So, go right ahead!

[Darkborn offline]

1) Herve: Sissi, you look worried. What's wrong?
Sissi: Oh, It's that weird homeless guy over there. He's flashing me, and I..I think I like it!
Herve: So....would you like me more if I flashed you?
Sissi: Hmmm*pictures the homeless guy with Herves face on it* AHHHHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!!!
Herve: Huh? What!
Sissi: IT'S EVIL! IT'S EVIL!!!

2)Jim: Hey! What's with all of th-. Oh um....
Ulrich: Jim! It's not what you think!
Jim: Ok...I'm just going to close my eyes and think that I didn't see anything.*Closes door*
Ulrich: Phew.. I thought Jim saw us together....Jeremie.
Jeremie: Who cares, now gimme a big kiss!
Jim: *opens door again* I forgot to tell you...Xana is attacking.
Ulrich and Jeremie: Whaaaa?

3)Krabe in front: Oh sh** Oh sh**! He's going to get me!
Jeremie possessed Krabe in back: COME BACK HERE!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO GET FOR ALMOST IMPALING AELITA BACK IN PLAGUED!
Krabe: Yaaaarrg!
J-Krabe: *fires lazers are him*
Krabe: Stop!!! I'm Telling Xana! and You're gunna be in big trouble!

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Yep, I was right.

I'm just gonna post some things on here, but they won't count.

1) Herb Sissy, is that a... zit on your face?
Sissy: No! You've spent so much time with me it's rubbing off!

2) Jim: Eh, Suzanne, Jean, what are you doing? And why are you both wearing skirts...
3) Krabe: ooh, It's a sparkle! I'm gonna call you steve and you will be mine and you will be my steve. Come here Steve! Poke... poke...
Krabe in back: Hey! That's my Steve!

These captions brought to you By Steve, the Imaginary Intangible Tangerine Sparkle. Impossible to poke. Results maynvary.

(c) Steve and all his tangerine-ness is proplerty of Five Square productions. Any use of steve without permission or when prompted by a shovel-carrying FSpagent will result in a serious trip to the hospital. Don't worry, We'll come sign your body cast and pay the dry-cleaning bill.

[MY85 offline]

Okay, you rank them, AngelBolt. Just follow our rules for ranking captions. It's one chance per pic, guys.

1) Herb: (In his mind) I wonder what's going on with Sissi. She's been strange since Odd's party...
Sissi: (In her mind) Oh no... I forgot my birth control stuff... and if daddy finds out I'm pregnant... (looks outside window and back away quickly, rushing to vomit at the bathroom from the bus) God no, no hobo shall stare at my pretty face!!

2) Jim: Ulrich!! Why are you staring at that diary?!?! (sees Jeremie and Aelita in bed) Jeremie, get your hands out Aelita Stones!!
Ulrich: (reading diary) Last week, my friends and I went fishing at the beach. Odd was eating so much...
[Butterfly Effect takes place, and Ulrich appears at the beach]
Ulrich: Now where was the place to buy the lottery ticket?

3) Jeremie: (off-screen) Why are the Krabes proteecting Aelita?
Odd: Hey, they're blocking my sight, I can't see her giving a lapdance to Ulrich!! [goes to cry]

[DeadViolet offline]

Go to www.albinoblacksheep.com . Click on Flash Movies. It's somewhere in the Top Rated section.

I found it!! the lama song!!

[Carth]

1. Sissi: My finger smells wierd.

2. Jim: Man, that's the ugliest art I've ever seen.

3. Krab: Follow the leader!

Yay, lame.

[Stonecreek]

I STILL haven't gotten my second capiton for Erika's round rated, even though it's right there in my post. Now, on to business at hand. I will not fall out of the top 10!

#1

Sissi: Ugh, so this is where Kiwi goes to take care of his business...dumb dog.

Herb: *thinking* I wonder if she knows she's stepped in some, too.

#2

Jim: What're you two staring at? Were you expecting Santa Claus or something?

Odd (offscreen): You need to work on the jolly then, Jimbo.

Ulrich (offscreen): The red coat's a start, I suppose...

Jim: OH, ho ho ho *sarcasm*

Sissi: *pokes her head in the door* You called?

#3

Krab in front: If I take out those twerps, I will get all the glory! Banzai!

Krab in back: I hate these stupid unwritten bad guy rules. We attack one at a time, and die one at a time. IF we just ganged up on them, we wouldn't HAVE this problem. Might as well just wait here to get destroyed. *starts humming Un Monde Sans Danger*

[Reesane offline]

1.
Reesane(flying): I'll just cut acrose this road quickly. It's not like there's a bus driving along 150 mph. *Slams into Sissi's window on a bus going at 150 mph*

Herb: You are right Sissi, demons are real.

2.
...And that's when XANA's joy buzzer went off.
XANA: Mentel note to self: thank Odd for sugestion on location.

3.
30 seconds befor..
Odd: Good question, Jeremie. Where do monsters come from?
(Round corner into clearing with two krabs)
Jeremie: OMG, THERE'RE MATING!

Sorry, I don't do sick, but I couldn't resist.

[Jazzy Josh offline]

#1
*Sissi Pukes*
Herb: Finally something of Sissi's that I can have *rolls in, licks, eats puke*
*Sissi Pukes*
Herb: Lay it on me!!!!!!!

#2
(would go with the ending for DCM but i can do better)
Jim: Jeremi-
*falls down*
Jim: Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!!!
EMS: He's had a Stroke, Get him to the hospital.
Jim: All it was was I got My hand stuck in the door
EMS: What's that? Get out then, and here's your bill.
Jim: $1000 dollars, for something that I didn't need?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
EMS: Yep
Jeremie: Sucker!!!!!

#3
*Back Crab fires laser*
Back Crab: I got Him, I hit Odd!!!!!!!
Front Crab Did XANA give you that new Percription yet?
Back Crab: Yep!
Front Crab: This will only hurt for a second!!

[DL offline]

1.
Sissy: Herb you make me sick! For the last time I will not do that!
Herb: Come on baby! You did it last night.
Sissy: I was drunk...*looks at pregnancy test* oh sh*t Im pregnant

2.
Jim: I've got you! You can't escape!
*empty room*
Jim:How do they do that?

3.
Crab#1: Lets kick some@$$!!
Crab#2: Stupid rookie...we are going to get shot again just watch *crab one gets shot* I told you not to break formation *crab two gets shot*

[Lyokofreak offline]

#1

(The second episode of season 2)
Xana-Possessed sissi breaks everything with the metal pole*
Ulrich: Oh no, im cornered!
Sissi looks around*
Sissi: hehehe
Sissi takes out contacts with xana symbol on them
Urich:Wtf?
Sissi: Ulrich, you left the money under my pillow remember?
Sissi starts licking ulrich
Ulrich: You should have told me first... UGH! GO SIS!

#2

Ulrich: Odd... why is your hair pink?
Aelita gets up and walks out with wet clothes
Odd: I slept great! What about you?
Odd: What the? Under your covers... Is that millie!?!?!?
Millie is drooling and looks exausted
Ulrich: SHUT UP, OR ILL TELL JEREMY ABOUT AELITA!
Odd: Why would i tell? Tamiya is under here too!
Ulrich: But..... NO, DONT EVEN SAY IT!

#3

In jeremy's dorm
Nicolas: UGH! NO! FASTER!!!!
Jeremy: YEAH BABY! IM GOING FASTER!!!
Nicolas: Crap... this racing game sucks a**

[Mewberries151]

Aww, thanks TB3 for doing Erika's and your own points!

Caption 1:

Sissi: Oh good grief...the Bus Driver's putting an O-Zone CD into the player...NOOOOOO!!

Caption 2:

Jim: ODD!!! Would you stop playing your Rocky soundtrack every time I run up the stairs!?!

Caption 3:

Krabe *singing*: The Krabes go marching one-by-one; Hurrah. Hurrah. The Krabes go marching one-by-one; Hurrah. Hurrah...

[Chad Rains offline]

#1:
Sissi: "Oh My. They just keep going at it. Don't they need to take a breather?"
Herb: "Bizarre!"
*outside the bus window is a group of bikers attempting to race the bus*


#2:
Jim: "What the? Belpois! Stones! Make yourself decent!"
Jeremie: "Its not what you think Jim. Aelita was just helping me with my...uhm...Health homework. Yeah. That's it. Health homework."


#3:
Krab2: "Seriously. You need to put some preparation H on that. Ive got some here you can borrow."
Krab1: "NEVER!!!"

[magnus4001 offline]

#1

Nicolas (off camera): Sissy, Herve, wanna see my collection of baby teeth? I keep them in a jar, hardened blood and all.

Herve: You viewers at home are so lucky you don't have to see this.

Sissy: Herve's right, folks. Even worse though is that not all the teeth in Nic's jar are his own.

#2

Jim: Alright, who took my Chronicles of Narnia happy meal?!

#3

Krabe 1: Did you see the latest script? We finally get some lines! Isn't this the best!?

Krabe 2: I'm not so sure. We were pretty menacing when we stayed silent. Now that we can speak, we may lose some of the sense of dread we've worked so hard to create.

Krabe 1: Oh, stop being such a crab about it! HA HA HA! Get it?! I said “stop being such a crabâ€

[TB3]

Picture One:

SISSI: But...but...what about Ulrich?
MYSTERY PERSON: Who cares about Ulrich - from now on, it's just you and me...
SISSI (joyously): Oh I love yo...
(Mystery person puts a finger on Sissi's lips, smiles)
MYSTERY PERSON: Shush...You don't have to say what I know in my heart.
(the two start to make out)
HERVE: Blech!
NICK (filming through Tamiya's video camera): Are you kidding! Girl on Girl action is hawt!
HERVE: But still...Sissi and Yumi!

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Picture Two:
JIM: All right what are you five up to now! Stones, Stern, Belopis, Della-Robbia, Ishiyama, explain!
ODD: Well actually we're stuck in a war between humanity and a rogue artificial intelligence called XANA which was contained in a supercomputer in the old Renault factory and which was built by your old collegue Franz Hopper - he's trapped inside the computer in a virtual world called Lyoko and Aelita was trapped there for twleve years as well as she is Hopper's daughter and for the past two years we've been fighting XANA and then using time-travel to Return to the Past and you've frequently been involved in our adventures including but not limited to being possessed screaming like a girl and fighting alongside us against malevolent little robots called Krankrelats.
REST OF TEAM LYOKO (palm their faces)
JIM: Oh okay - you run along and save the world now.

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Picture Three:
STEVE ERWIN: "Today on 'The Crocodile Hunter,' we've found a rare specieis in the forests of Australia. Clearly this male/famale pair are about to mate."

(Krabbe in rear charges into the underside of the front Krabbe, and jabs his 'kneecaps' up into two of the fontal Krab's 'eyes'.)

ERWIN: "Crikey he's a horny bugger! Right, now that he's done the dirty deed, the male will perform the traditional Krabbe alpha-male display."

(Krabbe snatches up Aelita and breaks her in half)

ERWIN: "Of course we use the terms 'male' and 'female' loosely, since Krabbes are androgenous - to better display this, I'm gonna tackle him and wrestle him to the ground!"

(fight, interspaced with cries of "Crikey me arm!")

ERWIN (on top of hog-tied Krabbe): "Well, as you can see, every Krabbe has four testicles, one at the top of each leg, and there's a reason why those kneecaps are so sharp!"

(wipes sticky substance from tip of the knee, sniffs it)

"This repoductive fluid acts as a 'defining element' - the Krabbe producing the most functions in the family as 'the male', and it's a great aphrodisiac for humans (licks it) - ka-CHING!

Now many note the six orfices in each Krabbe's 'face' - in truth only two of these are eyes - the upper central one is actually a nose. And the outer lower ones function as the female sexual organs - childbrith is out of the large hatch on the underside.

And as for the lower central 'orfrice'."

(Krabbe makes a 'SPRURGE!' noise and Erwin is coated in brown goop!)

ERWIN (cheerfully): "It's their poop-chute!"

THE CROCODILE HUNTER - AIRING ON PLAYBOY EVERY NIGHT!

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Hope you guys enjoy!

[McTrooper offline]

#2 Jim: Aahgrr . . Sissi decorated my room in pink!!!

#2 Jim: I'll get you kids and your little dog Kiwi too . . or was it Toto?

#2 Jim discovers his moldy bread has become a sentient life form.

[TL.]

1
Hevre: Tell me Miss Delmas. What good will it do you to talk to Ulrich...when you're unable to speak?
(Sissy's mouth seals up and she screams/mumbles like another sissy - Keanu Reeves!)

CODE: LYOKO -RIPPING OFF 'THE MATRIX' IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE!


2:
Jim enters
Jeremie: Congratulations Jim! You are the 1000000th visitor to this dorm!
Jim: So what do I win?
Jeremie produces a USB memory pen and sticks it in Jims ear
Jeremie: Your memories!
DOWNLOAD COMPLETE
Jim: Wow...I'm a hero...

3:
In glorious slow motion, Crab 1 tangles up his feet and falls to the ground.

Crab 2: What a dumbass.

[magnus4001 offline]

#2 Jim: Aahgrr . . Sissi decorated my room in pink!!!

#2 Jim: I'll get you kids and your little dog Kiwi too . . or was it Toto?

#2 Jim discovers his moldy bread has become a sentient life form.

Don't forget what Rodri said in his last post, McT - only one caption per pic per person. Otherwise, it's really hard on the judges, given how the ranking works here.

XD Aww, thanks TB3 for doing Erika's and your own points!

Caption 1:

Sissi: Oh good grief...the Bus Driver's putting an O-Zone CD into the player...NOOOOOO!!

Caption 2:

Jim: ODD!!! Would you stop playing your Rocky soundtrack every time I run up the stairs!?!

Caption 3:

Krabe *singing*: The Krabes go marching one-by-one; Hurrah. Hurrah. The Krabes go marching one-by-one; Hurrah. Hurrah...

Nice ones, Mew. I especially love the Rocky one.

[Mewberries151]

Nice ones, Mew. I especially love the Rocky one.

Thanks!

[Reesane offline]

TB3... Did you get your idea for no. 3 from my caption? Yours is much bettor than mine.

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

#1
Herb: Sissy whats the matter?
Sissy: Ohh.. The bus driver just hit a big purple doggy...
Herb: Lemme see... What the?! Odd!

#2
Jim: Hey you kids stop that racket!
...
Jim: What the?! All 5 of you?!?
Odd: What? Were just playing monopoly... What did you think we were doing?
Jim: .... Carry on...
Odd: He didint realise that we have school tomarrow...

#3
Yumi (krabe in the front): Jeremy have you fixed the program yet?
Jeremy: Almost, why?
Yumi: Well.. Xana is chasing me with 1 of his krabes and shooting me... But it dosent take away lifepoints...
Jeremy: Eww gross...
Yumi: What was that?
Jeremy: Err nothing...

[Exploder offline]

1:
Sissi: Oh no! I left my purse at the dorm!
Herb: Why would you possibly need it?
Sissi: Um...er...it's got...stuff in it.
Herb: Like?
Sissi: Um...stuff. Girl stuff.
Herb: Like?
Sissi: *elaborates*
Herb: Wow. So thats what that does.

2:
Jim: What are you two doing?
Ulrich: Um...er...we were...uh...studying.
Jim: What kind of studying do you do with your shirt off?
Ulrich: Um...erm...uh...strip studying?
Jim: What, you quiz each other and if you get a question wrong, you take off something?
Ulrich: Uh...i guess. Yumi's just too damn smart...

3:
Odd: offscreen: Hey, its a crab! Crabbywabby!!! Here boy!!
Crab: *fires*
Odd: Ouch. BAD CRAB!!!





ok, 3 sucks.

[Darkborn offline]

Ok, I think the contest is over. When Angelbolt comes back we get the points then I think I go next...or is it someone else?

[Lyokofreak offline]

#3
Yumi (krabe in the front): Jeremy have you fixed the program yet?
Jeremy: Almost, why?
Yumi: Well.. Xana is chasing me with 1 of his krabes and shooting me... But it dosent take away lifepoints...
Jeremy: Eww gross...
Yumi: What was that?
Jeremy: Err nothing...

nice one