The Vending Machine 1.1

[Carth]

You get my boyfriend.

I put in all my Sims EPs. Except Apartment Life; I need that to start the game.

[SilverPrince offline]

This vending machine is awesome.
You get Sim City 4.

I put in another 15g of anti-matter.

[Carth]

oh god what i have i done
You get one of your 7chans.

I put in a Psychonauts.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get your boyfriend back. He keeps whining about stuff like "Take that wig off, you're obviously not a girl" and "I swear if you don't let me go I'll call the cops"...

I put in a LaserDisc, the Grandfather of DVDs.

[Carth]

i hope for the sake of your nervous system that that all was a joke.
You get an illegal, Chinese-subtitled movie.

I put in my immaturity.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get a crushing realization that the real world is slowly creeping in to your life, and that the world is not what it seems.

I put in a long and convoluted math equation.

[X L offline]

You get a calculator.

I put one of my 3 copies of the movie Toy Story. (ill even make it the good VHS copy)

[Asantewaalrus offline]

You get my heart and... a piece of cake. D:<
-goes off to watch-

I put in my current stomach pains.

[X L offline]

You get some tums, pepto, and a stomach pump.

- I hope some of these items help.

I put in my copy of The Sims 3 for someone to borrow ( That means i want it back sometime )

[Carth]

You get a copy of The Sims 2- Glamour Life Stuff.

I put in the code that makes up the Aelita sim.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get a summons. Jeremie Belpois and Aelita Schaeffer are suing you for copyright infringment; they jointly hold rights to all codes involving Aelita's digital composition.

I put in this copyright lawyer.

[Carth]

You get a MIB.

I put in my summons. If it doesn't exist, it never happened!

[SilverPrince offline]

You get it back. The Vending Machine doesn't want to get arrested again. It's too pretty to go to prison.

I put in a bar of soap.

[Carth]

You get a tube of shaving cream.

I put in a good sum of money, hoping to get a lawyer. Or, you know...a sandwich.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get the most delicious sandwich in human history.

I put in Queen Elizabeth II. Don't ask me where or how I got her; I'd tell you, but I'd have to kill you.

[Carth]

You get Henry VIII (I am I am)

I bypass the vending machine entirely and give half of my delicious sandwich to the next poster. Just this once.

[SilverPrince offline]

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

I put in a cookie.

[Carth]

You get ICE CREEM

I put in everything on my desk except my laptop. (A box of dental floss, a rubber band, two gum wrappers, an old MP3 player, a bracelet, several pieces of paper, a greeting card, a CD case, a journal outlining Paradise Lost (the fanfic episode, not the poem), "A Prarie Home Companion Pretty Good Joke Book", an iPod charger, a lamp with a sticker that says "Lamp" on it, and a broken ring.)

[Stonecreek]

You get a crowded locker when you try to take all that stuff to school.

I put in a huge bag of kettle corn...

[Carth]

The vending machine explodes, sending burning hot popcorn flying everywhere.

I put in a scalding fragment of the old vending machine.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get nothing. You put it into the black void that was the old vending machine, which I replaced.

I put in my 1000th post, which is this one!

[SilverPrince offline]

You get my 2,503rd post, which is this one.

I put in this broken watch that has been lying on my desk for ages.

[Carth]

You get this broken plastic ring that...I'm currently chewing on. Stupid ADHD.

I put in a cornucopia of love.

[X L offline]

You get a paper bag full of hate

I put in everything that is on MY desk (except my computer).

(A stereo, an empty bottle of Dr. Pepper, 2 empty bottles of Coca Cola, an empty bottle of Gatorade, an empty bottle of root beer, an empty McDonalds cup, 2 sprial bound notebooks, Family Dollar Brand Hand Sanitizer, the Sims 2: Apartment Life, The Sims 3, Some Lysol Neutra Air, Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, a Logitec headset, a pair of red handled channel locks, a picture of me and my girlfriend, an electric razor that is charging since i have no outlet in my bathroom, a Sharpie, and a can of WD4D,) HOLY COW i didnt know i had all that stuff... anyway whoever is next gets it all

[SilverPrince offline]

You get a notice that your desk has been declared a National Disaster Zone.

I a whole Coca-Cola bottle.