Corrupt A Wish Game! Version Two!

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. Your calendar project is done, but everything else you have ever done in your entire life is now incomplete. Have fun being sent back to complete Kindergarden.

I wish for cake that is not a lie.

[Carth]

Granted. It's been made exactly to GLaDOS's specifications. Your ingredients.

1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. 1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting. 3/4 cup vegetable oil. 4 large eggs. 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. 3/4 cups butter or margarine. 1&2/3 cups granulated sugar. 2 cups all purpose flour. Fish shaped crackers. Fish shaped candies. Fish shaped solid waste, Fish shaped dirt. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Pull and peel licorice.. Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment. Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish. 1 cup lemon juice. Alpha resins. Unsaturated polyester resin. Fiberglass surface resins. And volatile malted milk impoundments. 9 large egg yolks. 12 medium geosynthetic membranes. 1 cup granulated sugar. An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'. 2 cups rhubarb, sliced. 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb. 1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. 1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. 3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. 1 large rhubarb. 1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. 2 tablespoons rhubarb juice. Adjustable aluminum head positioner. Slaughter electric needle injector. Cordless electric needle injector. Injector needle driver. Injector needle gun. Cranial caps. And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

I wish that recipe was shorter.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. The coconut pecan frosting is removed. I hate coconut.

I wish for a sharp wit and an iron tongue.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. You now have a sharp knife called "wit" and a shoe toungue made of iron.

I wish my brother's MP3 player didn't have to get corrupted.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. But now your brother is hopelessly corrupted and now bent on world domination.

I wish to have personal theme music composed by John Williams.

[Carth]

Granted. But just because this man has skill doesn't mean he feels like using it on you. He hits one piano key, and that's it.

I wish my paper was done.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. But now your pen, paper, or computer is in its raw elements. Good luck typing your ideas on a computer made of glass and sand.

I wish Rosetta Stone was shorter.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. The Rosetta Stone's height has been reduced by 4.22 cm.

I wish for the ability to run at speeds approaching that of light in a vacuum.

[Carth]

Granted. Have fun in the commode. xP

I wish there was a day called "Flurbsday" between Sunday and Monday.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but now the country has descended into a Unions-vs.-Corporations Civil War over the question of whether Flurbsday is part of the work-week or not.

I wish for something vauge and indistinct.

[Carth]

Granted...I think.

I wish to be with the love of my life.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. TheLoveOfMyLife Jones was concieved born a particularly romantic movie and his parents wanted to have that reflected in his name. By the power vested in me by the State of Lyoko, I pronounce you man and wife.

I wish for the Goodyear blimp.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. Good luck getting out of your house, because your house is now inside the Goodyear blimp.

I wish for people to friend me on my Facebook.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. You're now friends with all those people in your school who sit in the back corners of their respective classrooms, mutter to themselves about getting revenge on bullies, and wear trenchcoats.

I wish for Sandra Bullock. Because I can.

[Carth]

Granted! You get to sandpaper someone's buttocks. Watch your pronunciation.

I wish for a more mature understanding of BKO.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

… Granted, you can hang outside of it until I get seventy-five post. : 3

I wish for a band locked into my closet that only comes out in the morning to greet me with awesome, cheerful music to start my day!

[Carth]

Granted! But they don't play anything other than Barney songs. Hey, they're cheerful, and someone at some point and time thought they were awesome.

I wish for Franz Hopper.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. He just doesn't come with his gla- *explosion*

I wish for the Universe to come back into existence.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Do I look like a Steven Hawkings? Here, have a cookie. : /

I wish for someone to cuddle with.

[Carth]

Granted. 422? You happen to be here...*runs from the inevitable beating*

I wish for Lyokofreak dollars.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Granted. And you get a Lyokophile free of charge. 8D

I wish I had an Odd Della-Robbia.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. Meet that pile of poo we like to call Odd Della-Robbia.

I wish for a netbook that will work the way I want it to, and not bleep at me annoyingly.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Half-ass granted. Too bad, you're stuck with a clamshell iBook.

I wish I had a plate of cookies. D ;

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. They're made of fail and rocks.

I wish for telepathy.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Granted. You get an old woman, her name is Tele and she's pretty happy.

I wish for that Pac-Man hoodie I've been fan-girling over.