...then... nearly everyone i know is gothic...
-Complains of boredom. 
and the church will solve this?
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
so, we need to have an adult with us all the time... walking to school etc.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
well, nowadays nearly all game are RP or violent... even pacman's evil
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media 
anything that isnt said by a holy person is pure evil
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
well... y'know how many teenagers dont?
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. 
same as above
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well that means most people, including me, are gothic
			

 soon they'll say kissing is evil and gothic 
 andsleeping 


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