101 Unorthodox Uses for the Scanners

[Malkmusian offline]

37. Teleport myself to Tijuana to eat barbecued iguana.
38. Make out with Aelita
39. Recreate the first MTV minute.

[bduddy offline]

40. Trash disposal
41. Practical jokes
42. "I wasn't joking"

[Malkmusian offline]

43. Make the KNACK be popular
44. Make Mr PiBB
45. Scan dogs

[phenix544 offline]

to materialise food. and to virtualise a dog and make it eat my homework and then send it to the void. materialise a Tarantulas and keep it as a pet

[twilightchaos09 offline]

48: Kankrelot copier
49:Kankrelot Cannon
50:Transport into games

[zex marquise offline]

51 materialize your favorite anime crush and program them to be your girlfriend/boyfriend.

[Carth]

52. Blunt. Weapon.

53. Bring it in to scare my French teacher.

[Rail Runner offline]

54. Make everyone rich

55. Make more Amtrak trains to help create more schedules

56. Create more friends

[twilightchaos09 offline]

57: Materialize a super-virus and take over the world.

[JesusFreak offline]

58. toaster

[jeremy0818 offline]

59. trick your enemies into believe it's a virtual reality game
60. have them get in
61. virtualize them to the void
62. use it to travel to the white house to meet Bush
63a. *for democrats* virtualize bush to the void
63b *for republicans* virtualize clinton (both bill and hillary) to the void
64. use it to scan for missing items
65. bring it to marching band and tell them "i own my own tuba, where do i stand?"

[Malkmusian offline]

66. To pack a chainsaw and skin XANA raw.
67. To break XANA's face tonight.

[jeremy0818 offline]

68. virtualize a new virus so they can make a fifth season of Code: Lyoko
69. materialize the overboard, overbike, and overwing so you can ride them in real life

[TheAppleFreak]

70. Giant pie maker
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A little annoyed I didn't find this before...
Now they locked mine...

[TheLQ offline]

70: Place of Solitude
71: Scan paper
72: Something to thow at someone

[Sirocyl offline]

73. Materialize 4chan - end of the world.
74. Materialize Marabounta
75. Materialize 4chan.js - same as materializing Marabounta, though
76. Giant CD-ROM drive
77. Waffle iron
78. Dive into the internet
79. Boil water
80. Materialize a perpetual motion machine
81. Materialize strange matter, doom this quadrant of the universe
82. LHC
83. Start a fire
84. Place at a McDonald's Drive-thru, and materialize cheezburgers
85. Modify Marabounta from grey goop to kittens. Materialize.
86. Perform alchemy; transmute sand to gold
87. Materialize giant penguin to destroy Microsoft
88. Clone a developer 4,000 times - outpace Microsoft at their own game
89. Giant cellphone
90. Toilet
91. World peace
92. Materialize a piece of the world
93. Materialize more scanners; repeat.
94. Shower
95. Awesome sci-fi-looking computer case
96. Container for a Divide by Zero malfunction
97. (from Futurama) Suicide booth
98. Create a sixth sector of fire and horrors; send people you hate there
99. Create a seventh sector filled with your greatest desires - send yourself there
100. Use scanners to find 101 unorthodox uses for the scanners.

100.5. Think of more than 101 uses!

[TheAppleFreak]

100.5001) Razor blade
100.5002) Replacement tube for that old TV that died years ago...
100.5003) Jet ski

[Carth]

100.5004) Lunchbox.
100.5005) Chew toy for your pet Kolossus.
100.5006) Tilt-a-whirl.
100.5007) Fallout shelter.

[ArgentDandelion offline]

100.5008 To store Yumi bodies in. (Install scanner error so whenever she virtualizes, copies of her limp bodies crumple inside the scanner.)
100.5009 To serve as a pneumatic tube for giant banks.
100.5010 To helpfully remove your irritable moodiness via mental transfer errors.
100.5011 To colonize "limbo" (from Frontier) and populate it with criminals to make a virtual Australia.
100.5012 Alternatively, to store shaving cream in. Or cooking oil.