Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest Returns! (New Rules)

[Malkmusian offline]

Pic 1:

Mr. Dunbar: Wooooooaaaaaaahhh!!!!


Pic 2:

Yumi: (sings)

Ulrich: Even though she sounds like a 50-year-old man, I think she sings pretty awesome.


Pic 3:

Jeremy: This new meditation process must be awesome.


Bonus:

If RuPaul was in a sci-fi movie...

[JesusFreak offline]

One:
Mr. D.: Wait a minute, Yolande's a girl?!

Two:

Yumi: *singing* I'm singing in the heat, yes singing in the heat! What a terrible feeling, right before I eat...

Ulrich: I think the hole in the ozone layer's finally spread to France.

Three:

*cue Mario's Underground theme*


Bonus:

Guy in the middle: Agh, I'll NEVER be able to go to the prom with this zit on my head!

Guy to the left: Or that shirt.

Guy to the right: or that hat...

Guy in the middle: Gee, thanks for all the support.

[Stonecreek]

#1
Nobody ever expects a swift kick in the nuts.

#2
Yumi: This heat wave's killing me! *grabs twin fistfuls of her sweater* I'm gonna tear this thing off!
Ulrich: *praying* Oh God, please don't let Yumi notice I'm standing right behind her...

#3
There is nothing wrong with your television. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are now controlling the transmission. We control the horizontal and the vertical.

Bonus Pic
Ruby Rhod: ♪♫♪ I'm too sexy for my chest hair, too sexy for my chest hair, too sexy and don't care! ♪♫♪

[Carth]

Stoney, LOL at the Teen Titans ref!

I'll do mine quick.

#1
Clone William: *hugging Mr.Dunbar* And I will love it, and squeeze it, and take it on walks and name it George...
Mr. Dunbar: ...O_O...

#2
Yumi: AAAAAAAAAUGH! THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH! RUN FOR THE HI-
Ulrich: Yumi, the world's just going all red cause it's a tense moment in our relationship. Go on, ignore it and just keep angsting over how frustrating I am.

#3
Jeremie did always like to make an epic entrance.

Bonus:
Lady-man-thing: R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Find out what it means to me! OH
Man: ...You really want to be respected that badly, hm...?

[Stonecreek]

Stoney, LOL at the Teen Titans ref!

It's actually from the Outer Limits show intro.

[Carth]

Stoney, LOL at the Teen Titans ref!

It's actually from the Outer Limits show intro.

Oh, well...I guess that's the culture gap for you.

(I was gonna put Raven's prophecy in #2 for the end of the world, but I can't remember the whole thing.)

[SilverPrince offline]

The gem was born of evil's fire,
The gem will be his portal.
He comes to claim,
He comes to sire,
The end of all things mortal.

Also, just a few more entries and I suppose I'll have to judge.

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

1. OMG! Those are the sexiest pumps I’ve ever seen!

2. Yumi singing: I love you! Can’t you understand?
Ulrich: Um… Yumi? I love you to but could you please stop singing? People are beginning to stare…
Yumi continues: How can I stop from singing to you!

3. Jeremie: I feel like those evil brains that you see with their… well…brains floating in a fish bowl.
Aelita: Just hold it there for a second Jer! I love this view!


Bonus: Ew! What is that smell?
Guy to the right: Oh! Um...My feet...

[Tekirai offline]

Yeahhhh everyone probably noticed that I didn't enter the previous contest; got a complete blank every time I looked at the pictures. ._.;

BUT THIS TIME I'M BACK AND RARIN' TO GO :D (... everyone hide.)

#1

Mr Dunbar: By George that has to be the most SHINY door I have EVER seen in my life! I'm COMPELLED to stare at it endlessly! *staaaaaaaaaaaaaare*
Ulrich: Your dad's a total nutcase, William.
William: *staaaaaaaaaaaare*
Ulrich: ... like father, like son... I guess.


#2

Ulrich: Oh GOD, no! Yumi, don't even da-
Yumi: LAAAA LALALALA~
Ulrich: Ack, what's going on! Everything's red and...
Delmas: (out of nowhere) Congrats, Ms Ishiyama! You just broke the universe. Have a nice day! :D *explodes*
Ulrich: Farewell, sanity. I barely knew thee.


#3 (cue endless laughing at the picture itself)

... >_> <_<

Ceiling-Jeremie is watching you mastu- *is booted back into BKO*


Bobobo-bonus

Manlady(?): I am the one! I am better than the rest! I am beyond invincible! I am- OH GOD THERE'S A FREAKIN' SCARY MARSHMALLOW ON MY HEAD MAKE IT GO AWAYYYY ;____;
Guy on the right: ... I need a new job.

[SilverPrince offline]

Well, with no newer entries, I will proceed with the judging.

Ichiban:
Stonecreek (3 points): *wince* Every male in Lyoko Freak undoubtedly went "ooooooh" at that one.
Tangent128 (2 points): Forheads.
Tekirai (1 point): Ooooooooh. Shiny. ^^
Carth: Classic. I love me some Looney Toons.
JesusFreak: What's next? Are you going to tell me Delmas is a man?
Malky: Duuuuuuuuuuude. Woah.


Niban:
Tekirai (3 points): Silly Jean-Pierre.
Tangent128 (2 points): I am gettin' so hot, I'm gonna take my clothes off...
Carth (1 point): I like the self referencing. I would have liked the prophecy better though, that was my favorite Teen Titans season.
Stoney: Ulrich's such a little perv.
JesusFreak: THE OZONE HOLE IS A MYTH. GLOBAL WARMING IS A *shot by Al Gore* Just kidding, I believe in global warming.
ODDCHEEZY: A little weak, but I chuckled.
Malky: 50 year old man. Lulz.

Threeban:
JesusFreak (3 points): Mario is t3h awesome.
Tangent128 (2 points): OH I GET IT. AUSTRALIA IS "DOWN UNDER." LOLZ.
Tekirai (1 points): ROFL. But get back to BKO, you silly goose.
Carth: Epic entrance is epic.
Stoney: I can't think of anything to say, but I liked it.
Malky: Uh...
ODDCHEEZY: Umm... what?

ZOMG THE FIFTH ELEMENT IS T3H SHIZZ0RZ:
Stoney (3 points): You win because you didn't confuse him for a woman >.>
Tekirai (2 points): Marshmellow.
Carth (1 points): I'd respect Ruby more if he wasn't so freaking weird.
Tangent128: What's a Like-Like?
JesusFreak: Famous people always have fake friends. Silly famous people...

Now for catergories!

t3h funniest:

Tangent128 (Picture 2, 3 points)
Tekirai (Picture 3, 2 points)
JesusFreak (Picture 2, 1 points)

t3h ewwwwwz0rzest:

Stoney (Bonus, 3 points)
ODDCHEEZY (Bonus, 2 points)
Tekirai (Picture 3, 1 points)

t3h rand0mnest:

Tekirai (Picture 2+Bonus, 3 points)
Malky (Picture 3, 2 points)
Stonecreek (Picture 1, 1 points)

NEGATIVES:

None! Wheee.

CONTEST TOTALS:

Tekirai (13)
Stonecreek (10)
Tangent128 (9)
JesusFreak (4)
Carth (2)
Malky (2)
ODDCHEEZY (2)

TOTALS TOTALS:

1. Stonecreek (109)
2. Tekirai (92)
3. Ghost Guest (75)
4. Malky (49)
5. Carth (45)
6. Jesus Freak (Twenty-eight)
7. Mewberries151 (21)
8. Tangent128 (19)
9. Reesane (10)
10. AngelBolt (9)
11. (tie) Lyoko is Cool (eight) MakeYourself (eight) Lyoko422 (eight)
12. Blue Armor Boy (7)
13 ODDCHEEZY (5)
14. Ulrich's lil bro (4)
15. Narikii (3)
16 (tie) Kita Keru (2) yumi ulrich (2) kamekai (2)
17. ninja_ulrich (1)
18. Raven_613 (0)
19. (tie) Shadowmask (-1) sentai (-1)

And now, someone else can do the judging and all that. I apologize if I've counted wrong. And if you're wondering, I spelled out those eights because 8 and ) makes a smiley,

[Tangent128 offline]

Mind if I take a crack?

[SilverPrince offline]

Go ahead, be my guest.

[Tangent128 offline]

OK, then. (btw, a Like-Like is that Zelda monster that eats you and steals your shield.)

Number Uno: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/24_can ... me_400.jpg
Numero Two: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/47_au_ ... me_081.jpg
3: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/47_au_ ... me_288.jpg

Bonus: http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l142/ ... LLight.jpg (Left is L, right is Light/Kira.)

[Stonecreek]

Might as well be the first to try my hand at these...

#1
When the blocks started rallying for worker's compensation for all the on-the-job injuries they'd suffered, XANA knew it was time to show them who the boss really was.

#2
Yolanda: *flips switch under desk* Mood lighitng, set. Now to wait for Jim to wander in...

#3
(I have a set of captions in the BKO Caption This! thread on this very subject. Reading them before you read this caption will help. Oh, and did I mention BKO CONTENT?!?!):
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c68/Stonecreek/cl23.jpg
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c68/Stonecreek/cl27.jpg

Aelita: I'm dreaming again, aren't I?
Yumi: *fidgets* Seems like it....
Aelita: And it looks deserted, too.
Yumi: *fidgets more* Just you and me...
Aelita: So, what are we gonna do?
Yumi: Oh, f∩¢k it! *jumps Aelita's bones*

Bonus Pic
Kira: This show is creepy enough without you cannablizing yourself, L. Stop it already!
L: But you haven't lived until you've sampled the exquisite taste that is your fingerprints.

[Malkmusian offline]

Nigel Uno:

Bloks: Now that we're here, let's learn about the word of God!


Hoagie Gilligan:

Yolande: I never noticed that my lamp is dangerous, but it looks so freakin' awesome like that. Maybe I should sell it and earn millions of Euros.


Kookie Whatshername:

Aelita: Did I trip on acid again, Yumi?

Yumi: You are correct, Aelita.

Aelita: I was being sarcastic, Japanese girl.


Numbah T:

L: What's with this show? I can't put my finger on it.

Kira: Is it that we're in neon lights now?


(oh, and if you didn't understand my numbering system, check your KND info)

[SilverPrince offline]

It's Sanban, for the record Malky, Kuki Sanban.

Pictvre I:
Blok in front: Hey, guys, don't be upset. I really didn't mean anything with that Blockhead joke. I mean, hey, we're all blockheads... g-guys... don't be angry... XANA doesn't like violence! Oh, wait- *is killed by angry mob*

Pictvre II:
Yolande: Was my lamp always like that?
Lamp: Nope. You're just high on the school's pills again.
Yolande: Oh right! Well, no sense letting my sudden lack of judgement go to waste. Where did Delmas get off to?

Pictvre III:
Aelita: Are we... are we dead?
Yumi: Hmm. No Jeremie, no Ulrich...
Aelita: Say... you're right...
Yumi: I've been waiting for this moment for a long, long time.
Aelita: Yes! Finally, we can have a good, girl-to-girl talk without getting bothered by the guys! Won't that be interesting?

Pictvre IV/Bonvs Pictvre: (BKO-ish content)
Kira: Gosh, L, the way you're lightly biting your finger like that could imply something sexual.
L: And the way you noticed it implies that your mind was already on such a topic.
Kira: Oh, screw this. Let's stop beating around the bush and just get it on.

[Kamekai offline]

One for the Money:

Block in front: I swear guys, that kid with the funny hair said that there was a Companion Cube right here...

50 clicks north of the tower...

that we were ordered to protect...

...

Oh.

.......

Dammit.

Two the Show:

Yolanda: *Snerks* Ol' Delmas 'll never know what hit 'em.


Three gives me a reason to say, "Fo Sho!"

Yumi: Aelita, when I said, "Let's get high, I didn't mean--"

Aelita: "Shh. Here comes Steve Jobs on a unicorn. Do you like pecan pie? I remember my first Krabby Patty. Can I have some more of those round thingies, Yumi? I've never felt so alive! I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive!"

♫T3h Final Boooonnnuuusss!!!♫

L: ...

Kira: Wait... how did you just do that?

L: What?

Kira: That! What you just did!

L: What, this? ...?

Kira: Yeah, that!

L: Oh, it's easy! Just try it, come on. ...

Kira: ...

L: Good, good. Again. ...

Kira: ...

L: ...

Kira: ...

[JesusFreak offline]

ONE!

They come...

All of them...

Sauron's army of Rubik's Cubes, twisted to his will...

They will do....

Nothing!

TWO!

Yolande: My, it seems that my sunlamp is overloading from all the uranium pile batteries I put in....should I do something?

THREE!

Through the mists of time...

Aelita and Yumi...

Two travelers through the mists...

What will they find?

See Panel one.

Bonus

L person: Mmmm... my fingers taste like blueberry!

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

eins:

Narrator: As you can see, the blocks are doing their mating dance...
(pause)
Wow! Look at them go!
(3 hours later...)
They're still dancing! They're relentless!

Swei:

Lamp: Now slave...Go and get me a sandwich!

drei:

Yumi: What happened?
Aelita: What are you talking about?
Jeremie walks up: Hello ladies! Are you ready for our date?
Yumi: OMG! I'm in Jeremie's dreams! And I'm liking it!
Jeremi tries to kiss Yumi...Let's just leavit with he was pummeled...

Bonus:

L: Dat's goof!
Kira: What?
L swallows: Sorry...I had a glob of peanut-butter stuck to the roof of my mouth.

[Tangent128 offline]

That's six. How about I close and judge tomorrow?

[SilverPrince offline]

I would normally say it seems to soon, but the whole regular crowd has captioned, minus Carth who is currently in France. I'd leave it open, just in case, and then judge tomorrow. But that's just me.

[JesusFreak offline]

....


Two things:

1.) I'm a regular?!

2.) Carth is in France?!

[SilverPrince offline]

*shrug* You are now. And if you didn't know, yes, Carth is visiting the République française on a school trip. I forgot how long she was going to be there, but she did say she wouldn't be on LF unless she could go to an Internet cafe or something.

[Tangent128 offline]

Err... yeah... the "tomorrow" in that sentence applied to the verb "close" as well. Sorry if that was unclear. I'll judge sometime after noon Eastern Daylight Time.

---

EDIT: CLOSED. Judging in Progress.

[Tangent128 offline]

Results!
Image The First:
Lyoko422 (3 points): The curse of being a mook....
kamekai (2 points): It was probably euthanized already.
Stonecreek (1 point): Bloks on strike!
JesusFreak: I knew Rubik's Cubes were evil!
ODDCHEEZY: So, do they do the Cha-Cha Slide? Or maybe the Chicken Dance?
Malky: ?

Image The Second:
ODDCHEEZY (3 points): Yes, evil overlamp...
Stonecreek (2 points): All the ladies have been after Jim since he was outed as the Disco King.
kamekai (1 point): Remember, kids, assassination is a risky but productive route to career advancement!
Malky: ...and she went on to become the mood lighting tycoon.
JesusFreak: Nah, just blame the explosion on Sissi.
Lyoko422: Leave the school's meds alone, Yolande.

Image The Third:
Lyoko422 (3 points): Wait... You're giving them peer counselling? But that might resolve their emotional troubles! What kind of writer are you?!
kamekai (2 points): Maybe they just got caught in Jobs's Reality Distortion Field.
ODDCHEEZY (1 point): Beware the dangers of dreamwalking!
Malky: And I thought they were such good students, too...
Stonecreek: The femslash! It burns!
JesusFreak: If I got the reference...

Image The Additional:
ODDCHEEZY (3 points): Actually, pretty believable for L.
JesusFreak (2 points): He seems more into ice cream, really.
Lyoko422 (1 point): *sigh* Too typical of the fangirls' fanfic, I've heard.
kamekai: I don't know if I want to know...
Malky: Oh noes! Call in the Fourth-Wall Repair Crew™!
Stonecreek: I tasted that once. Not really exquisite...

Avatar of Chaos:
kamekai: (Bonus, 3 points)
Malky (Pic 1, 2 points)
JesusFreak (Pic 3, 1 point)

LOL:
Lyoko422 (Pic 1, 3 points)
JesusFreak (Pic 1, 2 points)
kamekai (Pic 1, 1 point)

...yick:
Stonecreek (Pic 3, 3 points)
Lyoko422 (Bonus, 2 points)
kamekai (Bonus, 1 point) (well, more what could be read into it)

Subtotals:
Lyoko422 (12)
kamekai (10)
ODDCHEEZY (7)
Stonecreek (6)
JesusFreak (5)
Malky (2)


Global Totals:
1. Stonecreek (115)
2. Tekirai (92)
3. Ghost Guest (75)
4. Malky (51)
5. Carth (45)
6. Jesus Freak (33)
7. Mewberries151 (21)
8. Lyoko422 (20)
9. Tangent128 (19)
10. (tie) kamekai (12) ODDCHEEZY (12)
11. Reesane (10)
12. AngelBolt (9)
13. (tie) Lyoko is Cool (eight) MakeYourself (eight)
14. Blue Armor Boy (7)
15. Ulrich's lil bro (4)
16. Narikii (3)
17 (tie) Kita Keru (2) yumi ulrich (2)
18. ninja_ulrich (1)
19. Raven_613 (0)
20. (tie) Shadowmask (-1) sentai (-1)