The Vending Machine 1.1

[Carth]

You get an enormous series of tubes.

I put in the side conversations.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get people shushing at you.

I put in my new username, which I'll probably forget an lock myself out of my account.

[Carth]

You get a sticky note that says, "Remember, do not lock self out of account! , TheLordOfAppleFreaks"

I put in my bedtime, violated.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

You get me laughing hysterically at “TheLordofAppleFreaksâ€

[SilverPrince offline]

You get divorced.

I put in this apron.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get your mother yelling at you for violating your bedtime.

I put in my mother yelling at me for violating my bedtime.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

WELL NOW, TIME TO MOVE ONTO BETTER PEOPLE.

Baby, don't leave me. D ;

ANYWAY. You get said apron spat right back at you. D:<

I put in a free wedding proposal. D:<

[Carth]

You get...my my this is a post salad. Um...you get a tentative unsigned acceptance, and an apple pie. And throw in 422 sans apron.

I put in all of my love.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get a noticable lag between intended post reply and actual post reply.

I put in my impending feeling of trouble. U

[Carth]

You get GIR, singing "The Doom Song"

I put in SilverPrince's lovely new username. And proficiency at whipping up sigs.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get OVER 9,000 milliseconds in Photoshop.

I put in a notification to the forum that I may be sticking with this username.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

You get undeniable confusion 'cause my ex-husband just… changed his name… again. And a steak, 'cause steak of code for trouble.

Uh-huh.

I put in my homework and my chores, both of which I should be doing right now. I also put in that morning jog I've been skipping out on for several mornings, impending stress, an angry Aunt, a monkey for no reason whatsoever, and a hundred bucks in change. 8D

[TheAppleFreak]

You get an old username.

I put in my need to go to the bathroom. And what will be my last post for the night.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get one VERY unhappy vending machine. And what should be and hopefully is my last post for the night.

I put in 4.22 troy ounces of sterling silver.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Wait, wait, wait.
You get a wedding ring, that magically managed to manifest on and hand… and me screaming, “YES, I'LL MARRY YOU... AGAIN.â€

[Carth]

You get a hug. ^-^

I too put in my last post for the night, along with this joking remark directed at not-422- if you are now divorced from Asa, does that mean you are single?

[TheAppleFreak]

You get no response.

I put in my lack of self control. And my iPod Touch so I can't post again tonight.

[X L offline]

I get a new ipod touch

You get an alarm clock.

I put in a 1950s soda machine, complete with bottle opener and glass bottles :O

[SilverPrince offline]

You get a TIME PARADOX. The vending machine likes giving those out.

I put in this broken watch that has been on my desk for quite some time.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

You get a brand new, extremely shiny watch and an extremely loving wife. >_>;

I'M PUTTING MY HEART ON THE LINE, DARN IT. D:
CAN'T WE LOOKS PAST THE APRON AND RECONGIZE OUR LOVE?!

I put in a plastic cup filled with frosted flakes and soy milk. 8D

[Carth]

You get chicken soup (with a salad on the side)

I put in a milkshake.

[Stonecreek]

You get a drippy mess.

I put in my new (and certainly temporary) username...

[Carth]

You get memories that will last you a lifetime.

I put in this amazing website.

[Stonecreek]

I get something I haven't used since college,

I put in a sack full of MCDonalds cheeseburgers...

[Carth]

You get a cardiac arrest!

I put in Break Break Break Dance, Extended Breakdance Remix.