Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest Returns! (New Rules)

[Carth]

YAYYY

Now I just need a moment for inspiration.

Inspiration...Inspiration...

#1

William: *highish voice* Augh, this is SO not my style, i'm more of a...black...kinda guy, yanno, kinda matchin my hair? And a PINK handle? Come ON...
XANA: Oy, i'll change it if you serve me forever.
William: KAY!
XANA: And your hair's bluish, not black.
William: ...really?

#2

Sissi: You have a lot of sweat under your armpit, sir.

#3

M'Bala: ...and that's all you need to know about where babies come from. Any questions?
Clone!William: Well, actually- uh, no no, I understand perfectly now...uh, thanks...

Bonus

Guy: Heeeeeree she issss, Miiiss Ameerikaaaa!

...no inspiration. Ah well. Would it be possible for me to do the next one? Or is MY the judge for the whole thing...?

[Malkmusian offline]

#1: Look at me, I'm a prisoner of XANA!

#2: Sissi: Are you Frank Zappa?
Mustache man: How did you know my identity?

#3: Thomas: Oh, yeah. I love what you told me, Willie?
William: What did I tell you? Was it about Aelita being some rock star?

#4 (Bonus): I am pronouncing my marriage to this electronic I held in my hand. We did it in a jar full of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup.

[Jeremified offline]

Kay, guess it's judging time. *yawn* Okay, I'll post the results here tomorrow. This round is now closed.

REGULAR SCORES:

Pic 1

Tekirai: 9.5 - Short, cute, and funny.
Carth: 9 - I dunno, I sort of liked this one.
Stonecreek: 8 - Ehh.
JesusFr3ak: 7.5 - Ehh.
Fight for the Rock: 7.5 - Ehh.


Pic 2

Tekirai: 9 - Nice.
Stonecreek: 8.5 - Reminds me of this.
JesusFr3ak: 8 - I didn't originally connect that guy with Luigi, but now that you mention it...
Carth: 8 - Sort of dry humor.
Fight for the Rock: 8 - Ehh.


Pic 3


Stonecreek: 8.5 - Good intended joke, could've been given better.
Carth: 8.5 - Hehe. Clueless William|clone.
Fight for the Rock: 8 - I... didn't quite get this one.
Tekirai: 8 - Confusing dialogue.
JesusFr3ak: 7 - MAJOR ehh.



Bonus:

Fight for the Rock: 8.5 - I don't entirely understand it, but it's still funny.
Carth: 8 - Teehee.
Stonecreek: 8 - Well-executed joke, but it could've been funnier.
JesusFr3ak: 7 - Ehh.
Tekriai: 7 - Felt more like an informative talk, rather than a funny one.

OVERALL REGULAR:

Stonecreek +7
Tekirai +6
Carth +6
Fight for the Rock +4
JesusFr3ak +1

SPECIAL

Funniest:

Tekirai (Pic 1, Pic 2)
Carth (Pic 1)
Fight for the Rock (Bonus)

Random:

Carth (Pic 2)
Fight for the Rock (Pic 2)
Tekirai (Pic 3)

Sick:

Stonecreek (Pic 3)
Carth (Pic 3)
Fight for the Rock (Bonus)

OVERALL SPECIAL:

Carth +7
Tekirai +4
Fight for the Rock +4
Stonecreek +3


NEGATIVES: none!

OVERALL THIS ROUND:

Carth +13
Stonecreek +10
Tekirai +8
Fight for the Rock +8
JesusFr3ak +1

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OVERALL SCORES

1. ese mae (29)
2. Stonecreek (25)
3. Tekirai (24)
4a. Carth (13)
4b. Mewberries151 (13)
6. Fight for the Rock (8)
7. Blue Armor Boy (7)
8. Ulrich's lil bro (4)
9a. MakeYourself (3)
9b. Narikii (3)
9c. Reesane (3)
12. Izzeban (2)
13. JesusFr3ak (1)
13. Lyoko is Cool (-1)

[Jeremified offline]

Bump.

Please delete this post once somebody else notices the ratings I posted; the post-and-then-delete trick doesn't work anymore.

[Tekirai offline]

I was trying to get myself some random bonus points for #3. That and I couldn't think of anything else... xD;; But yayyy I'm surprised #1 did well. Spur-of-the-moment, really. o_o; Cheers Jer~

I wouldn't mind doing the contest AFTER the next one because I'm annoyingly weird like that. Hurr. |D

[JesusFreak offline]

Yay! I have a point!

[Malkmusian offline]

Yes!! Yes! I have 8 points!!!

[Carth]

Aw, come on, I wasn't THAT funny! ...was I?

Well, since I think I claimed the next one somewhere along the line, I should put some pics up. Ta daa.

1. http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/82_mem ... he_227.jpg

2. http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/81_oei ... il_388.jpg

3. http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/67_mau ... ue_169.jpg

Bonus. http://www.ananova.com/images/web/387500.jpg

I really wanted to get that one with William petting the wolf, but CL.fr doesn't have it.

[JesusFreak offline]

1. W: i'm telling you old man, Alderaan did NOT have a ray shield.
F: i beg to differ. Did you notice the bluish tinge around the planet when Tarkin gave the order?
W: That was because to the special effects in the movie....

2. Odd's newest passion: Singing to fruit,

3. Jim: ARHG! Your shoulders! Sooo...hot...can't...move
Jer: ...


4. YOU CANNOT RESIST. ALL YOUR BUNNY ARE BELONG TO US.

[Tekirai offline]

They're all really short this round. xDD;

#1

William: I don't like you.
Franz: ;_;


#2

Odd: ORANGE GOES IN MOUTH DUHRHURR
Ulrich: Stop discreetly giving me the fingers and eat your breakfast.


#3

Jim: Kiss me~!
Jeremie: Nuuu!
Disturbed looking girl to the right: ... it's daddy and his new girlfiend Steve all over again... o_o


BONUS

Bunny: Lololol. Dirt angel.

[Malkmusian offline]

#1:
William: Hey, Mr. Dumb Butt. Come here. I haven't gotten done talking about your wife's reincarnation.
Jean-Pierre: Okay, Willie. This I want to know so badly...what's that logo on your shirt? It looks like "NIN".
William: Yeah. Trent Reznor rocks. I'm emo. I cut my wrists everyday.

#2:
Odd: Watch me, man. I unpeeled this banana...
William (off-picture): That's not a banana. Even though I'm not that smart, I can tell the freakin' difference between a banana and an orange.
Odd: Dude, I unpeeled this thing for you! I can show you how to stick it in my eyes, causing me most extreme pain.

#3:
Jim: Hey, Jeremy! How's about we go get some milkshakes because you look absolutely fabulous!
Jeremy: Well, Jim. The truth is...I'm not a homo.
(Crowd gasps)
Aelita (who's hidden behind Jeremy): (whispering to Odd) Hey, Odd. Want to go out somewhere?
Confused Person In Background: Man! He's not in our club now!

Bonus:
The Samuel Parris, also known as the big bunny that's lying down in the field, pollinates every year by releasing its skin cells into the sky, causing people to be engulfed by the mitochondrion of many cells and converted into ATP so that the bunny may again fuel itself for ages and ages. Tonight, it is in a field at Kadics, where many students, including 14-year-old Aelita Stones, are humping the bunny to get a good deal on car insurance, because the bunny whispered to me...I just saved a bunch of my money by not switching to Geico.

[Mewberries151]

Rats...missed the last competition. ^^; Better not miss my opportunity this time. ;

Caption 1:

XANA-William: "You idiot. How could you forget to put her mother in the simulation?"
XANA-Hopper/Blok: *shrug*
XANA-William: *sigh* Augh...Note to self: Include Anthea into next simulation bubble with Aelita.

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the Digital Sea:

Franz Hopper: "Note to self: Include Anthea into any simulation bubbles with Aelita. She will not believe you otherwise."

(Honestly, didn't anyone else think she was giving her father just a tiny bit too much credit? ; )

Caption 2:

Odd: "IMMA EATIN AN ORANGE!!!"

Caption 3:

Jim: "And I'm telling you, there's no way that you could have run that 250 m race and not broken something with those skinny ankles of yours.
Jeremie: "Uh, Jim...two words: Breath mint."


(*blinks* Wow, those were lame. ^^; )

Bonus Caption:

Bunny: I've fallen and I can't get up.

Tiny people nearby: Copyright infringment!!!

[Stonecreek]

On a scoring note, I got yelled at by MakeYourself last time I hosted a captions contest (in BKO) for using the bonus pic in the funniest, sickest, and random categories. Personally, I do not have a problem with it, but I think the rules were that the bonus pic not be used for those 3 categories.

#1

William: Quit using your X-ray specs to stare through my clothes, you dirty old man!

#2

Odd: I peeled this fruit with my tongue. You should see what else I can do with it.

#3

Jim: I think I have a sore throat. Could you take a look down there and see if it's swollen and red?
Jeremie: I would, but your breath is fogging up my glasses.

Bonus Pic

Some aliens come to Earth wanting to take it over. Others come to make snow angels in the dirt.

[Ghost Guest offline]

Pic #1

William: Do you understand what you have to do?
Franz: Yes of course. I'll be impersonating this guy, Franz Hopper. One question though...
William: Yes...?
Franz: Where are the TV cameras?
William: TV... TV cameras!? This isn't a TV show, you fool; we're trying to conquer the world here!
Franz: You mean I won't be appearing in a brand new episode of Grey's Anatomy? *sad* My Hollywood dream is over.

Pic #2

Odd: *clears throat* My Ode to the Orange:

Orange
I like a good orange
I like how it’s orange
My beautiful orange
Nothing is quite orange like an orange

Ulrich: *exasperated* I keep telling you, nothing rhymes with orange! Just eat it already!

Pic #3

Jim: *to the students* Hey, why are you all staring at the sky?
*silence*
Jim: Somebody answer me!
*silence*
Jim: Belpois, why isn't anybody telling me what they’re looking at!?
Jeremie: They just don't want to ruin the moment, Jim.
Jim: What moment!? *Jim gets hit by a baseball*
Jeremie: *smiling* This moment.

Bonus Pic

President Bush didn't want Iraqis to feel threatened by the constant bombing anymore. So instead of bombs, he ordered to release a giant pink bunny from the sky. Granted, the bunny killed thousands of Iraqis, but it's the intention that counts

[Carth]

CONTEST CLOSEDED

Please wait while your results are processed...

[Carth]

And here's your results. May have to do the bumpy thing.

Oh, and one other thing. The bunny image is real. It's Colletto Fava (sp?), a hill in Italy that has a giant, knit pink bunny on it. It'll be there until 2025, so go take a look at it sometime. (At least, I hope it's real.)

REGULAR SCORES:

Pic 1

Stoney: 9.5. This literally made me laugh and roll on the floor like an idiot.
Teki: 9.4. This also made me laugh and roll on the floor like an idiot. Short, sweet, and to the point.
JesusFreak: 9. Now we know how Franz and XANA wiled the years away. They watched Star Trek.
Malky. 8. Uh, that's Franz. Still, And I do like NIN. Their sound, anyway, not really their lyrics.
Ghost Guest: 7.8 Awwww...sorry, Blokypuu.
Mew: 7.5 Good advice, but a little straightforward.


Pic 2

Ghost Guest: 9.9. Most perfect orange song evar. (On another note, it'd be funny if you changed your username to "Leon Corbé.")
Teki: 9.4. I didn't quite get the bottom line but the top is full of win and awesome. (Oh...now I get it. LOLOLOL)
Malky: 8.9 Not quite sensical, but funny.
Mew: 8.7 Again, a little plain, but TEH PWN
Stoney: 8.6 A little sickish, but still quite good.
JesusFrea: 8.4 *pffft*

Pic 3

Malky: 9.5. Kinda random but that's what's cool.
Teki: 9.4. Gets the point across well
Ghost Guest: 9.2 BWHAHAHAHA
Stoney: 8.5 I don't quite get it.
JesusFreak: 8. Ditto.
Mew: 8. I do get this, but again, a little plain. Sry.

Bonus:

Ghost Guest: 9.6 PERFECT
Mew: 9.3. Would've been awesome if you'd just left it with the bunneh though
Teki: 9 LAWL
Stoney: 8.6 Cause it kinda copies teki but is still awesome
JesusFreaK: 8.5 O rly, then? YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
Malky: 7. ...what?

OVERALL REGULAR:

Tekirai: +8
Ghost Guest: +7
Malky: +4
Stonecreek: +3
Mewberries: +2
JesusFreak: +1

SPECIAL

Funniest:

Stonecreek (1)
Tekirai (1,2)
Ghost Guest (Bonus)

Random:

Malky (Bonus)
Stonecreek: (3)
JesusFreak (2)

Sick:

Stonecreek (2,3)
Malky (bonus)
Tekirai (2)


OVERALL SPECIAL:

Stonecreek: +8
Malky: +5
Tekirai: +3
Ghost Guest: +1
JesusFreak: +1

NEGATIVES: Uh...i dunno how to do this...

OVERALL THIS ROUND:

Tekirai: +11
Stonecreek: +11
Malky: +9
Ghost Guest: +8
Mewberries: +2
JesusFreak: +2

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OVERALL SCORES

1. Ghost Guest (aka ese mae) (37)
2. Stonecreek (36)
3. Tekirai (35)
4. Malky (17)
5. Mewberries151 (15)
6. Carth (13)
7. Blue Armor Boy (7)
8. Ulrich's lil bro (4)
9a. MakeYourself (3)
9b. Narikii (3)
9c. Reesane (3)
9d. JesusFreak (3)
13. Izzeban (2)
14. Lyoko is Cool (-1)

Congrats to everyone! I now pass the torch to Teki, who I hope will hold it well, and not drop it and consume us in flames and make us die.

[JesusFreak offline]

I only get another point? . And It was Star Wars, not Star Trek.

EDIT: WHoops, saw the wrong stat. Sorry...

[Malkmusian offline]

I'm still in 4th place...wow.

[JesusFreak offline]

Beats being in 9d...I'm just not funny.

[Carth]

Don' worry. Just keep trying. Or something.

Star Wars, eh? Still funny.

[Yumi Ulrich offline]

#1 William: You scare me and my name is not William!

#2 Odd: What? did you think I was actually going to eat the orange?

#3 Jim: Probably... but, I'd rather not talk about it.

[Carth]

Ah...I said the contest is over. You have to wait for Tekirai to come and post a new one (she lives in Britan...it must be 2 in the morning or something where she is...)

[Malkmusian offline]

#1 William: You scare me and my name is not William!

#2 Odd: What? did you think I was actually going to eat the orange?

#3 Jim: Probably... but, I'd rather not talk about it.

It's too late to join.

[Tekirai offline]

*crashes through random window*

I'M HERE I'M HERE I'M HERE I'M- *trips and drops torch, setting fire to everything*

Hurr. Whoops. Anyway. I did pretty well last round. Cheers Carthy-tan~ x3 Caption-tiem!

#1
#2
#3
BONASU DESU YO~

The bonus is what happened when I tried to take a picture of one of my cats for the first time. xDD;

Deadline: Oct. 17-ish
When it'll really be judged: Lol. Pudding is good. |3

[Yumi Ulrich offline]

Odd: Pink is not my color!

Fish: (forgot what their called.) I love fresh human for lunch.

William: What....What is happening to me? Put me down.

Cat: Don't make me claw you!