Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest Returns! (New Rules)

[Malkmusian offline]

Picture 1:

Jim: Why do you have that toothbrush in your mouth? I get turned on by people with toothbrushes in their mouths.

Odd:


Picture 2:

Odd (alive): So that's what I look like 200 years from now.

Odd (dead): I'm not dead, I'm just a statue!


Picture 3:

Monster: What the? Is that Ulrich?

Ulrich: Yeah, but for the NES.


Bonus:

American Gothic, in France.

[Tangent128 offline]

1) Jim: So, you got one of those Death Note things! Ah, that brings back memories. Good times.
1) Odd: Really? What happened?
1) Jim: I'd Rather Not Talk About It™

2) Odd: Jeremie's Oddbot has gone homicidal! (and it's leaking oil...) Ah well. It still got me out of class, anyway.

3) When remaking the 8-bit classic Spider Racing Samurai, they forgot to update a key character model...

b) Odd: Delmas has had us waiting how long now?
b) Aelita: 3 hours.
b) Delmas: OK, I'll see those kids just as soon as I get this penguin recapitated... not again!

[Carth]

Yay! I now know my 1-2-3's in German! On another note, here are my captions.

1.

Jim: DELLA ROBBIA! WHAT, may i ask, was this particular magazine doing beneath your bed?
Odd: What? But-
Jim: I can't believe it. A child like you, reading...reading...SUMO MAGAZINES!
Odd: Huh? But it's just-
Jim: I've never known them to get addicted this young...you really should have stayed away, before it was too late...*tear falls from eye* Yes...so sad...
Odd: Er...okay...I'll just be leaving it with you, then...*backs away*
Jim: Really? YES! Thanks! *runs away quickly*
Odd: ...

2.

After using his potent odours to paralyze the prey, the elusive Odd hangs down from above to feast on his unfortunate catch.

3.

Ulrich: This new 8bit body won't stop me from defeating you, Tarantula! *slashes at Tarantula, then freezes* Eh?
Tarantula: Psh, fool. Try again when you can go beyond turn-based. *walks away*
Ulrich: Hey, HEY, HEY! Come back and attack me so I can destroy you! Rrgh...Flee option, flee option...

Bonus-type-thing.

Jean-Pierre Delmas was very happy with his decision to have life-size sculptures of Odd Della Robbia and Aelita Stones sitting in front of his desk at all times. Not only did children in trouble make him feel confident about his aptitude as a principal, it confused those on the outside into thinking he was busy, leaving him more time to play Penguin Recapitator 3000.

[SilverPrince offline]

Note to self. Learn German.

Ichiban-
Jim: DELLA ROBBIA! What are you doing? Haven't you seen the latest medical journal? Toothpaste causes seven kinds of oral cancer!
Odd: Jim... that magazine isn't a medical journal. It's advertising a tinfoil hat sale and it says that France is actually in the United States and is all drawn by extra-dimensional animators in a secret sect called... "Moonscoop".
Jim: This magazine has to be true! The Martians said so!
Odd: ...

Niban-
Odd's attempt to sneak his statue into the Louvre failed. The cable he was hanging from fell from the ceiling and the security systems were activated, releasing a corrosive green gas.

Sanban-
Ulrich: Odd! What did Jeremie tell you about hooking up your old NES to the Supercomputer!

Bonasu-
The judges of the new "Kadic Idol" didn't enjoy Jim's rendition of Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body"

[Stonecreek]

The links to the pictures are not working for me, or else I'd enter.

[Kamekai offline]

The links to the pictures are not working for me, or else I'd enter.

Really? Hmm...

UPDATE: Try 'em now.

[Stonecreek]

The links to the pictures are not working for me, or else I'd enter.

Really? Hmm...

UPDATE: Try 'em now.

Nope, still no success. Must be a problem on my end *weeping* Could you PM them to me so I can caption them?

[Kamekai offline]

The links to the pictures are not working for me, or else I'd enter.

Really? Hmm...

UPDATE: Try 'em now.

Nope, still no success. Must be a problem on my end *weeping* Could you PM them to me so I can caption them?

Better yet, I'll just upload 'em to Photobucket instead of strait from CL.fr. Give me a second.

[Stonecreek]

The links to the pictures are not working for me, or else I'd enter.

Really? Hmm...

UPDATE: Try 'em now.

Nope, still no success. Must be a problem on my end *weeping* Could you PM them to me so I can caption them?

Better yet, I'll just upload 'em to Photobucket instead of strait from CL.fr. Give me a second.

That's what I do when I host a round. Thanks again.

[Kamekai offline]

Here, updated links:

Ein http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z76/ ... d_1101.jpg

Zwei http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z76/ ... d_0970.jpg

Drei http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z76/ ... h_0896.jpg

Prämie http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z76/ ... e_1900.jpg

[Stonecreek]

Now I can see them! Time for captioning...

#1
Jim: I'm going to have to confiscate those PJ's you're wearing, Della Robbia.
Odd: *yanks toothbrush out of mouth* Why'd you want to do that? Are you really a dirty old man or something?
Jim: No, I'm not. *holds up school rulebook* Dog anus is against the dress code around here.

#2
Odd: I'm sure I'm missing some symbolism about me fighting myself, but really, I just like beating on things. HIYA!

#3
The Taratulas' fecal matter looked strangely like a pixelated Ulrich after it found XANA's weed supply.

Bonus pic
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c68/Stonecreek/capcontest4-08bonuspic.jpg

[Kamekai offline]

That's five. I'd like at least just a few more before judging, really...

[jeremey56 offline]

pic1:
Jim:What are you doing with this porn magazine.
Odd: Well uh... hiding it from you.
Jim: Why didn't you tellme about this these chicks are hot
Odd:...

Pic2:
Odd(stone):What the heck's happening to me
Odd(Xana):You're going to be mine. Mwahahahahahahahaha
Odd(Stone):...Gaywad

pic3:
Ulrich:Die tarantula
Tarantula:Yeah right *blasts Ulrich* Told you so.
Ulrich:dang you.

Bous pic:
Odd and Aelita:Shut up Jim.

[Kamekai offline]

Okay, after reading the last entry I've decided to close shop immediately and judge this dang thing while there's still hope. -_o

I'll post the results later.

[Stonecreek]

I'd say it's later now. Any chance of getting your judging results posted soon?

[Kamekai offline]

I'd say it's later now. Any chance of getting your judging results posted soon?

Lol, sorry. I've been away from home till today, and now I have some major homework to do. D: I'll post it later.

[Tangent128 offline]

Can I do the next one?

[Stonecreek]

Knock yourself out, Tangent. Just wait for Kamekai to do the judging. Also, Tangent, your sig. is stretching the page a bit for me.

[Kamekai offline]

I'm almost done with my homework, guys. I'll post the results later today, so Tangent can hurry and get this show on the road.

EDIT: Here we go:


Caption #1:

3) Carth -- It's too late for him now...
2) Tangent -- Classic. xD
1) Stonecreek -- Lol, I never even realized that. Nice call. |D
0) 422 -- Gave me a swift chuckle.
0) Malky -- Meh. You've done better.
0) jeremey56 -- *sigh* -.-

Caption #2:

3) Carth -- Aww, now you've got me missing Steve Irwin again... D:
2) 442 -- L. O. Frickin' L.
1) Stonecreek -- I could take that in a different light than intended, but I'm no jeremey56. >.>
0) Tangent -- Lol @ Oddbot
0) Malky -- See above.
0) jeremey56 -- *shakes head*

Caption #3:

3) Tangent -- Miyamoto, eat your heart out.
2) Carth -- Little Carthy plays... RPG's? Huh.
1) Stonecreek -- Maybe Franz actually created Lyoko for... drug trafficking? x3
0) 422: Makes for an intresting experience, that's for sure.
0) Malky: This just isn't your best material, mate. :[
0) jeremey65 -- Meh. I have a feeling you're under 13. >.<

Bonus:

3) Carth -- Even Jean-Pierre has his strokes of ingenuity.
2) Tangent -- Because you actually made Penguin Recapitator official and all... :3
1) 422: :S
0) Stonecreek -- Still pretty funny, you shall receive points for this somewhere. =D
0) Ah don' get it... D:|
0) jeremey56 -- See above.

Funniest:

2) Carth -- The Sumo mag reference made me LOL
1) Stonecreek -- lol @ dog anus

wtf eww:

2) Malky -- First one with the toothbrush. xD
1) 422 -- Jim + Mariah Carey = Dx

lol random:

2) Stonecreek -- For some reason that fecal matter line made me burst out laughing uncontrollably. xD
1) Carth -- t3h bonus one.

Negatives D:

-1) jeremy56 -- Sorry man, but that's the kind of stuff that belongs in BKO. Fail. :|


Global Totals:
1. Stonecreek (123)
2. Tekirai (92)
3. Ghost Guest (75)
4. Carth (61)
5. Malky (55)
6. Jesus Freak (34)
7. Mewberries151 (21)
8. Lyoko422 (31)
9. Tangent128 (29)
10. (tie) kamekai (12) ODDCHEEZY (12)
11. Reesane (10)
12. AngelBolt (9)
13. (tie) Lyoko is Cool (eight) MakeYourself (eight)
14. Blue Armor Boy (7)
15. Ulrich's lil bro (4)
16. Narikii (3)
17 (tie) Kita Keru (2) yumi ulrich (2)
18. ninja_ulrich (1)
19. Raven_613 (0)
20. (tie) Shadowmask (-1) sentai (-1) jeremey56 (-1)

[Tangent128 offline]

M'Kay. Here we go:

I:
http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/second ... s_0076.jpg

Can:
http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/92_sue ... es_312.jpg

Has:
http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/92_sue ... es_285.jpg

Cheezburger?
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l142/ ... -250op.jpg

[Kamekai offline]

1)

Sissi: This is boring; I don't see how Einstein finds this stupid thing so intriguing... Man, who would actually find the world's most powerful supercomputer interesting, anywho?

2)

Kolossus: Hey, guys, what's up? Me and the boys are having a backyard BBQ and I wanted to know if you had anymore salt - we're running low over here. Hey, Aelita! Got a new haircut? I like the new look. Anyway, I've got to get going. Dave's trying to jump from the tower again... It was nice chatting with you guys! Hit me up some time, Ulrich! We really need to do something together with the old boys... howsabout fishing this saturday? XANA doesn't have me scheduled for anything major for all next week.

3)

Yumi: Einstein, are you absolutely sure this thing is safe to use as a tanning bed? :S

Bonus)

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a233/ ... ndmill.jpg

[SilverPrince offline]

One-
Sissi: *eyes locked on screen* Oh, my gosh! This is... I can't believe it! I think I have a zit!

Two-
Aelita: I find that image a representation of a negative stereotype of people from Jamaica. XANA has gone too far!
Ulrich: Let me get this straight. There is a gigantic lava monster that is headed right for us that can literally smush us like bugs beneath his foot and the only thing you're upset about is his dreadlocks?!
Aelita: C'mon! Don't you see it? Dark, crazy hair... I think XANA is making fun of Bob Marley.
Ulrich: I don't know what Jeremie sees in you.

Three-
Odd: It looks like a brain or something. We've discovered the brain of the Internet!
Yumi: Imagine, this is the center of al human knowledge! Every bit of information that humans have put on the Internet is in that computer... what kinds of things could it have to tell us?
Brain of the Internet: STFU, n00bz. LOL @ spandex outfits. Code Lyoko suxxorz. HUGE FORHEAD IS HUUUUUUUGE. lrn2not reuse scenes, nubs. YUMI AND ULRICH 4EVERRRRRR.
Yumi: I have hereby lost all faith in the Human race.

Bonus- (To continue with a stop sign theme)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/211/504225303_79474d1ea2_o.jpg

[Stonecreek]

#1
Sissi: Oh crap, I've chewed my fingernails into non-existence!

#2
Ulrich: So this is what XANA would look like is he were a drag queen. Interesting...and a bit over-the-top.
Aelita: I knew I shouldn't have loaned William my eye liner! Look how far it's gone!

#3
Odd: So how do we destroy this this? Start pulling wires?
Yumi: *looks at Odd's outfit* I have an idea... *points at the Kiwi insignia*
Take a leak on the machine; it'll short-circuit!
Odd: *grumbles* You just want to gawk... *goes to unzip himself* Ummm...
Einstein, we have a slight problem...this thing has no zipper!
Yumi: Rats...

Bonus Pic - captioning the double stop sign pic...
For the committment-phobic in town, the new stop sign posed quite a dilemma...and led to quite a few accidents involving people running the stop sign.

[Tangent128 offline]

You can caption a caption- provide witty exposition, etc.
Or provide your own image, if you want.

[Carth]

A NEW CONTEST? 8D

(yep, i play RPGs sometimes. So far, I've failed to finish about seven Pokemon games, finished the first two Final Fantasy games, and tried and rejected about five MMORPGs. Mmyep.)

Ok, here's my captions. This time, they're nothing but a whole load of obscure anime and video game references! Yay!

I-

Sissi: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!

CAN-

Ulrich: Wow. It's a flaming hell on legs. Good job, XANA, that's so scary and original.
Kolosse: Your mother's a flaming hell on legs.
Ulrich: Well, yeah, I knew that, but still...

HAS-

Yumi: Odd, I dunno about this computer's offer...it seems awfully familiar, especially the idea of going through "portals"...
Odd: Well, yeah, but who cares? We're gonna get CAKE! 8D

CHEEZBURGER!

The good people of Stop! In The Naaaame Of Love, a small, rural state in Alabama, never really could figure out why their town sign kept disappearing.