Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest Returns! (New Rules)

[Tekirai offline]

ARGH I HAVE BEEN DESECONDTHRONED

*barges into thread*

#1

Johnny: soyumilikeIwassayingearlierireallyreallylikemangadoyoulikemangailikemangawhataboutpieilikepi3.14159mmmtasty
Yumi: I love manga! Pie too!
Johnny: Why are you igno- what
Yumi: I'm not so sure about mathematical pi but I loooove pie. Fruity pies are the best. Like blueberry and apple. I guess meat pies are nice too. But they're all soooo good. Especially the ones they have here. One of the few things this cafeteria does right. There was this one time where Rosa made a million of the things, and Odd nearly threw up all over us after eating too many. I nearly did too. That was great.
Johnny: ...
Yumi: Uh... something wrong?
Johnny: SHE TALKED TO ME *skips off in glee*
Yumi: what the heck I try and be nice and then he leaves in the middle grumble I'm going to choke that kid grumble frown

(I had something a bit different before, realised that TheAppleFreak had a similar caption and THOUGHT OUTSIDE THE BOX mushroom.)

#2

Kid: AAAAAGH oh god guys help me I tried baking this thing and I added too much yeast and it's sfsflsdfksjdflsk OH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE eww it's squishy
Odd: Someone is going to take this scenario extraordinarily out of context, I just know it.

#3

Odd: *offscreen* pfftsnrrk
Jeremie: Huh? What's wrong?
Odd: The shadow on your shirt makes you look like you have boobies
Jeremie: No it does n-....

#wut

(Don't feed the Doctors)
David Tennant: Timelord! Timelord! Dalekkks!!
Matt Smith: *knocking David over* TAAARDIIIISSS!!
Keeper: My my. They're lively today.

(I love how stupid this one is)

[Sithking Zero offline]

1) Seconds later, Jonny (how do you spell his name?) was in traction, and everyone knew not to PO the asian goth.
2) Sissi: was it really nesecary to knock both of them out?
Odd: No one must ever know of our love, Sissi. You know that.
(Begin making out)
3) Jeremie: I'm not wearing underwear today!
(Aelita looks at him funny)
J: No, I'm not wearing underwear today!
Not that you probably care
Much about my underwear
Still I feel
I gotta saaaaaaaayyyyy...
That I'm not wearing Un-der-wear
To-DAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!

O:...
U:...
Y:...
A:...

O: Have you been using that helmet again?

J: ... yes.

Bonus:
This was the last known photo of the Doctor before he was dragged under by the Cubicle monster.

[emoBillâ„¢ offline]

I suppose I'll try this. Though I'm usually not funny when asked to be funny, so...yeah xP

PICTURENUMBAHONE:

Yumi: Here are the brains you requested, ma'am.

*thinking* Did we really have to re-enact the last episode Odd saw of Hospital of Horrors?

Johnny: ...*drool*...

PICTURENUMBAHTWO:

Odd: So what was that again, Sissi? *smirk*

Sissi: OKAYICANTCOOKOKAY??!!

PICTURENUMBAHSHREE:

The day Jeremie finally beat the Impossible Quiz.

Ulrich: You do know that there's another one, right?

Jeremie: ...

PICTURENUMBAHFO:

Random Guy: HAYUSEENMAICHEEZBURGER

Let's start with the points xP Here I come, single-digits yayyyy.

[Stonecreek]

Wow, it's been forever. Hope I still have the knack for this.

#1
Johnny: *mindless blathering*
Yumi: *to self* If I wasn't so hungry, I'd dump this food on the little twit's head.

#2
*Odd and Sissi draw apart after smooching*
Odd: It was just one kiss...what's all the fuss?
Herve: *diving for cover* It's a sign of the apocalypse! Be afraid for your lives!
Sissi: Really, now, is it that big of a deal?
Odd; To Nick it is. Look at the mess he made.
Sissi: God, I only hope that's spilled mashed potatoes and not something else.

#3
Jeremie: Yes, I forgot my pants today, and I'm darn proud of it!
Everyone else (offscreen): *trying to hold in laughter and disparaging remarks* Odd, of course, fails.
Odd: Dude, I hope it's just really cold in here, because otherwise, that is really, really sad.

Bonus pic
What is David Tennant doing in this picture?
A. Hiding from fangirls.
B. Hiding from having to play the Doctor again.
C. Playing peek-a-boo with an infant.
D. Receiving Monika Lewinsky-type attention from someone.

You be the judge.

[TheAppleFreak]

...Wow.
The second page here?
I haven't seen this happen since.... The latest round started. *shrugs*
idk

[HiddenWatcher offline]

Picture 1:

Blond girl in background: Yes, yes, yes, I'm on camera, I'm on camera, I've wanted this for sooo long, this is my big...no, wait, don't go!

Picture 2:

Sissi: And that's what I think of HxS and NxS.
Odd: Ha!
Sissi: You want to find out my thoughts on OxS?!
Odd: No, ma'm!
Sissi: Your loss.
Odd:

Picture 3:

Aelita (thinking): Wow, when Jeremie stands like that, it actually makes him look manly! He's so handsome, too. I really wish I could finally get somewhere with him. I wonder how...uh-oh, he's been talking this whole time! I wonder what he's been saying?
Jeremie (thinking): I wonder how long it'll take her to realize I've been spouting gibberish? Jeez, and people think I'm obvious!

Bonus Picture:

The contest escapes me so I'm choosing to think this guy is trying out for Whose Line is it Anyway by imitating their "worst person to have a cubicle next to" sketch.

This guy: I can has cheezburger?!

[Stonecreek]

Judjing time? I do believe the number of entries this round is superior to any in recent memory.

[Carth]

Really? 8D! I shall do of the judging then! Results will be up and stated before the end of the day, iz promise.

[Carth]

THIS IS CALLED A RESULTS POST! Thank you everyone for entering, and to Stonecreek for pulling my brain out of the gutter on it. On to the standings: (Remember, after the first three they're in no particular order)

The one with Yumi and Johnny and such:
1: TheAppleFreak- short, sweet and to the point!
2: Tekirai- IT BREAKS THE UNIVERSE! D8
3: Aelita- *backs away from Johnny*
Tangent128- Didn't quite get it but I liked that rhyme. ^-^
Sithking- What's "in traction"? D8
Stonecreek- So much food, so little opportunity.
HiddenWatcher- Aw, sowee. Maybe next season.

The one with the cronies on the floor:
1: Stonecreek- I guess it really was just that shocking.
2: Tekirai- Too much yeast, hm?
3: HiddenWatcher- Wins for the little eyebrow-raising guy.
TheAppleFreak- Still shocking!
Tangent128- That thing can do a lot of damage.
Sithking Zero- Fat lot of good that's doing.
Aelita- I think you'll have to be able to cook if you want to marry him, Sissi. (lolfail)

The one where Jeremie is awesome:
1: Sithking Zero- Remember, kiddies, drugs is bad!
2: Tekirai- I'm not the only one that noticed? YES! x3
3: HiddenWatcher- Instant feelings detector- just add gibberish.
TheAppleFreak- Crap indeed. D8
Tangent128- I remember them! They had them in my school before they decided they had to go all technologically advanced...
Aelita- Poor guy.
Stonecreek- Is there a really dirty joke here that's completely gone over my head? On second thought, don't answer that...

The one where David Tennant is awesome:
1: Stonecreek- The answer is E- all of them at once!
2: Tangent128- Poor bukkit
3: Tekirai- ^---^ *gives them candy* *walks away whistling*
TheAppleFreak- Sorry, ICHC is not an equal opportunity cheezburger distributor.
Sithking Zero- D8!!
Aelita- MAI CHEESBURGER
HiddenWatcher- Personally I'd love to have a cubicle next to David Tennant...

I lol'd:
1: Tekirai (Pic 3)
2: Stonecreek (Pic Tennant)
3: TheAppleFreak (Pic 3)

I heav'd:
1: Tekirai (Pic 2)
2: Aelita (Pic 1)
3: Tangent128 (Pic 2)

I WTF'd:
1: Tangent128 (Pic 1)
2: Sithking Zero (Pic 1)
3: HiddenWatcher (Pic 1)

Totals:
Tekirai: 13
Stonecreek: 8
Tangent128: 6
Sithking Zero: 5
TheAppleFreak: 4
Aelita: 3
HiddenWatcher: 3

Better totals:
1. Stonecreek (184)
2. Tekirai (123)
3. Carth (117)
4. Sithking Zero (91)
5. (tie) Lyoko422 (77), Tangent128 (77)
6. Ghost Guest (75)
7. Malky (73)
8. JesusFreak (43)
9. HiddenWatcher (36)
10. Mewberries151 (21)
11. kamekai (20)
12. Andy Waltfeld [18]
13. TheAppleFreak (13)
14. MemoAwesome (16)
15. ODDCHEEZY (12)
16. Reesane (10)
17. AngelBolt (9)
18. (tie) Lyoko is Cool [8], MakeYourself [8]
19. Blue Armor Boy (7)
20. Ulrich's lil bro (4)
21. (tie) Narikii (3), Aelita (3)
22. (tie) Kita Keru (2), yumi ulrich (2)
23. ninja_ulrich (1)
24. (tie) Raven_613 (0), Pyro-Lord (0)
25. (tie) Shadowmask (-1), sentai (-1), jeremey56 (-1)

Anyone want to take this and call it their own?

[Sithking Zero offline]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traction_(orthopedics)

P.S.: Carth, that third-place position will be MINE!!! MINE, YOU HEAR ME?!? MINEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[Stonecreek]

It's been well over a month since a round has started. I will now remedy that. I am being hopeful and setting a two-week time frame on this round. So, Friday the 29th of May is the deadline. And now, for the pictures:

#1: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c68/S ... t_3461.jpg
#2: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c68/S ... t_0471.jpg
#3: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c68/S ... t_1131.jpg
Bonus pic: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c68/S ... stral1.jpg
(In case anyone can't tell, the bonus pic is Harry, Luna, and Buckbeak from the last Harry Potter movie. Luna is far and away my favorit character, and I'd love to see her having a conversation with the hippogriff while Harry's all WTF. Just thought I'd throw that out there.)

Anyway, good luck, and have fun captioning.

[Tekirai offline]

these are horrible

#1

Yumi: ...did I actually just get slapped by that rock shaped like you?
Odd: Well, walking into it kind of helped.

#2

Odd: 'Examples of funny captions'... wait, huh? The first one is what I'm saying right now!

#3

William: That's a chair! :D
Aelita: His intelligence probably surpasses yours.
Jeremie: ...

#cookie

The world's longest stari
wait crap I already used this
uhhh
The world's longest staring contest with three participants
the word pants is in the caption and is therefore funny

[Jeremified offline]

Skipping #1 and the bonus image.

#2:
Odd: Hm, this is a tricky crossword puzzle. A four-letter word for an extinct bird and a green fruit... what in the heck...
Aelita: Kiwi?
Odd: He's in my room, don't worry.

#3:
William: fgsfds!

[Stonecreek]

Deadline for this round is Friday, and I have two entries. Looks like I'm gonna have to extend the deadline...

[TheAppleFreak]

It would help if you could find stock photos on codelyoko.fr, as my school blocks Photobucket.

[Stonecreek]

It would help if you could find stock photos on codelyoko.fr, as my school blocks Photobucket.

They are stock photos from codelyoko.fr; I just like the fact that Photobucket wpn't change the pic's web address midway through a contest. But the names of the first three pics that I linked didn't change from when I copied them, so all you have to do is go to that episode's gallery and click the corresponding numbered screenshot (le secret 471 and 1131 and Triple sot 3461).

[TheAppleFreak]

Okay, I am now at home and captioning can begin!
...These suck.
PICTAH WON
Odd: Oh great, now I gotta Control-Alt-Delete Yumi too!

PICTAH TOO
Odd: How to be funny... how to be funny... Where's that article?

PICTAH π!
William: And now, I shall raise my finger!
*gasp from audience*
Aelita: *to herself* I wanted to do that!

PICTAH... pictah... what comes after π?
*all engaged in staring contest*

[HiddenWatcher offline]

Picture 1:

Odd (thinking): I will not say 'stoned', I will not say 'stoned', I will not...

Picture 2:

Somewhere a CL fan notices that the picture on Odd's magazine looks vaguely like Australia and adds to the ever-increasing list of Odd's potential nationalities. Is there no country which will step up and finally claim responsibility for this boy's early childhood?

Picture 3:

William's attempt at British humor has failed spectacularly due to no one understanding the reference, much like this caption.

Bonus picture:

Buckbeak briefly considered biting the girl, but after listening to her theories, he decided that whatever she was on, he didn't want none of it.

[Carth]

Eee! Caption contest!

Whun:
Odd: Yumi, someone destroyed the life-size statue of me in the Quad...
Yumi: Gasp! The fiends!

Tew:
Odd: Okay...*thumbs through instruction manual* Now that I've put the Aelita together, where can I find her "on" switch? It's gotta be in here somewhere...

Three:
William: And that's why repainting the supercomputer purple would be a worthwhile and functional tactical maneuver. Any questions?
Jeremie: Yeah. Why'd we let you in here again...?

Bonus: (and for future reference, peeps, that is a thestral, not a hippogriff.)
Luna: Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, thestral. Hey. Hey. Hey. Heeeeyyy. Hey. Hey. Hey? Hey. Hey. Thestral. Hey.
Harry: *backs away slowly*

[Stonecreek]

That's five entries. Yay! I'll judge tomorrow evening, then, just in case anyone gets inspired here at the last minute.

[Jazzy Josh offline]

1)
Yumi: WTF?!?!!!
Odd: Oh, yeah, you see I got a new girlfriend!
Yumi: There are still others out there???
Odd: YES! Anyway, it turns out her name was Medusa.

2)
Odd: Aelita, this Playboy is not pleasuring me enough today, want to got to my dorm?
Aelita: O_O
Odd: I mean WHAT???!!!!
Aelita: O_O

3)
William: Oh, wow, that video looks cool, can I borrow it?
Jeremie (aside to Aelita): If I hear any more references to THAT FREAKING SONG, I will send out those blackmail pictures.


01853)
Harry: Who cares about the next movie now that the books are over?
...
Harry: That's what I thought

BTW, definitely not Buckbeak, or even a Hippogriff

[Stonecreek]

Six entries is even better. However, seeing as I am at work right now, and will be for a good deal of tomorrow, I will have to judge Friday afternoon. So sorry.

[Stonecreek]

Real life got in the way yet again. I apologize for the delay. For a full list of the things that kept me from judging this round promptly, please PM me (and also if you see errors in my judging besides the time I did it). Also, I can't believe Jeremified is not on the overall list, unless it is under a name I do not recall. On to the results:

Picture #1
1. HiddenWatcher (3 points)
2. Carth (2 points)
3. Lyoko is Cool (1 point)
4. Tekirai
5. TheAppleFreak
6. Fraxtil (Jeremified) – did not complete

Picture #2
1. Lyoko is Cool (3 points)
2. Fraxtil (Jeremified) (2 points)
3. Carth (1 point)
4. HiddenWatcher
5. Tekirai
6. TheAppleFreak

Picture #3
1. Fraxtil (Jeremified) (3 points)
2. Carth (2 points)
3. Tekirai (1 point)
4. HiddenWatcher
5. TheAppleFreak
6. Lyoko is Cool

Bonus Picture
1. HiddenWatcher (3 points)
2. Tekirai (2 points)
3. TheAppleFreak (sorta ripped off Teki’s…) (1 point)
4. Carth (you should get a point for pointing out my glaring hippogriff/thestral mixup)
5. Lyoko is Cool (same for you, buddy)
6. Fraxtil (Jeremified) – did not complete

Funniest
1. Lyoko is Cool (pic 2) – 3 points
2. Carth (pic 1) – 2 points
3. Fraxtil (Jeremified) (pic 3) – 1 point

Sickest
1. Lyoko is Cool (pic 2) – 3 points
2. Carth (pic 2) – 2 points)
3. HiddenWatcher (pic 1) – 1 point, I suppose…

Most random
1. Tekirai (pic 3) – 3 points)
2. TheAppleFreak (pic 1) – 2 points
3. HiddenWatcher (pic 3) – 1 point

Negatives
Probably some I’m not noticing, but I make typos, too, and it’s 1 a.m. here, and this run-on sentence should be a negative in and of itself.

This round
1. Lyoko is Cool – 10 points
2. Carth – 9 points
3. HiddenWatcher – 8 points
4. Fraxtil (Jeremified) – 6 points
5. Tekirai – 6 points
6. TheAppleFreak – 3 points
.

Overall totals
1. Stonecreek (184)
2. Tekirai (129)
3. Carth (126)
4. Sithking Zero (91)
5. (tie) Lyoko422 (77), Tangent128 (77)
6. Ghost Guest (75)
7. Malky (73)
8. HiddenWatcher (44)
9. JesusFreak (43)
10. Mewberries151 (21)
11. kamekai (20)
12. (tie) Andy Waltfeld [18], Lyoko is Cool [18]
14. (tie)TheAppleFreak (16), MemoAwesome (16)
16. ODDCHEEZY (12)
17. Reesane (10)
18. AngelBolt (9)
19. MakeYourself [8]
20. Blue Armor Boy (7)
21. Fraxtil (Jeremified) (6)
22. Ulrich's lil bro (4)
23. (tie) Narikii (3), Aelita (3)
25. (tie) Kita Keru (2), yumi ulrich (2)
27. ninja_ulrich (1)
28. (tie) Raven_613 (0), Pyro-Lord (0)
30. (tie) Shadowmask (-1), sentai (-1), jeremey56 (-1)

[Jeremified offline]

Also, I can't believe Jeremified is not on the overall list, unless it is under a name I do not recall.

I disappeared for nearly a year, so I'm guessing most of this thread happened while I was gone. :/

[Stonecreek]

BTW, who is hosting the next go-round? Not me, obviously, as you all see how long it took me to judge this one.