Corrupt A Wish Game! Version Two!

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Granted, but now it's started at the very beginning—hello cavemen and goodbye internet.

I wish I had a wish

[SilverPrince offline]

I'd grant it but there is currently no Internet.

I wish Franz Hopper would recreate the Internet.

[Carth]

Granted. He tried, he really did, but he went mad halfway through and turned it into a paradise for himself and his daughter. Sorry.

I wish I had a Franz Hopper plushie. Cause I has a soft spot for the poor schlub.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. But his plushie does not have glasses. Therefore, you disintegrate.

I wish Carth was alive again.

[Jeremified offline]

Granted... but you revived Fraxtil instead of Carth. Whoops.

I wish Youtube comments weren't so dumb.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but the only way to do it is to nuke YouTube. Three... two... one... *BOOM*

I wish faster-than-light travel was possible.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Granted, but you sure as hell can't do it.

I wish my charger didn't explode this morning, 'cause now I can't hang-out here for awhile.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted!

I wish you current signature didn't have me as "Aff-kah". I believe we had a discussion about this.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Er...

Uh...

Hm...

Well...

Granted?

I wish I had some ice tea, and the dishes were done, and the light bulb in my room wasn't blown out--just mesh that into one. Oh, and my girlfriend wasn't scared [insert dirty word]less of my Madre.

[Carth]

Granted! Your Madre no longer exists. But she got you your iced tea, did the dishes, and replaced the light bulb before she spontaneously combusted.

I wish today could last forever.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. Forever is hereby defined as "Until 11:59:59, Eastern Daylight Time, on Sunday, September 27th, AD 2009". Congratulations, the Universe ends in eight hours and twelve minutes.

I wish I could focus on my homework.

[Carth]

Granted! Could you do mine while you're at it? :3

I wish SilverPrince actually could do my homework.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Granted, you now get that scary guy from that one movie doing your homework... in blood.

Ohbby.

I wish I hadn't just had some intense necrophilla run through my head. WTF?

[Carth]

Granted! It's now running through your...um...I'm not going to finish this sentence.

I wish I wasn't such a guttermind.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Naughty corpse is naughty.

Granted. You now have one of the cleaniest minds on this side of the planet.

I wish I could make sense.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but now no one else does.

I wish habsdkaa asdlkja asasdnma aslkaslsd.

[Carth]

Owuqrohfns asdojasd!

I wish I could figure out a 100-word drabble involving Ulrich and kittens cause I want to reply to Asa's thread but don't have a darned clue what to write D:

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted, but you are now distorted beyond repair.

I wish I spoke French fluently.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Granted. As long as everyone starts making sense again.

Maybe something dealing with how he likes cats over dogs? Ha-ha, it could deal with a sort of, like, hidden dislike to Kiwi or something.

I wish I the Big Comfy Couch was still on.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. You are now being crushed a a large, comfortable couch that is on top of you.

I wish cartoons didn't suck now.

[TheAppleFreak]

That's what she said.

I wish handwriting recognition was flawless.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Granted. Now it doesn't exist. 8D

I wish I could finally A.) watch Glee and B.) somehow see Glee do a cover of Insane In The Membrane...

[Carth]

Granted! Hentai no longer exists.

I think you should just stop using that word.

I wish I hadn't skipped like three posts.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Granted. Now the last three post are going to crawl all over you while a forum!monster comes from out of nowhere and--wait, crap, hentai doesn't exist anymore. D ;

<s>I WISH HENTAI EXISTED. D:<</s>

I, er, mean... I wish... I had a magical pony.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. You now have 15 TB of tentacle hentai involving magical ponies. OH GOD WHYYYY MY BRAAAAAIN...

I wish my brain hadn't imploded.