Corrupt A Wish Game! Version Two!

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. But then you get attacked by rather colorful ghosts.

I wish for my avatar, username and location.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Granted... as long as you share.

I wish for an avatar, a signature, and possibly a location.

[Carth]

(Granted, but what can I do about it? I don't have a SOUL.)

(I wish for my soul back.)

[SilverPrince offline]

...

I wish for the Moderator formerly known as Carth to have her soul back.

[Still Alive offline]

Granted. But I got it first. I happen to have things I want to do with it. I haven't forgiven that girl for mistreating me at twelve.

I wish I could have my supercomputer back.

[SilverPrince offline]

Well, sure! You don't seem evil or bad at all! I can trust you with it! Here you go.

I wish for bunnies.

[Still Alive offline]

Here, have a Buny. It is one of the new monsters I created with the supercomputer you conveniently returned to me. It is two feet high, has bowed hind legs, and shoots lasers from its teeth. Its Eye is on its underbelly. Have fun.

I wish for the delightfully bloody murders of the Lyoko Warriors.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. You are one of the early viewers of the new movie, The Delightfully Bloody Murders of the Lyoko Warriors! Coming out September 14th!

I wish that Apple will allow people to install OS X on both PCs and Macs.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

You get a pissy Steve Jobs.

I wish for something good and edible.

[TheAppleFreak]

Whoohoo! I have Steve Jobs!

Erhem... You get day-old cake.

I wish for a dog.

[SilverPrince offline]

Congratulations. Snoop Dogg will be following you around for the remainder of the day.

I wish for world peace.

[Carth]

Granted. You get a piece of the world to reign over as lord and master.

I wish I didn't have to suffer through three more class periods.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Granted. You get six more instead of three. :3

I put in a box of gold fish.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get a fish of gold box.

I wish for a nuclear warhead.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

(LOL! Sorry, got this confused with the other games... put and wish can be the same, amirite?)

Granted. You get my Mother.

I wish I had something to put in my signature. D:<

[Carth]

Granted. You now have permission to write the word "something" in your signature.

I wish for chicken.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. This is Renaldo "Chicken" Cortez, a famed Mixed Martial Artist who is known for doing the chicken dance after winning fights. Renaldo enjoys long walks on the beach and beating the crap out of other people.

I wish for the Internet.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

WILL YOU MARRY ME? :O

Granted. I hit enter and you get a net.

I wish for world peace.

[SilverPrince offline]

WILL YOU MARRY ME? :O

YES. You are now Mrs. Fourtwentytwo.

Granted. The world of Mars is now entirely peaceful.

I wish for a big house with a pool.

[Carth]

HANDS OFF HE'S MINE

Granted! But you have to buy the water. And pool water be expensive.

I wish for lunch.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

U WANNA SART SUMTHING. D:<

Granted. You get a rock, enjoy!

I wish for the urge to clean.

[Carth]

do you? >8)

Granted! You lose all will to do anything else.

I wish I didn't have to leave now for lunch D:

[Asantewaalrus offline]

NAWBRA. I WANNA FINISH SUMTHING!!111

Granted~ You get a bomb threat at your school.

I wish Carth-Hubby-Stealing-Darling didn't have to leave. D ;

[SilverPrince offline]

I'd grant it, but not even the AWESOME POWAH of wishes can defeat the HORRIBLE BUREAUCRACY of the educational system.

I wish for a sandwich. Get right on that, dear.

[Carth]

Granted! I got your sandwich.

I wish I could win this potentially epic fight in the minute I have.