The CL Kids Ask You! (READ RULES)

[Lyoko Wario offline]

TheAppleFreak: You can't. He is really Jack DeSena and has much more important things to do with his time. (I just made that up, but I'm going to meet him tomorrow) (woot)

Jim: Why can't I get a date with Suzanne? And what does RGT mean? She calls me that every time...
Or it may be Odd... I dunno...

What was I going to say?

I don't know, Jim. I don't know what you were going to say. But keep trying, I guess.

Yumi: So I have to do this report on a foreign culture and I've decided to write about the live-action world. If you don't mind, I have a few questions I'd like you guys to answer for me, okay? First of all, who performs the theme song for your world, and what's it called? Second, what do the eyecatches look like, and who's on them? On what station does your world air? And finally, what's the intended demographic? Thanks in advance!

[TheAppleFreak]

Yumi: There are too many bands all over for us to know who performs our theme song. The eyecatches are simply a picture of planet Earth zooming into a certain location, and no one is on them. And the intended demographic is everyone who cares about politics, anyone who wants to watch the exciting, action-filled life of an accountant, and plane crashes.
Yeah, you can see our world is... different.

To XANA: Have you upgraded (distorted announcer's voice) XANAVision, the one and only choice for monster sight!(end distorted announcer's voice) in the past who-knows-how-long you have been in the netowrk?

[JesusFreak offline]

JF: huh?!


Franz Hopper: Who says I make plot holes?! I'll stare them to death!

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Andy Waltfeld: Your wife's a gaping plot hole. Take that as you will.

Jeremy: Andy, I suggest you run. And who the heck is Jack DeSena? All I wanted was to challenge the protagonist of Megaman Battle Network to a duel!

[TheAppleFreak]

Jeremy: Jack DeSena is the guy who plays the voice of Sokka on Avatar... He's also good at programming multi-dimensional time-space continui distortion programs. He hacked my computer once... I got Franz Hopper to stare him to death.

Kiwi: Bark, aref woof woof. *whine* bark.

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Andy: Yeah, I was wondering why TheAppleFreak was posting the answer recipient's name instead of his own when he replied. Makes it look too much like the other topic.

Odd: The Guy sounds like an easy career. I wanna be The Guy too!

[TheAppleFreak]

Andy: Yeah, I was wondering why TheAppleFreak was posting the answer recipient's name instead of his own when he replied. Makes it look too much like the other topic.

Odd: The Guy sounds like an easy career. I wanna be The Guy too!

Bad habit. I'm trying to stop it.

Odd: No, being the guy is hard. Takes wills of steel to be The Guy. And you just lost the Game.

Kankrelat: Squeek! Squeek, squeeak!

[Fluffy offline]

SirFluffy: well If X.A.N.A doesn't proved insurance, I doubt you could get overtime, but you could TRY.

Aelita: Give me one GOOD reason I SHOULDN'T delete the BKO section?!

[Lyoko Wario offline]

Aelita - because we love and respect you very much.

Any sort of you-themed filth you find on there is simply a gesture of love.

Kolossus: "where's that HP Lovecraft sneak? I gotta smack a libel suit on him."

[Carth]

Kolossus: I'm afraid he died some time ago, dear. Don't worry, though, you can still make a lot of money as an "Eldritch Horrors are People Too" motivational speaker.

Man in Black: We have received intelligence that you are in touch with a highly dangerous and powerful international terrorist group known as the "Lyoko Warriors". Please supply us with their identities and the location of their base.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Asa: Uh... se habla español?

Sam: So, seriously... Odd 'n' me are the second-to-favorite couple, right?

[Carth]

Carth: Who are you again?

Clone!Jeremie: Hey there sweet cakes, what are you doing tonight?

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Asa: <s>OMG! KAWAIDESU CLONE!JEREMIE! ASA HART YUU.</s> Not you... : /

Emo!Ulrich: Why do I even try? Clearly I'm not good enough. D ;

[Carth]

you want some ice for that burn?

Carth: *hugs emo!Ulrich* Don't worry, you know Yumi loves you.

Kankrelat: Squeek! Squeek squeek!

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Asa: It's so cute... but it can totally bust a cap up my—my—my rear end. D:<
-hugs anyway-
D:<

MIB: -knocks on likely nonexistent door- Excuse me—us, we're selling baked goods, very inexpensive baked goods. If you could just offer some information, preferably on highly dangerous and powerful international terrorist groups that go by name... say... "Lyoko Warriors" this batch of home-baked cookies is yours. Care to buy?

[Rho offline]

Bring me some Mint Chocolate Brownies and we'll see.


Yumi: You know, I watched some Garfield episodes recently... How can I ship off Hiroki to somewhere like Greenland like Garfield would ship Nermal off to foreign countries?

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Andy: Metered Mail is your best friend. Remember the episode of Camp Lazlo (CN's other CL) where all the Bean Scouts wanted to mail themselves out of Camp Kidney and had to collect more and more stamps to cover the postage? Don't do that.

Jeremy: Wait, if we have one topic where LF users impersonate us to answer questions asked by LF users, and another topic where LF users impersonate us to ASK questions to be answered by LF users...then why the heck are WE even here?

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Asa: ...
The eye-candy?
If you don't like that answer... here, lemme try again—se habla español?

Jim: So, apparently the fan-base considers me a monster, which... for the record I'm not! I know you kids here at LF love ol' Jimbo, care to tell me why? [/ego boost]

[Rho offline]

Cause we like to mess with you, Jimmy.


Theo: I have a fairly large role in a Season 1 episode, and then all I get is CAMEO appearances? HOW DARE YOU! YOU FIL-
Okay, calm down... Why couldn't I even have had more episodes about MEEEEE?

[Carth]

Carth: Because we don't give a darn about you, Theo dear. And because William sort of filled your spot as a tertiary love interest.

William: Some 9th grader is beating me up...any idea why?

[Rho offline]

Not a clue... We surely did not pay him to do that.... No.. of course not...Why would you suggest such a thing.. -whistle-


Thomas Vincent: So FOX denied the application I sent in to have my own TV show. Why?

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Andy: Because they needed the time slot for the next big Joss Whedon project that'll eventually get canned after being pre-empted by football and/or So You Think You Can Dance six weeks in a row. Just because they aren't using Idol for this maneuver anymore doesn't make it any less deplorable.

Odd: Am I the only one here who appreciates Plan 9 from Outer Space for the classic it failed so miserably at being?

[SilverPrince offline]

Goodness Odd, you sure have been very patient, waiting here for over a year. Um. I've never seen Plan 9 from Outer Space, but I do know that there are many people who like it because it's so bad that it's good. You're not alone!

Aelita: Hey... can you let us leave? I mean, you've kept us here for over a year without even talking to us. We're... so... hungry. Ulrich and Yumi are fine because they feed off of unresolved sexual tension, but the rest of us have resorted to eating our own hair. Mr. Delmas hasn't said anything in days, we're afraid he might be dead but we're too weak to get up and check. Please... please just let us out. Can we at least have some food?

[Carth]

The karmic thing to do would be to laugh at you and leave. But I love you guys too much! *hugs each and every one of you and gives you all food*

Yumi: Could you get this freak out of here? She's blocking my view of Ulrich.

[ArgentDandelion offline]

Carth? Sorry, but I cannot do that, Yumi. Carth is too well respected here.
Emanuel: (the guy with the ponytail that looks like William that auditioned for the Pop Rock Progressives in Seeing is Believing.) Why don't you ever wear your hair in a ponytail like I do, William?