Excuses for Williams Absence!

[Writing_Addict offline]

He got a fever and mysteriously returned to school then a week later is back over seas!

[DJAelitaHopper offline]

one of xana's monsters possesed William.
he I dont remember him getting fever.
but he somehow returned to earth to capture Aelita
but obviously he failed so he returned to Xana his new master

[Malkmusian offline]

He was shot into the Satellite of Love by Mrs. Forrester as a replacement for Mike Nelson, who escaped.

He was in Second Banana Heaven.

He became a servant of the Master.

He went to the Valley Loogie/Valley Lodge.

He was electrocuted at a David Crowder Band concert.

He drank no-taste acid that ate him alive and turned him into Fred Durst.

[Boss Tamsy offline]

He took a holiday in Cambodia.Not a good idea IMO

[mitchmcmichael offline]

He went to the mall...zombies attacked and ate him...

Hey I'd believe it.

[RachelKat214 offline]

-lolz-




Jim: Where's William?
Ulrich: No one cares.
Jim: .... You said that last week....
Ulrich: It's still true.
Jim: True.

-One Week Later-

Jim: Where's William?
Yumi: He tried to take Odd's food. He's in the Emergency Room.
Odd: You weren't supposed to tell!

-Another Week Later-

Jim: Where's William?
Odd: He thought he could fly.
Jim: He can't?
Odd: Uh.... Sure he can.... He's.... Uh.... In Canada.... On Vacation?
Jim: OK

-Another Week Later-

Jim: Where's William?
Jermie: He tried to learn how to spell his name. He's unconcious in the ER.
Jim: OK

-Another Week Later-

Jim: Where's William?
Aelita: He was listening to Hannah Montana.... His funeral is on Tuesday....

[mitchmcmichael offline]

-lolz-




Jim: Where's William?
Ulrich: No one cares.
Jim: .... You said that last week....
Ulrich: It's still true.
Jim: True.

-One Week Later-

Jim: Where's William?
Yumi: He tried to take Odd's food. He's in the Emergency Room.
Odd: You weren't supposed to tell!

-Another Week Later-

Jim: Where's William?
Odd: He thought he could fly.
Jim: He can't?
Odd: Uh.... Sure he can.... He's.... Uh.... In Canada.... On Vacation?
Jim: OK

-Another Week Later-

Jim: Where's William?
Jermie: He tried to learn how to spell his name. He's unconcious in the ER.
Jim: OK

-Another Week Later-

Jim: Where's William?
Aelita: He was listening to Hannah Montana.... His funeral is on Tuesday....

lol


Jim: Where is William?
Odd: He told Yumi that she is hot...
Jim: So?
Odd: Ulrich was there.
Jim: Oh...when's the funeral

[save.teklinks offline]

^^ lol

Jim: He's been gone for almost a month!
Aelita: No he hasn't.
Jim: Huh?
Aelita: In a world that is based soley on our perspectives in a constantly fluxuating time, what is proof but one's word?
Jim: Um... Right then, he's in the infirmary...You must have told him something like that....

[Malkmusian offline]

William's not here. He's sick due to the Shepard's pie.

[lyokolady offline]

Jim: Where's William?
Ulrich: No one cares.
Jim: .... You said that last week....
Ulrich: It's still true.
Jim: True.

ROFL...that one was good.

Jim: Where is William?
Odd: He told Yumi that she is hot...
Jim: So?
Odd: Ulrich was there.
Jim: Oh...when's the funeral

DD That one was good too. x3 x3 x3

Good job with these! Very very funny.

Um...I'll try one. ^^; Not very funny...

Jim: Where's William?
Odd: He wanted to try the Matrix jump.
Jim: And...?
Odd: He's not the One. We'll just leave it at that.

[mitchmcmichael offline]

Jim: Where's William?
Ulrich: No one cares.
Jim: .... You said that last week....
Ulrich: It's still true.
Jim: True.

ROFL...that one was good.

Jim: Where is William?
Odd: He told Yumi that she is hot...
Jim: So?
Odd: Ulrich was there.
Jim: Oh...when's the funeral

DD That one was good too. x3 x3 x3

Good job with these! Very very funny.

Um...I'll try one. ^^; Not very funny...

Jim: Where's William?
Odd: He wanted to try the Matrix jump.
Jim: And...?
Odd: He's not the One. We'll just leave it at that.

Yours wasn't that bad. I'd believe it...time to listen to the crazy song man in my head!

[lyokolady offline]

Thanks. ^^; I'm not very good at coming up with jokes...they're more of the spur of the moment kinda thing. x3

[RachelKat214 offline]

Those were good!! And thanks for complimenting mine.

[mcrlvr394 offline]

Case 1:Edward Cullen and Jacob Black from the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer got mad because he was such an idiot and well he was never talked about in Forks again.




Case2:He called Yumi ugly, fat, and stupid. Now let's just say, Yumi got people.

[Exploder offline]

William was involved in a hyperspace transfer that ultimately led to the destruction of all the known universe and the rise of a megalomaniac entity. Fortunately, time travel was discovered and he warped back to this period in time with seconds to spare.

[Malkmusian offline]

He was mangled up by Billy the Mountain.

[Sithking Zero offline]

He was in a bar when Chuck Norris and Mr. T stepped into it at the same time. The bar immiediately exploded, as no single building can contain the awesomeness of Norris and T. William was killed by flying debris.

[Malkmusian offline]

He listened to Black Sabbath's "Never Say Die!" and had a heart attack.

[mcrlvr394 offline]

Hey! Black Sabbath is awesome, but he may have been listening to Hannah Montana or Justin Timberlake or something when his head spontaniously combusted from the agonizing badness of those two artists.

[Carth]

S'matter of opinion, i guess. ^^;

Okay, um...

- He thought he was a lion...
- He got his Hogwarts acceptance letter. Four years late.

[RachelKat214 offline]

-lolz- So true Becca.

[mcrlvr394 offline]

Yes, I know it is. You might remember my post since you know, you were at my house when I wrote it and all. *cough* *cough*


Here's another reason. He was watching That 70s Show and died of laughter!!

[sentai offline]

He became Chad Vader

[sentai offline]

Ring Ring. William: Hello. The Scream: Is anyone home. Willium: No one but me, clunk hello hey was this a prank.
Ring Ring. William: Hello. Jeremie: Meet me at the factory its mission time.William ill Will be right there.
Running trouh the wood toward the factory he gets there ahhhhh Jeremie check it out oh boy Qdd:what happened. Jeremie:
Xana is controlling TheScream.................next day.
ring ring Princapal Dalmas:What Williums Got killed by The Scream okay so he wont atend school here anymore well say bye to william fo me: Jeremie Voice sinthesizer:I.......will bye.

[ninja_ulrich offline]

Little girl: where is william
Mother: William has gone to a better place.
Little girl: Where mummy
Mother: Heaven




(He's most likey on the beach with some krabes at the shore of the digital see.)