The Vending Machine 1.1

[SilverPrince offline]

You get out seventy five cents, which is what you should have been putting in.

I put in another vending machine.

[Carth]

You get a paradox.

I put in this unused chain.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get out a thank you note from a dominatrix who has been needing a chain.

I put in Catch-22 by Joseph Heller.

[Carth]

You get The Woman Warrior by Maxine Hong Kingston and The Things They Carried by Tim O'Brien.

I put in my soul.

[Vodka's Vengeance offline]

You get The Woman Warrior by Maxine Hong Kingston and The Things They Carried by Tim O'Brien.

I put in my soul.

You get out a black void.

I put in my copy of Eminem's Relapse.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get out Slim Shady. The Real Slim Shady. Not one of those other Slim Shadies, they're just imitators.

I put in my left hand.

[Stonecreek]

You put your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey....

I put in some old-school roller skates...

[SilverPrince offline]

You get modern, in-line, shiny, rocket-propelled skates that are probably illegal in several states.

I put in Halo 2.

[Vodka's Vengeance offline]

You get modern, in-line, shiny, rocket-propelled skates that are probably illegal in several states.

I put in Halo 2.

You get out I Love Bees.

I put it in my crappy car. (No idea how that would fit)

[SilverPrince offline]

You get a check from the United States government for $4,500. The check is labled "Cash for Clunkers".

I put in a black hole.

[Stonecreek]

You get all the clunkers from Cash for Clunkers.

I put in all the road construction in the area...

[SilverPrince offline]

You get out throngs of very happy commuters.

I'll take a potato chip, and put in the vending machine!

[Vodka's Vengeance offline]

You get out throngs of very happy commuters.

I'll take a potato chip, and put in the vending machine!

I put in a Death Note DVD....

[Carth]

You get a Death Note. Have fun.

I put in a pram.

[Vodka's Vengeance offline]

You get a Death Note. Have fun.

I put in a pram.

You get out a MAC PC guide.

I put in a mid-90s printer....

[SilverPrince offline]

You get an obscure Family Guy reference.

I put in Rush Limbaugh. (Have to get rid of him somehow.)

[Carth]

You get Ted Kennedy.

I put in William's giant sword. Made of metal. OOOHH

[SilverPrince offline]

You get out Odd's rarely-seen shield. Made of energy. OOOHH.

I put in Albert Einstein.

[Carth]

You get that picture of Einstein Jeremie has hanging in his room. Which may or may not come to life in order to change the position of its tongue.

I put in a potato.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get a potato, pronounced slightly differently.

I put in a graphing calculator.

[Carth]

You get my math homework.

I put in Ulrich's dad.

[Stonecreek]

You get Ulrich's dad back out, because he keeps complaining about being stuck in the vending machine (A-hole that he is).

I put in Kadic's soccer (football) team...

[Carth]

You get Kadic's foosball machine.

I put Ulrich's dad back in. I don't want him.

[SilverPrince offline]

You break the vending machine.

I get another vending machine and put in the old, broken vending machine.

[Carth]

You get a candy bar.

I put in my college fund.