Fanlist? things to never do at Kadic Jr. High

[Yumi52Ishiyama offline]

(Oh, how ingenious.)

98. I will not watch Odd eating, so as to keep myself from vomiting.

[Skysong offline]

99: I will not get between Odd and pudding. This is just asking for maiming and mass murder.

100: I will not buy opaque contacts so I can pretend to be possessed by XANA.

[Yumi52Ishiyama offline]

101. I will not do the chicken dance on Mrs. Hertz's desk while she's grading papers.

[5188148 offline]

102. Will not grab Sissi
103. Will not grab Yumi
104. Will not get Sissi and William drunk and convince them to go out.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

105: I will not get Kiwi high on Aphetamines and lock him in the girl's shower...
*He he... What? A girl can't have a little fun?*

[Skysong offline]

106: I will not steal Milly's bunny bathrobe. It's not nice to mock people who are younger than me.

107: I will not follow Principal Delmas around quoting Miyazaki films. He's French, so he wouldn't get it.

108: I will not tease Ulrich about X1's Kink-ay! avatar.

109: I will not sing anything by Odd. Anywhere. Ever. That's just cruel.

110: I will not speculate over the connotations of "Real men wear purple." *coughpickuponthat?coughcough*

[Yumi52Ishiyama offline]

111. I will not under any circumstances mention Odd's slightly prominant feminine features.

[DeadViolet offline]

84) I will not install webcams on the boys bathroom, since Erica might do it.

now, why would i do that?

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

HA!
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*Aww...*
#113) I will hide atop the elevator and when everyone goes in pop through the emergency door and scream "I found you! Your turn! Count to a million!" And run off screaming.

[Skysong offline]

114: I will not stand on the roof or any high places, because that is just asking for XANA to knock me off somehow.

115: I will not own electronics. Period. There's no better way to beat XANA's butt.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Unless XANA is a hippy and decides to go all organic and start using hemp instead of wires, which is made out of the same stuff as drugs and put in everyday cereal.

[Skysong offline]

116: I will not insult hemp. Because there are undoubtedly dozens of French people who utilize it. Five. At least. There's gotta be.

[5188148 offline]

Ouch....

117. I will jump Odd/Ulrich/Jeremie and get them to virtualize me asap upon arriving at Kadic to avoid the dumbarse ghosts.

[Reesane offline]

118. I will not build a shrine dedecated to XANA in the boiler room. No mater how much he pushes me.

[Skysong offline]

119: I will not lie about being posessed when my shrine to XANA is found...

120: I will not stalk William. Because Ulrich will eat me.

[5188148 offline]

Alrighty, then...

[Delritho offline]

121:I will not go to he factory and destroy the scanners

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Now why would you do that?
122) I will not break into their rooms in a black robe and show them all this stuff and how they should get royalties and when I'm done and they look away I'll run out the window, and land in a very sharp thorny bush...

123) I will not build a statue of Odd out of bubble gum that he chewed that I found when I *wasn't* stalking him and leave it on his doorstep and knock on the door and run away.
Mainly because I hate chewed bubble gum, they don't have doorsteps, and the hall's too long to run out of sight before they get the door.

[Delritho offline]

Because I would work for the winning side Face it XANA is gonna win..At least if he stops being a pansy....

124:I will not ally with XANA and try and assassinate a member of the gang(Face it if I was XANA I would be going for the gang members)

125:I will not hack into a USA missle base to start a nucluer(Sp?) war. If I am XANA I will ignore this rule

[5188148 offline]

Sorry, it's not that simple. You see, to fire the missles, you must turn a key, and for the key to work, the codeword must be handed down from the president.

Now, as for convincing the pres to hand down the word, well....

regardless:

126. Thou shalt not spike Odd's pudding

127. Thou shalt not carry a light cigarette around the factory

[Delritho offline]

I can get around that one

128: I will not posses the President of the United States. If I am XANA I will ignore this rule

129: While I am possing the President of the United States I will not fires missles at every major country. If I am Xana I will ignore this rule

130: After doing both the above I will not hack into the Intercom system of Kadic to tell the Lyoko gang"OMG you have SOOO Been OWNED!". If I am Xana I WILL SO DO THIS!

[Darkborn offline]

131: I will not never let Xana rule the world. (ooooh yea, double negitive! go me!)

[Delritho offline]

132: I will not get confused by rule 131, If I am Odd I will ignore this rule.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

#133) I will not send Odd a free sample of ultra sticky super glue in the mail and watch the funniness that unfurls from it...

I call it! It's owned by FSP already, so MNEH!

[Delritho offline]

134: I will not blackmail Ulrich and Yumi into going out. If I am Odd I will ignore this rule.