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[. offline]

Galatians 6:7: Whatever You sowed, you shall surely reap...Now don't look for a Giant hand from the sky with a swatter, just wait

Well I was expecting like... you know Cancer or something. But been a few years and nothing.

[JesusFreak offline]

Well, He'll reap his reward when he meets his Maker face to face.

[. offline]

Well, He'll reap his reward when he meets his Maker face to face.

REMATCH! OH SNAP~!

[ConcreteAngel offline]

God rules and I'm gonna make a bible study group @ my school. It's gonna be fun!

[JesusFreak offline]

Great! Good luck on that.

[Carth]

...so is it a triangle or a square? I dunno... and try to make whatever-it-is a little smaller in size. As in, pixel size. It's a very big signature picture. 0_0

Good luck on that.

[JesusFreak offline]

...Honestly, I have no idea myself, and I don't really know how to shrink it.

[Darth Grale offline]

...ditto

[ConcreteAngel offline]

same here.

[Chosen_one offline]

Just open it with paint and skew, then save another file. Or use img tags.

[. offline]

Or just plain make a new one, or get someone skilled to make a banner for you. It's not even that well made, quite frankly.

[JesusFreak offline]

Well, MJM and I took ours down because Were gonna try to make a new one, one that's less bulky and with more colors than red and blue.

[. offline]

Nebraska State Senator Sues God
By NATE JENKINS, Associated Press Writer

4 hours ago

LINCOLN, Neb. - The defendant in a state senator's lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He's everywhere.

State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week. Angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers says he's trying to make the point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody.

Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes."

He's seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty.

Chambers said the lawsuit was triggered by a federal suit filed against a judge who recently barred words such as "rape" and "victim" from a sexual assault trial.

The accuser in the criminal case, Tory Bowen, sued Lancaster District Judge Jeffre Cheuvront, claiming that he violated her free speech rights.

Chambers said Bowen's lawsuit is inappropriate because the Nebraska Supreme Court has already considered the case and federal courts follow the decisions of state supreme courts on state matters.

"This lawsuit having been filed and being of such questionable merit creates a circumstance where my lawsuit is appropriately filed," Chambers said. "People might call it frivolous but if they read it they'll see there are very serious issues I have raised."

U.S. District Judge Richard Kopf, in an order last week, expressed doubts about whether Bowen's lawsuit "has any legal basis whatsoever" and said sanctions may be imposed against Bowen and her attorneys if they fail to show cause for the lawsuit.

The Associated Press usually does not identify accusers in sex-assault cases, but Bowen has allowed her name to be used publicly because of the issue over the judge's language restrictions.

Cheuvront declared a mistrial in the sexual assault trial in July, saying pretrial publicity made it impossible to gather enough impartial jurors.

Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

Discuss.

[Jeremified offline]

That's a joke, right?

[DeadViolet offline]

That was stupid~

[JesusFreak offline]

That was a joke AND stupid, but it's not a stupid joke.

[Lyoko Wario offline]

Bah, God has been sued before. There was this one guy who actually wanted to sue God for "not establishing justice" or something and demanded, as damages, that God bring his mother and his pet canary back to life and bestow upon him guitar-playing skills similar to those of Eric Clapton. And another guy tried to sue the Devil. But the courts turned down both cases because neither of them were found to be local residents. Go figure.

[. offline]

Bah, God has been sued before. There was this one guy who actually wanted to sue God for "not establishing justice" or something and demanded, as damages, that God bring his mother and his pet canary back to life and bestow upon him guitar-playing skills similar to those of Eric Clapton. And another guy tried to sue the Devil. But the courts turned down both cases because neither of them were found to be local residents. Go figure.

But God is everywhere? Hmm. Hmm. HMM!

[Sasuke offline]

I'm Christian and I'm proud with it

[JesusFreak offline]

Bah, God has been sued before. There was this one guy who actually wanted to sue God for "not establishing justice" or something and demanded, as damages, that God bring his mother and his pet canary back to life and bestow upon him guitar-playing skills similar to those of Eric Clapton. And another guy tried to sue the Devil. But the courts turned down both cases because neither of them were found to be local residents. Go figure.

But God is everywhere? Hmm. Hmm. HMM!

That's prolly because He doesn't get his mail there.

[Kamekai offline]

http://baetzler.de/humor/ebonics_prayer.html

[Darth Grale offline]

nice!

[DeadViolet offline]

That was cute~

[ConcreteAngel offline]

I love being a Christian

[Lyoko Wario offline]

http://baetzler.de/humor/ebonics_prayer.html

I really, really liked that.