Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest Returns! (New Rules)

[Carth]

These might kind of fail. I had a hard time with them for some reason. DX

UNO!

Aelita: Mmmmf mmm mmmff mmff!
Yumi: Hold on, Aelita, I'll take care of this. Ulrich, could you please move your elbows? Aelita's kind of choking on your right one, and me, well...uh...
Ulrich *thinking*: Must block out all sound...must win epic staring contest with William...winning...winning...


DUO!

Jeremie: Well, sir, I don't exactly have a refrigerator, but if I had one, I suppose it would be running...

TRIAD!

Aelita *offscreen* Jeremie...you did only put two packets of sugar in your coffee, right? Cause I'm beginning to think that-
Jeremie: I'M A PRETTY BIIIIIIRD~! 8DD *chews onna book*
Aelita:

DESUDESUDESU!

Before you make any judgements about this photo, you have to understand that running a school full of two hundred hormonally-charged students is a very, very stressful task.

[Sithking Zero offline]

One: And once again, another Lyoko Group Shot is ruined by Ulrich's massive ego.
ODD: HEY! Down in front!

Two:
Jeremie: (in a latino-spanish-type voice) Hello. And I am Jeremie Belpois.
(turns to other camera) Are you ugly? Do you look like this guy? (shows picture of Ulrich)
(turns to third camera, now mysteriously shirtless with a misting of water on his torso) Then buy my new deoderant for men, Xanoko. You can turn this... (shows picture of Herve) into this (shows picture of Orlando Bloom).
(Shows stationary picture of Jeremie posing with a... thing... of deoderant)
Narrator: Xanoko. Small enough for a palm pilot, strong enough for a supercomputer.

Three:
Jeremie: Aelita... There's something I have to tell you... (leans in)
Aelita: (Softly) Y...yes Jeremie?
Jeremie: I-I... I don't know exactly how to put it, but...
Aelita: It's okay, Jeremie... you can tell me anything...
Jeremie: I know... it's just that...
(Jeremie springs backwards, away from Aelita.)
Jeremie: (singing) Iiiiiii... Just wanna tell you how I'm feeling... Got to make you... understand!
Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around, and hurt you!
Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie, and desert you!

Aelita: 0_0
Jeremie: uhhh...
Aelita:


(What? I like that song!)
(okay, fine. I'm putting that joke away for a while.)

4: ... and nine months later, Sissi was born!

[Tangent128 offline]

1] Ulrich: Lyoko Ranger. Voiced by Chuck Norris.

2] Jeremie: ...that's odd. Anyone have any idea why the supercomputer's playing the music video for "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
(For the record, I composed this before Sithking's post.)

3] Due to Internet delivery oddities, XANA's latest polymorphic specter was routed through Transylvania.

&] Delmas has good reason to party. After years of dreaming, he finally developed butter-flavored soda.

[Tekirai offline]

what what

#1

It's incredibly hard to look at Ulrich seriously for over 3 seconds when he has his hands on his hips like this. A proper caption had not been written for this reason.

...

I MEAN COME ON LOOK AT HIM LOL

#2

Jeremie: Riiiight okay so what kind of caption are you gonna write about me huh huh I bet it's gonna be totally AWESOME right yeah not really I'm only really just here for the lulz none of you people can write funny captions for crap especially YOU I mean come on what kind of person can do that and have a stupid face at the same time yes I'm talking to you on the screen there with your- AM I IN FIRST PLACE YET

#3

Jeremie: OMFG IT'S LIEK A LIBRARY!!!11one *flails arms and runs around in circles* BOOOOKS!!!1
Ulrich: This is the scariest thing I've seen all day.

DAAAAAH

"Err, you're not supposed to eat the str- too late."

I found these ones hard too so I kinda winged it this time. |D;

[Stonecreek]

Hard piccies to caption, but I shall do my best. Also, bravo for the turnout this round.

#1
*cue dramatic music in the background*
Ulrich: ♪ Let's get down to business... ♪
Yumi: *rolling eyes* Oh god, here we go again...
Ulrich: ♫ Did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons? ♫
Aelita: I feel insulted...
Yumi: I swear, if you continue, so help me, I will...
Ulrich: ♪ You're the saddest bunch I've ever met... ♪
Aelita: Feeling more insulted... *powers up the glowing red death*
Ulrich: ♫ And you can bet before we're through... ♫
Yumi: *readies fans* Oh, I'll show you who's through...
Ulrich: ♫♫ I'll make a man out of you! ♫
Yumi/Aelita: Hya! *Ulrich is devirtualized*

#2
Jeremie: There's nothing caption-able here. Go away, shoo!
Stonecreek: Oh, sure there is. You only have one nostril, for starters.
Jeremie: What?!?! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#3
What popular animated character is Jeremie imitating?
A. Azumanga Daioh - Osaka's special running fast technique
B. Avatar: the Last Airbender: Sokka's Water Tribe gang sign
C. Any generic villian witha generic background in a generic premature victory pose.
D: YOU'RE READING TOO MUCH INTO THINGS! GET A LIFE!!!

Bonus pic
Be thankful this picture was taken before a certain Nelly song was played and Jean-Pierre decided to take it literally.

[SilverPrince offline]

I'm sorry I chose such lousy pics, but it was a good turnout anyway, which is good. I'll judge tomorrow to give one last chance for entries.

[HiddenWatcher offline]

Picture 1:

Aelita: Ulrich, no amount of striking Peter Pan poses is going to change the fact that I'm the only one who can fly to Lyoko. If you really want to fly, you don't need faith, trust, or pixie dust. You just need to be really nice to Jeremie.

Picture 2:

Jeremie: I'm considering getting some padding for those walls so when I'm inevitably thrown against them it'll hurt less. Also, I'm signing up for a course in not talking to myself.

Picture 3:

No, Jeremie isn't possessed by Xana. It's just that he's finally figured out a program that lets him automatically win online debates. OxA shippers worldwide, tremble! (And also people who think Batman can defeat Superman in a fight to the death)

Picture 4:

Have you ever wondered why Sissi's mom doesn't seem to be in the show? Have you, perhaps, wished you could see her? Well, neither has Mr. Delmas.

[SilverPrince offline]

Alrighty, here we go. Not only were they hard to caption, but they were hard to judge. But thanks for trying it anyway.

Picture One:
1st- Stoney. I should know that song but I don't. It's funny anyway.
2nd- Tekirai. A proper response was not written for the fact that the caption speaks for itself.
3rd- Carth. Epic starking contest! And epic suffocation.
Andy Waltfeld- Very clever use of series.
Tangent128- Obligatory Chuck Norris reference.
HiddenWatcher- I'd think Odd is the most Peter-Panish. He is just as swift, agile, and hyperactive.

Picture Dos:
1st- Sithking Zero. I have no clever response. Just rest assured that that was really funny.
2nd- MemoAwesome. WoW ftw. But I pictured Jeremie as a gnome...
3rd- Carth. WELL THEN YOU'D BETTER GO CATCH IT.
Tekirai- Nope, not yet.
Stoney- I thought that was a mole. >.>
JesusFreak- Should I have heard of that game?

Picture [insert non-English word for "three" here]:
1st- Sithking Zero. Aelita just got Rick Rolled! Because it's Jeremie, would it be "Lyokolled"? Bad pun, I know.
2nd- HiddenWatcher- FINALLY. AN END TO THOSE BLASTED OxA SHIPPERS.
3rd- Tangent128- I vant to suck your... computer hard drives! More bad puns.
Stoney- I should watch more anime.
Carth- Jeremie shouldn't be allowed anywhere near coffee anyway.
MemoAwesome- How did Kiwi get in there in the first place? >.>
Andy Waltfeld- That would be the awesomenest backpack ever.

Bonasu:
1st- Stoney. Hey, if his daughter can waltz around in her underwear, why can't Jean-Pierre go around in his? Oh right. Because it would scar us all for life.
2nd- Sithking Zero. I hope Sissi doesn't know that. And if she does, maybe that explains her crabby attitude.
3rd- Carth. Chalk "boarding school principal" onto the list of things I'll never do when I grow up.
Tangent128- Butter flavored... soda?
Tekirai- Is "str-" short for streamers? I couldn't figure it out. -_-
JesusFreak- Would alternate universe evil JP not have facial hair?
MemoAwesome- I would imagine Jean-Pierre has seen many shops in his time.

Funniest:
Sithking Zero- Picture Two.
Stoney- Picture One.
Tekirai- Picture One.

Randomnest:
JesusFreak- Picture Two.
Carth- Picture Three.
Tekirai- Picture Three.

EWWWWWWWWWest:
Stoney: Bonus.
Tangent128: Bonus. (I'm sorry, but butter flavored soda?)
MemoAwesome: Picture Three.

This round's totals:
Stonecreek: 12
Sithking Zero: 11
Carth: 5
MemoAwesome: 5
Tekirai: 4
Tangent128: 3
JesusFreak: 3
HiddenWatcher: 2
Andy Waltfeld: 0

Grand totals:
1. Stonecreek (168)
2. Tekirai (110)
3. Carth (99)
4. Lyoko422 (77)
5. Ghost Guest (75)
6. Malky (73)
7. Tangent128 (62)
8. Sitking Zero (46)
9. JesusFreak (43)
10. Mewberries151 (21)
11. kamekai (20)
12. MemoAwesome (16)
13. (tie) ODDCHEEZY (12) HiddenWatcher (12)
14. Reesane (10)
15. AngelBolt (9)
16. (tie) Lyoko is Cool (VIII) MakeYourself (VIII)
17. Blue Armor Boy (7)
18. Andy Waltfeld (6)
19. Ulrich's lil bro (4)
20. Narikii (3)
21 (tie) Kita Keru (2) yumi ulrich (2)
22. ninja_ulrich (1)
23. (tie) Raven_613 (0), Pyro-Lord (0)
24. (tie) Shadowmask (-1) sentai (-1) jeremey56 (-1)

[Sithking Zero offline]

Wow. Did not expect #2 to be so popular. Glad you liked it!

YAY!!! I'm in eigth place!

[Carth]

Oleycrap I never noticed I was in third place. o_o Now all I have to do is beat Stonecreek and Teki and I will <s>rule the world</s> be happy!

That said, does anyone want the next contest? If no one wants it, I'll take it.

[Stonecreek]

I'll take it. But, with one catch - probably won't start the next round until Monday. If that is dissatisfying, let Carth host this round and I wil host the one after her, which I am alos fine with. My lead just keeps growing and growing.

Also, Lyoko422, the song from my first caption is "I'll Make a Man
Out of You" from Disney's Mulan.

[Sithking Zero offline]

Wait, I just re-counted. For the second, third, and bonus pics, I got eleven. However, that doesn't factor in the "Funniest," win, unless I missed the rules of the game... I appologize for bringing this up, but I just noticed it.

[SilverPrince offline]

Three points for 1st place in Picture Two, three points for 1st place in Picture Three, two points for 2nd place in the Bonus, and three points for funniest caption. That's eleven points.

[Sithking Zero offline]

Oh, right. My bad!

[Stonecreek]

Ok, time for a new round to start (though I realyl thought Carth would've stepped in to take it, since I took all weekend...). Same rules, new piccies. No deadline; i just wanna see some turnout like last round.

Pic 1: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c68/Stonecreek/Experience_1651.jpg
Pic 2: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c68/Stonecreek/Experience_0411.jpg
Pic 3: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c68/Stonecreek/Experience_2451.jpg
Bonus pic: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c68/Stonecreek/11786370650761.jpg (If you really don't know these characters, it's Rei Ayanami from Neon Genesis Evangelion inside a Pikachu costume.)

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

ICHI
Someone apparently forgot to tell Aelita that bird calls are generally not made with the arms outstretched like wings.

NI
Jim: STERN! What have I told you about pulling this particular prank on school grounds?
Ulrich: ....Bring a lighter 'cause the poop won't catch fire itself?
Jim: Darn right! Which means two hours of detention this afternoon so you can learn where to pick up a can of Sterno!

ICKY-ICKY-ICKY-P'TANG
Aelita: ¬_¬
Odd: ¬_¬
Yumi (offscreen): O_O
Ulrich (also offscreen): >_<
Jeremy (you get the idea): What's the matter? You've never seen a caption restricted to emoticons before?

THE OLD MAN FROM SCENE 24
NERV's new plugsuit design drew more than its fair share of criticisms...but not from Rei. Mostly from Shinji, who was left with a Gardevoir suit after a multitude of other designs were "pulled from distribution" at Gendo's request.

[Sithking Zero offline]

Ichi: Odd: Aelita, I don't care how much anime you watched last night, but you're not a ninja.
Aelita: yes, I am!
Odd: You're wearing a bright pink jumpsuit in the middle of the Amazon rain forest. Yeah, that REALLY says "stealth."
Aelita: It works for "Naruto."
Odd:... You're de-
Aelita: Also, you're hardly one to talk about subtlty and stealth, Mr. "I wear purple and hot-pink clothes everywhere."
Odd: ... You win this round, Aelita. But I'll be back! (poofs away in a puff of smoke).

(Honestly, it started off fine, but then it just started getting silly.)

Ni:

Ulrich: MAN, I'm glad I learned to sleep with my eyes open. Could you imagine what sort of things I'd be hearing if I was awake?

San:

Aelita: ... you had to do it, didn't you.
Odd: Can we NOT talk about this right now?
Aelita: Not only are we in intense danger, but Sithking Zero was allllll ready to let this joke die.
Odd: Look, it was his birthday! How was I supposed to know he'd react this way?
Aelita: You knew DAMN well what was going to happen when you gave him that Disco Ball!
MCDunbar:
Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch!

(HE WILL NOT DIE!!!!)

Bonus:

... And then, inexplicably, Aelita's materialization procedure went Horribly, Horribly wrong.

[HiddenWatcher offline]

Picture 1:

Odd: Hey, Einstein, you'll never believe this! Aelita's doing ballet. And your suit design looks really nice! I bet you wish you were here.
Jeremie: grumble, grumble.

Picture 2:

Jim: Ulrich, for the last time, I can't eat cheeseburgers! I'm lactose intolerant. Honestly, I don't know why I keep asking you to get my lunch.
Ulrich: The background characters aren't allowed to do anything not directly related to their role within the plot, Jeremie doesn't like you, and the last time you asked Odd to do it he put in a mouth trap and a firecracker.
Jim: Ah.

Picture 3:

Odd: ...And another thing, what's with this yellow thing on my chest? Is Jeremie trying to get me shot? I mean, your costume has wings! Mine has these weird faces on the shoulder pads. Why is that?
Aelita: He's in love with me and you tried to use the scanners to make your game of tetris more exciting. Figure it out.

Bonus:

Aelita would really rather not talk about it.

[TheAppleFreak]

Picture 1:
Aelita: Lookie! I'm a pretty birdie in a suit that makes Jeremy's hormones surge! Wheee!
(Jeremy flushes and gets a visual from Odd, who is staring in awe)

Picture 2:
Jim: I... uh... wha... Ulrich, I forgot what I was about to say. Remind me.
Ulrich: I'd rather not talk about it.

Picture 3:
Aelita: NO ODD! You can't use their supercomputer to play super-tetris!
Odd: Aw, come on....

Bonus pic:
Aelita was really desperate, and took the only available job at Nintendo World....

[Carth]

Oh...I don't mind doing another caption contest. 8D Though I will take the next one.

This one was also pretty tough. I don't know why.

1

Aelita's attempts to keep the sky from falling were growing harder by the minute.

2

Ulrich: This school REALLY needs to get some better statuary.

3

Aelita: Odd, I still don't think it's a good idea to use our Lyoko outfits as Halloween costumes.
Odd: Well...okay, maybe it wasn't the smartest idea, but everyone's in costume. Who's going to care? Besides, it was either this or a bedsheet.
Random Heckler: Oy, kitty boy! Nice spandex!
Other Random Heckler: Ey, babe in the pink! Need more candy?
Aelita: ...do you still have that bedsheet?

Bonus:

OH NOM NOM NOM.

[Sithking Zero offline]

Ummmm.... is anyone out there?

[Stonecreek]

I'd love one or two more entries before I judge this round. If I don't get any byt he end of the week, then I will judge the 5 I've got.

[Sithking Zero offline]

It's been a week...

[TheAppleFreak]

*whistles pointless tune*
I think that 168 hours have elasped since you have stated that you will post the results in a week.
We're all expecting an answer here, StoneCreek.

[Stonecreek]

*whistles pointless tune*
I think that 168 hours have elasped since you have stated that you will post the results in a week.
We're all expecting an answer here, StoneCreek.

And I was expecting another entry or two. Tomorrow (when I am more awake), I will judge what I got. Then, Carth can take next round like she wanted to.