Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest Returns! (New Rules)

[Carth]

Hm, whatever. They won't reveal, like, major plot points. The first two are spoiler pics, the third is not.

1: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/90_med ... ee_046.jpg

2: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/85_la_ ... ic_291.jpg

3: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/59_le_ ... et_109.jpg

OMG: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... _025_2.jpg

I need to go back and watch Season 3 again.

[JesusFreak offline]

At least I'm above the dead posters....

1. Yumi: *sniff*

Ulrich: what?

Yumi: Your..breath...lessee..

U: Your scaring me Yumi!

Y: Yesterday for breakfast you had an apple, croissant and milk. Last lunch you had pizza, spinach and water. At dinner, you had Supreme pizza with olives, split pea soup, and for dessert, Carrot cake.

U: Hey, your right! How did you know? is it some sort of skill you've built up or...

Y: You didn't brush your teeth.

U: Oh. scusemegottagobye *runs*



2. William: Attack the pitiful Humans Jose!

Jose the magical Kankrelot: I shell bee yowar dewm peeteful hewman- *shot*

Odd *offscreen*: another day, another stupid cockroach

*Jose's head survives*: IMMA KEEL YEW FOR DAT!

*Ulrich stomps on the head, it explodes*

Ulrich *also offscreen*: Ugh, I've got Kankrelot all over my boot now.



3

William: Ah-hah! I have trapped you for my master Xana!
Jeremie: *whisper* William, wrong script!
W: Oh, then I've captured you for, uh, MYSELF! yes myself! I shall poke you with this stick until I get bored. Have at you!
Aelita: o_O



Bonus-thingamabob


Hobo: Please ma'am, can I have your kudzu?
Policeman: Is this guy bothering you?
Hobo: Yes, they are!
Woman 1: What?! we never even said anything to you!
policeman: Your under arrest for Hobo harrassment.
Woman 2: I....Hate....You
Hobo: Hello little ant-don't look at me like that Gerald!
*People in White coats come and take Hobo away*

[Stonecreek]

I call next round on the account of I have a big points lead at this time.

#1

Ulrich: Yumi, are you feeling alright today?
Yumi: Yes, why? *glares*
Ulrich: Uh...well, your forehead seems to be twice as large as normal today. And it's shiny. I can see my reflection in it, for crying out loud!
Yumi: I thought that pickup line went, "Is that a mirror in your pocket, becuase I can see myself in your pants." *glare intensifies*
Ulrich: It's the truth, not some pickup line!
Yumi: And that's supposed to make it better?
Ulrich: Well, what will make it better, then?
Yumi: This. *headbutts Ulrich* How do you like my forehead now?

#2

Xanliam: Look, Kankrelot, the dance floor is ours! Will you do me the honor?
Kankrelot: With that gigantic frickin' sword in your hand? Dude, you're creeping me out...

#3

Aelita: I think the William clone's brain just got more scrambled.
Jeremie: I didin't think that was possible...until now.
Clone William: My bangs talk pretty. Will you go out with me, bangs?

Bonus Pic

Guy with plant: I love you, lady in red. Please accept this fragrant bouqet as a token of my affection.
Lady in red: UGH! Who gives out ragweed as a gift! You suck!
Girl in gray: Oh geez, my allergies are kicking in. ACHOO!!![/b]

[Malkmusian offline]

Pic #1:

Ulrich: What?

Yumi: I wonder where my Limp Bizkit CD is!

Ulrich: Oh, I threw it away to Fred Durst.

Pic #2:

William: Ah, yeah! Stretch the legs and the crotch! Come on, work it! Work it! Lose 15 pounds!

(Kankrelat looks at William)

William: I'm Chuck McCullough and this is my dance instructions!

Pic #3:

William: I know about your dad, Aelita!

(Aelita cries and throws a Rain Man-like tantrum)

Jeremy: (very, very mad) William, can we talk in the bathroom?

William: Sure...

(William and Jeremy walk out. Punches happen. Jeremy comes out with William's head)

Aelita: You got rid of my new boyfriend?! How could you, Jeremy?

(Aelita rips off Jeremy's head)

Bonus:

Person in Red sweatshirt: Look at the pretty flower! Woo!

Person holding flower: It's not pretty. It choked my mom once.

Person in gray sweatshirt: Okay....

[Tekirai offline]

Self-insertion ftw.

#1

Ulrich: (thinking) OmigodomigodYumi'sgettingclosetomeomigodwhatshouldidowhatshouldido-
iINTERNAL REACTIONS!
Ulrich 1- Ask her what's wrong! :O
Ulrich 2- Kiss her, you moron! D<
Ulrich 16- You CANNOT count, dude. :\
Ulrich 4- SECKS NAO D:
Tekirai- THE ELEPHANT THREW UP :D
Ulrich: Aw heck, this isn't working... wonder what's on her mind...
Yumi: (also thinking) I don't like the way that mole is staring at me. Well, I'll stare back. Staaaaaaaaaaaare. Hey, it moved!

#2

William: May I just take the time to say YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PHOTOGRAPHER.
Tekirai: Your MOM is a terrible photographer.
Kankrelat: Squeak squeak *spins in circles on the ground*

#3

William: Wayhayhay! I'm sorry guys! Didn't know you were in here!
Jeremie: William.
William: Sorry to interrupt your little CANOODLING session! Booyeah!
Aelita: WILLIAM.
William: Totally didn't see you making o... uh, what's that bat fo-
(Meanwhile, further north-west)
Tekirai: Hey, is that a shooting star? :<

lol, Bonus

Girl 1: I can has flowers?!
Girl 2: Eww, no wai!!1
Old guy in background: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
Hobo: This is MY dinner. D:<
Tekirai: ... this is a vacation? o_e

Hopefully I didn't ruin these, but they just ACHED for some Tekirai goodnessssssssI'll go get my coat. ._.

[Mewberries151]

Bah...missed the last round again! ; I'm so lame. ^^;

Caption 1:

Odd (OS): "Hey, Ulrich...with the right wig and costume...do you think Kiwi could go as Yumi this Halloween?"

Ulrich: "Ah...er..."

Yumi: "Say, 'yes', and you die, Stern."

Caption 2:

William: "Hahaha! Fear me and my legions of EVIL!!!"

Ulrich (OS): "What legions of evil?"

William: "Well, er...it's "volunteer only" at the moment...

Caption 3:

William: "And so then XANA leans over and says, 'No, but I have Krabes!'" *dies laughing*

Jeremie/Aelita: ^^;;;;;

Bonus:

Hobo: "'Scuse me, ladies...but would you be interested in buying some sprouts...'give ya lots of oxygen when they grow up."

Girl 1: "Omigosh, what is that smell!?"

Hobo: "...Just the fertilizer, ma'am...nothing but...fertilizer..."

[MY85 offline]

Heck, I'll compete. These are just lame...

1) Yumi: If you brag about what happened last night, you'll be attending the prom dance in a wheel chair. Got it?
Ulrich: (nods)
Yumi: Good, because I don't want anyone calling me a slut.

2) Xana-William: STOP IT!!! I SAID STOP IT! I CANNOT STAND LISTENING TO BRITNEY SPEARS ANYMORE!! (starts twitching on the floor) STOP IT!! STOP IT!!
Jeremie: Quick Aelita, now get into the tower so we can launch the return to the past...

3) William: Yumi and I are going to get married! YAY!
Jeremie and Aelita: WHAT?


Bonus Pic:

Seller: $5 a plant.
The woman in a red sweater pukes on the guy and his plants.
Seller: That's $20 now, miss.
The woman in a red sweater pukes again on the guy and his plants.
Seller: $40 for that, miss.
The woman in a red sweater pukes for a third time on the guy and his plants and runs away from him along with the other lady.
Seller: You're gonna pay for this!! I've seen you on those late night commercials, missy!!

[Ghost Guest offline]

Pic #1

Ulrich: Yumi, please don't take this the wrong way. You're a great person and an excellent friend... but sometimes you're a bit of a drama queen.
*long awkward silence*
Yumi: You're dead to me.

Pic #2

William: Wow, when I wave my hand… I can totally form a psychedelic rainbow, man!
Kankrelat: Whatever that "super smoke" of yours is, you really should stop inhaling it.

Pic #3

Jeremie: And with this new upgrade, I've made William's clone a little more intelligent. Plus, I've given him a sense of humor.
William's clone: *Spongebob's laughter*
Aelita: Is he supposed to sound like that?
Jeremie: Darn it! I didn't think anyone would notice.

Bonus Pic

Hobo: These two… plants are just like you, young ladies; they're an inspiration for poetry.
Girls: Oh my God that is so beautiful!
Hobo: Yeah… now will you please buy them? I really need the money, I've been sober for more than 3 hours and I can't take it anymore!

[Reesane offline]

1.
Ulrich lived to regret shaving the back of Yumi's head.

2.
What really happens on the replicas when William thinks no one's looking.....

William: Fore! *Whacks kankrelat with sword, sending it flying.*


XANA: William! If you had just asked me to program you golf equipment, I would have!


3.

Jerremie *looking at photograph*: We should have seen that face he made right there as an omen......

Bonus:

Hobbo: GET OFF MA CEE-MENT! I HALF POESEN EVY AN I EN'T AFRAID TO USE IT!

Girl1: AHHH! My, like, pefict skin!

Girl2: It Burnz!

[Carth]

THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED

FOREVER

UH, NO, WAIT

THERE'LL BE ANOTHER ONE

WE PROMISE

...

RESULTS COMING WHEN I REMEMBER TO DO THEM

[JesusFreak offline]

... Here's hoping for more than three points this time!

[Carth]

It appears I remembered.

Okay. Results results results. (Comments on captions not in the top three are in no particular order.)

Pic 1

1) Reesane (3 points) (Short, sweet, and beautiful.)
2) Ghost Guest (2 points) (BWAHAHAHA aww poor Urrik.)
3) JesusFreak (1 point) (Yumi is teh talented.)
Stonecreek (Ulrich hasn't noticed CL's universal crainial excessiveness yet?[size=0]Must be too busy staring at her other parts.[/size])
Malky (What is it with you and Limp Bizkit?)
Tekirai (MULTIPLE ULRICHS? Can I have one? ANSWER PLZ)
Mew (Subtle lolz as always)
MakeYourself (Ah, dirty people our Lyoko gang are. Is that proper grammers...?)

Pic 2

1) Ghost Guest (3 points) (XANA'S ON DRUGS! YAYYYYY)
2) Stonecreek (2 points) (Beautifully twisted.)
3) Mewberries (1 point) ) (Aww...poor Kanky-chan *hugs*)
JesusFreak (Very randomishly funny)
Malky (Rather...nonsensical)
Tekirai (Kanky cuteness sells EVERY DAY :D)
MakeYourself (I'd personally love to see that)

Pic 3

1) Stonecreek (3 points) (Awwwwwuuuuuuuu *hugs Clone!Willie*)
2) Tekirai (2 points) (CaNOOOOOOOOOOODLING?)
3) Ghost Guest (1 point) (I wanna see that. I wanna see that so bad.)
JesusFreak (Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. *is poking William*)
Malky (Very...macabre.)
Mew (Awwww....Willie tellings bad jokes :D)
MakeYourself (Raaaaandom- you'll get points for this later)
Reesane (I don't quite get it...)

Bonus Pic

1) Ghost Guest (3 points) (AHAHAHAHAHA hobo.)
2) Reesane (2 points) (The spelling errors just make it better.)
3) MakeYourself (1 point) (A little gross but still lol.)
JesusFreak (I don't quite get it. A bit random...)
Stonecreek (What a beautiful act of love...)
Malky (trés random 0_0)
Teki (NO MY DINNERS.)
Mew (Oxy...genz :D)

Funniest

1) Tekirai (Pic 3, 3 points)
2) Reesane (Pic 1, 2 points)
3) JesusFreak (Pic 3, 1 point)

Most random

1) Stonecreek (Pic 2, 3 points)
2) MakeYourself (Pic 3, 2 points)
3) Tekirai (Bonus, 1 point)

Sickest:

1) Malky (Pics 2+3, 3 points)
2) MakeYourself (Bonus, 2 points)
3) Stonecreek (Pic 2, 1 point)

Overall this Round

Ghost Guest +9
Stonecreek +9
Reesane +7
Tekirai +6
MakeYourself +5
Malky +3
JesusFreak +2
Mewberries +1

Overall Scores

1. Stonecreek (68)
2. Ghost Guest (56)
3. Tekirai (55)
4. Malky (30)
5. Carth (29)
6. Mewberries151 (21)
7a. Reesane (10)
7b. Jesus Freak (10)
8. MakeYourself (8)
9. Blue Armor Boy (7)
10. Ulrich's lil bro (4)
11. Narikii (3)
12. Izzeban (2)
13. Lyoko is Cool (-1)

I'm just getting rid of the Negatives option. Anyone wants to revive it, go ahead. :D

Uh...who's doing the next contest? I hand it off to the next poster. coughdosomespoilerpicscough

[Malkmusian offline]

Alright. Here's the new things:

Pic 1: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/91_mauvaises_ondes/mauvaises_ondes_134.jpg

Pic 2: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/89_il_est_sense_d_etre_insense/il_est_sense_d_etre_insense_131.jpg

Pic 3: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/93_retour/retour_024.jpg

Bonus: http://www.grinspoon.com.au/photogallery/images/grinspoon19.jpg

The guy doing the Jesus Christ pose is Phil Jamieson, the bassist is Joe Hansen, the drummer is Kristian Hopes, and offscreen, the guitarist is Pat Davern.

[JesusFreak offline]

I guess I Jinxed it.


1. Mr. D: Hello Operator? I have something in my eye. How do I get rid of it?
Odd's Dad: You know, we could get it out for you,,,
MD: You're the reason I have this sausage in my eye! GET AWAY FROM ME!
Odd's Mama: You're so Immature you two. I'll go get the Jaws Of Life.
MD: *gulp*


2. This old Photo is of the time Aelita Wore a Mask of Ralph Nader. only Ulrich noticed the difference.


3. Whenever Aelia told the ghost stories in October, it was believed someone in a parallel universe laughed so hard, he had an asthma attack.


Bonus: WEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPYUNS MAAAH FRE-ENDS...
Guy offscreen: NO YER NOT SHADDAP!

[MY85 offline]

I'm just getting rid of the Negatives option. Anyone wants to revive it, go ahead.

I'd disagree with that, seeing it as a way to encourage people to do better in future rounds.

That said, I'll post my captions later.

And the Bonus pic, you have the option to mention who are the person in the pic.

[Stonecreek]

I'll try this again - I call next round! I have a large points lead, so it's only fair I host a round so people can catch up.

#1

Mr. Delmas: Odd, I have people who are claiming to be your parents here. I don't speak drugged out miscreant, so could you please come down here and translate? I think they're unhappy about something...
Odd: Do they look like they want to rip off your head and shove it up your...
Mr. Delmas: ODD! And yes, now that you mention it, they do.
Odd: Then your conservative ways are getting on their nerves. I'll be right there.

#2

Inside everyone's heads:

Yumi: Aw, Aelita's hair is cute today.
Odd: Man, I wish I had pink hair...
Ulrich: I feel as if I've forgotten to do something...
Aelita: Oh geez, Urlich left his fly undone again.

#3

Aelita: Jeremie Belpois, you sit your sorry behind down right now and explain yourself!
Ulrich: Whoa, what's the matter?
Yumi: Yeah, you're really riled up.
Jeremie: I think I should be going...*turns to <s>flee</s> leave*
Aelita: Stop right there. Now tell me, why are you wearing my capris?!?!

Bonus pic

This is the best photo of the best band noone's ever heard of. And they wonder why they don't get more publicity...

[Ghost Guest offline]

Hmm... since I'm trying to avoid spoilers, could someone please tell me if those pictures contain anything significant?

[Carth]

Well, 1, definitely, 2, maybe, 3, no.

[Tekirai offline]

Lolololol I kinda sucked in the last one. Oh well. They weren't my best anyway.

NAO FER SUM FUN-TIEM

#1

Mr DR: MY EYE DOTS D:
Mrs DR: THEY ARE GONE D:
Delmas: Don't panic, I've got the police on the- OW! RIGHT IN MY FUDGING CORNEA!!
France 3: >_> <_<
*suspicious music*

#2

Ulrich: So lemme get this straight. After that return trip, we ended up going into another DIMENSION where snow is made of moose, physics never existed and Aelita is living and also going out with a crippled copy of me with pnemonia?
Yumi: Yep!
Ulrich: And how long are we stuck here for?
Odd: ... three years.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

#3

Aelita: I'm afraid Jeremie, after many tests and calculations with the help of the school nurse, we've come to the upsetting and traumitizing conclusion that... your shoes are eating your feet.
Jeremie: D:
Ulrich: Something just doesn't seem right here. =_=

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it Teki hijacking a hovercraft again? NO! IT'S THE BONUS~

"I can't take it anymore! My urges to leap into the crowd below me have grown too strong! I must jump!"
"You sure you wanna do that, dude?"
"Yeah, the fangirls will get you."
"Fangirls? Hah! What are those? OH I AM A FEARLESS WARRIOR~"
"Phil! NO!"
(insert image of Phil beaing eaten by a buzzing crowd of squealing females here)
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This one reminds me of my TV.com days. |3

[Arcangel613 offline]

maybe I should try this!

Ichi!

Mr. DR: braaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinssss
Mrs. DR: braaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiinsssssss
Mr. delmas: yes hello Jim...Yes, we have a problem....Yes, its Odd's parents...Yes they did eat the school food...Well the tranquilizers and holy water would probably help...

(to me, the pupil-less eyes remind me of zombies)

Ni!

Aelita: well, how do I look?
Ulrich: uhh, great
Odd: yeah...what he said...
Yumi *thinking*: note to self, teach Aileta that there is such a thing as to much make-up!

San!

Yumi: now Aelita, tell the truth
Aelita: for the last time, I did not eat Ulrich's last cookie!
Ulrich: ...liar...
Odd: *quickly walks out of room whistling, hiding said cookie behind his back*

Bonus

*standing near the back of the club watching the band members jump around on stage.*
Cameron(my cousin):five bucks says the lead singer jumps to far and falls off the stage.
Jordan(me!): My moneys on the guitarist. with the way he's waving that guitar around he's either having a seizure or he's trying to impale somebody.
*on stage*
Lead singer: Woot!
*sudenly the lead guitarist has a seizure, impales the lead singer, and the lead singer falls off the stage*
Everybody in the crowd: *in shock*
*from the back of the room*
Cameron: oh yeah, you owe me five bucks b*tch!
Jordan: but he didn't jump he was impaled!
Cameron: eh, jumped, impaled, whats the difference, pay up.
Jordan: d*mn

[Ghost Guest offline]

Well, 1, definitely, 2, maybe, 3, no.

Thanks.

In that case, I'll just do #3 and the bonus if that's okay.

Pic #3

Aelita All right, here's the deal. In order to defeat Xana for good we'll need to follow my plan thoroughly and oh my God, is Kiwi humping Jeremie's leg!?
Jeremie: Yeah... he wouldn't quit, so I decided to ignore him.
Kiwi: *thinking* Oh don't pretend you don’t like it.

Bonus Pic

Phil: *in the middle of a song* Dear God, some bastards are trying to burn down the building! Every man for himself! *runs towards nearest exit*
Joe: For the last time, people like waving lighters at concerts!

[Stonecreek]

Hey Malky, when's the deadline for this round to end? It's been a week now, which is the usual time limit for a round.

[Carth]

Waitwaitwait! Almost forgot to enter...

1.

Jean-Pierre: Ah, yes. Tell me, why did we have to take the students to the wax museum again? These two statues that keep following me around are really creeping me out...
Odd (offscreen): Uh...those are my parents, dude.
Jean-Pierre: ...really. I can see why you went to boarding school...

2.

Odd: Hey, Aelita.
Aelita: What?
Odd: ...
Aelita: What, what is it?
Odd: Your epidermis is showing.
Aelita: AAAAK *looks all around* Wait...what's an epidermis?
Ulrich: ...shut up. Just shut up.

epidermis- scientific name for your skin

3.

Aelita: Okay. So first, we assemble an army of trained robot gerbils. Then, we gather as many firehoses as we can. And finally...

LOL

Guy in front: I believe I can FLYYYYYYYYY...

[Malkmusian offline]

Alright, the contest is closed. The scores are here:

Pic 1:

JesusFreak: Weird, but good. (+2)

Stonecreek: What the?

Tekirai: Wow. (+1)

Raven_613: What's with the religious jokes?

Carth: The funniest. (+3)



Pic 2:

JF: Wow. Am I the only one who knows what Ralph Nader is? (+2)

Stonecreek: Pretty hilarious... (+3)

Tekirai: No sense...make more coherence....

Raven_613: Okaaaay....

Carth: It's good....it's good...but not great. (+1)



Pic 3:

JF: It was okay, but not enough to gain scores.

Stonecreek: Jeremy crossdresses! (+1)

Tekirai: Umm...uh....

Raven_613: Wasn't funny at all...

Carth: Aelita made the weirdest plan ever... (+3)

Ghost Guest: Ignore the dog, Jeremy! (+2)


Bonus:

JF: I doubt that Phil Jamieson would sing Queen. (+2)

Stonecreek: And I wonder that, too. (+1)

Tekirai: Did Phil sell himself out?

Raven_613: Seizures aren't funny anymore.

Carth: Enough with that joke...

Ghost Guest: That was good, ese mae. You captured the Grinners in their prime. (+3)


Funniest

1) Ghost Guest(Bonus, 3 points)
2) Carth (Pic 3, 2 points)
3) Stonecreek (Pic 2, 1 point)

Most random

1) JesusFreak (Pic 1, 3 points)
2) Tekirai (Pic 3, 2 points)
3) Carth (Bonus, 1 point)

Sickest:

1) Stonecreek (Pic 3, 3 points)
2) Tekirai (Bonus, 2 points)
3) Carth (Pic 2, 1 point)

Overall this Round

Ghost Guest: +8
Stonecreek: +9
Raven_613: +0
Tekirai: +5
JesusFreak: +9
Carth: +11


Overall Scores

1. Stonecreek (77)
2. Ghost Guest (64)
3. Tekirai (60)
4. Carth (40)
5. Malky (30)
6. Mewberries151 (21)
7. Jesus Freak (19)
8. Reesane (10)
9. MakeYourself (8)
10. Blue Armor Boy (7)
11. Ulrich's lil bro (4)
12. Narikii (3)
13. Izzeban (2)
14. Raven_613 (0)
15. Lyoko is Cool (-1)

Next person who posts will be the next host and that's not me!!!

[JesusFreak offline]

I raised a whole rank! Another speech is in order- *is hit by a cornish hen*- or not