1001 Things you would say to XANA

[DJ36 offline]

I had this on TL but it's gone now but it will be coming back......
Here's an exampel (just to start the game)
XANA you are so dumb you watch baby einstene allday No wonder you act like a baby........

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

2. ... MARRY ME!
3. ... Monies plz. *puts open hand in face*

[Malkmusian offline]

4. I'm gonna booglarize you, baby.

5. Me don't wanna be in your frownland. I have permanent smile.

[Sciron offline]

6. Why don't you just shove it for a while? Ever heard of world peace?

7. Can you act mature for once? Attacking Yumi with ROOTS?

8. Why do you constantly pick on Yumi? Do you have a secret crush on her or something?

9. Get a life.

[Reesane offline]

10. "Your XANA? I was expecting someone... scarier looking."

11. "Have you ever herd of taking up a less destructive hobby? Needle Point, perhaps?"

12. "Cheese?"

13. "Can you dance?"

14. "Bet you can't Civilization on SID."

15. "I need a date."

16. "I've installed Oblivion, now you program a portal!"

17. "Why don't we listen to the lama song?"

18. "AHHH! I'll turn it off! I'll turn it off!"

19. "If you gave Skippy a weapon. we wouldn't be having this problem right now."

20. "How was I supposed to know that the deadra would try to invade?"

21. "Is that a stuffed koala?"


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*Looks at what she wrote*

Wow.... I need to lay off on the coffee...

[Carth]

Uh...

22. Pants.

23. Can I have your autograph?

24. Can I take over the world with you?

25. Now you see, when a man and a woman love each other very very much...

[matsumo itsu offline]

"Im going to be making the plans from now on got it"
"ever think of attacking the super computer now that you don't need it to survive? i mean seriously they sleep, you attack, they can't do anything again"

[Kita K. offline]

28: "Hi, XANA!"

[Astro-Xana offline]

29.) Xana, I have something very shocking to tell you. Franz Hopper has actually gave you a new name known as "Remorbis." The name Remorbis is your true hidden name and defines your ultimate true power. Therefore, have Xana William enter the Sector 5 tower and enter Code Remorbis which would then corrupt Sector 5 in turning it red. Also, the rest of the sectors will be corrupted as well due to the Remorbis Code. Finally, summon Remorbis Franz and have him take over the world!

[JesusFreak offline]

30. Hey Xana, here's an idea...when you take control of a highly sophisticated killing machine bristling with weapons and machine guns....USE THEM!!!

[Nny offline]

31. Hey Xana...when you have a chance to kill someone don't slow down right before you kill them.

[TB3]

32: Have an original idea!
33: (sits with XANA in a psychologists chair) So you never laughed as a child eh? Tell me about your mother.

[Malkmusian offline]

34. TROGDOR!!!! TROGDOR!!!!!
35. Hello, I'm Chuck Norris. You tried to be more powerful than me once, but I can tell you, I can bring back Franz and remove you from this world in a second.

[OddObsessed offline]

35. Have you ever tried knitting? You look like the knitting type...
36. I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll...
37. Truth or dare?
38. I think you can get surgery to fix that ^^

[sylentnyte offline]

- I have two words for you: My and Space
- Ever considered opening up your own disco?
- Mama Luigi!
- Don't you have more important things to do than play with kids?
- Your name's meaning: Xtreme Anger-management Needed Asap
- For your processor's sake..do not look at my sig

[Malkmusian offline]

45. Have you ever thought about buying a stock from AARP?
46. Is it about time you freed Franz now?
47. Here are a list of attacks that people have beaten you to. Yes, even THAT building.
48. You got the cure for MS? Great. Give it to Captain Beefheart...
49. It's the blimp, XANA! It's the blimp! The mothership! The mothership!
50. Have you ever crashed the Goodyear blimp into an oil tanker? Here's your time...oh, wait. It's been done. IN 1937.
51. If you want to get Aelita, stop shocking her so much! Treat her out to a nice massage at a fancy spa in Atlanta.
52. Yes, take off that excess smoke...you look studly for a virus.
53. Merry Hanukkah! (is bricked)

[Sithking Zero offline]

54. You? YOU are the one who threatens the world constantly? Dude, I'm not even getting all A's, and I could still come up with better ideas. Have you ever considered: ATTACK THE SCHOOL WHILE THEY SLEEP?

[Tangent128 offline]

55. So, you have who-knows how many Replika Lyokos, most with 10 Towers, and yet you attack Earth using the only ones tied to the Super Scan?

56. How about building your Carthage Replikas without convienient Skid-size access ports?

[Colinahscopy offline]

57] Dude, you're a creep.

[selenia sweeting offline]

lol u rock dude turn aelita to my side so i can rid u of ur probs. wait i can do that myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JesusFreak offline]

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60: BANJOS!
61: FLAMING BANJOS!
62: FLAMING BANJO DEATH STAR TACO BURRITO SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS BADGERIUM!


If it hasn't smited me by now, I would say...

63: Sorry.

[Vodka's Vengeance offline]

64. Hey Xana, you wanna have a good time?
65. Is it fun being a demonic meglomaniacal super computer?
66. I like pie!
67. Do you like pie?
68. What do you do when your not trying to take over the world?

[Tom Bone offline]

67. Dude...you want some help...?

[Jeremified offline]

68. *Jeremie activates tower and powers me up* So, you think you're the only guy around who can electrocute people?

[ninja_ulrich offline]

69. Ha ha its 69
70. toster. greater. Xana
71. The dishwasheris more evil then you
72. I laugh at you ha ha ha ha ha.
73. Do you want a gold star.