Veggietales

[JesusFreak offline]

I know I'm gonna get flamed for this, but does anyone like VeggieTales?

[Carth]

IF YOU LIKE TO TALK TO TOMATOES

IF A SQUASH CAN MAKE YOU SMILE

IF YOU LIKE TO WALTZ WITH POTATOES

UP AND DOWN THE PRODUCE AIIIIISLE...

Used to watch that all the time when I was little. Some people might be all BLAAAAAH over the Catholic/Christian elements, but it's so funny you hardly notice it. Seriously.

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EVERYBODY'S GOT A WATER BUFFALO YOURS IS FAST BUT MINE IS SLOW-

[CotS offline]

lol, I remember that show.... in fact I have like four VHSs of it.

Note, I don't watch them anymore

[Carth]

I just watch it whenever I need a cheap guilty-pleasure-LOL.

[JesusFreak offline]

He said to her I'd like a cheeseburger, and I might like a milkshake as well...

Best. Song. Ever.

[DeadViolet offline]

I LOVE MY LIPS!!!!!!

[Tangent128 offline]

He said to her I'd like a cheeseburger, and I might like a milkshake as well...

Best. Song. Ever.

WRONG!

We are the pirates,
who don't do anything.
We just stay at home,
and lie around.
And if you ask us,
to do anything,
we'll just tell you,
we don't do anything!


I still watch it sometimes. Partly 'cause I have a 5-yr-old sister, partly 'cause I just like it. Haven't seen many of the newer ones, though. Lord of the Beans sounds funny... with the Spork Army and all...

[Insanity Hero offline]

I still watch it just for fun. Some of the humor is spot on.

[DeadViolet offline]

He said to her I'd like a cheeseburger, and I might like a milkshake as well...

Best. Song. Ever.

WRONG!

We are the pirates,
who don't do anything.
We just stay at home,
and lie around.
And if you ask us,
to do anything,
we'll just tell you,
we don't do anything!

PHAILURE!
Narrator:
And now it’s time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part
of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
One day while talking with Dr. Archibald Larry confronts
one of his deepest fears….

Larry:
If my lips ever left my mouth,
Packed a bag and headed south,
That’d be too bad, I’d be so sad.

Dr. Archibald:
I see, that’d be too bad, you’d be so sad?

Larry:
That’d be too bad.

Dr. Archibald:
Alrighty.

Larry:
If my lips said “Adios,
I don’t like you, I think you’re gross.”
That’d be too bad, I might get mad.

Dr. Archibald:
Hm, that’d be too bad, you might get mad?

Larry:
That’d be too bad.

Dr. Archibald:
Fascinating.

Larry:
If my lips moved to Duluth
Left a mess and took my tooth.
That’d be too bad, I’d call my Dad.

Dr. Archibald:
Oh dear, that’d be too bad, you’d call your dad?

Larry:
That’d be too bad.

Dr. Archibald:
Hold it. Did you say your father? Facinating!
So what you’re saying is if your lips left you?

Larry:
That’d be too bad, I’d be so sad.
I might get mad, I call my Dad.
That’d be too bad.

Dr. Archibald:
That’d be too bad?

Larry:
That’d be too bad.

Dr. Archibald:
Why?

Larry:
Because I love my lips. (makes noises in tune with his lips)

Dr. Archibald:
Oh my! This is more serious than I thought.
Larry, what do you see here?

Larry:
Um, that looks like a lip.

Dr. Archibald:
What about this?

Larry:
It’s a lip.

Dr. Archibald:
And this?

Larry:
It’s a lip, it’s a lip, it’s a lip, lip, lip
It’s a lip, it’s a lip, it’s a lip, lip, lip
It’s a lip, it’s a lip, it’s a lip, lip, lip
It’s a lip, it’s a lip, lip, lip.

Dr. Archibald:
Larry, tell me about your childhood.

Larry:
When I was just two years old,
I left my lips out in the cold.
And they turned blue,
What could I do?

Dr. Archibald:
Oh dear. They turned blue,
What could you do?

Larry:
Oh, They turned blue.

Dr. Archibald:
I see.

Larry:
On the day I got my tooth,
I had to kiss my Great Aunt Ruth.
She had a beard and it felt weird.

Dr. Archibald:
My, my, she had a beard
And it felt weird?

Larry:
She had a beard.

Dr. Archibald:
Oh!

Larry:
Ten days after I turned 8,
Got my lips stuck in a gate
My friends all laughed…

And I just stood there until the fire department came
and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend
the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar
who got stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn’t
even talk to each other until the fifth week because both
our lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking
he just spoke polish and I only knew like three words in polish
except now I know four because Oscar taught me the
word for lip, “Usta”.

Dr. Archibald:
Your friends all laughed. Usta. How do you spell that?

Larry:
I don’t know.

Dr. Archibald:
So what you’re saying is that when you were young?

Larry:
They turned blue, what could I do?
She had a beard, and it felt weird.
My friends all laughed, usta.

Dr. Archibald:
I’m confused.

Larry:
I love my lips!

(Larry makes noises with his lips while Dr.
Archibald tries to get his attention.)

Dr. Archibald:
Uh, Larry. Larry. Wait Larry, Larry! That’s about enough, thank you.

[CotS offline]

He said to her I'd like a cheeseburger, and I might like a milkshake as well...

Best. Song. Ever.

WRONG!

We are the pirates,
who don't do anything.
We just stay at home,
and lie around.
And if you ask us,
to do anything,
we'll just tell you,
we don't do anything!


I still watch it sometimes. Partly 'cause I have a 5-yr-old sister, partly 'cause I just like it. Haven't seen many of the newer ones, though. Lord of the Beans sounds funny... with the Spork Army and all...

Rofl, I love that one.

[. offline]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaUgjmvFZIs

[Tangent128 offline]

His Cheeseburger reference

Pirates Who Don't Do Anything reference

Nearly a complete transcript of "I Love My Lips"

... except for:

This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry say:
LARRY: Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?
ARCHIBALD: (abruptly) Oh, look at the time!

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So, JF, it appears that anybody does like VeggieTales.

Does anybody else have the "Veggie Rocks" CD?

edit: My sister says that she likes "In The Belly Of The Whale" best. I say that's not VeggiesTales proper. She says it's awesome anyway. I agree.

[Yumi Ulrich offline]

I have a dvd of Veggietales say it once and never again lol!

[CotS offline]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaUgjmvFZIs

That really shouldn't be outside BKO... It's not good for peolpe under 13 to witness a rampaging lunatic with a gun... Or a cartoon version of girls gone wild....

Now if you will excuse me I think I'm going to go talk to my therapist...

[JesusFreak offline]

It's a shame that the newer ones are so pathetic in comparison. "Pizza Angel"? "Sports Utility Vehicle"? Bleh.

[Tangent128 offline]

Hey! I like "Pizza Angel"!

"Pizza Angel, please come to me...
Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey..."

Granted, the old ones are simply classic...

"Oh no, what we gonna do?
The king likes Daniel,
more than me- or you!
Oh no, what we gonna do?
We gotta get him outta here!"

Not a song, but the Gilligan's Island parody was fun.

[. offline]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaUgjmvFZIs

That really shouldn't be outside BKO... It's not good for peolpe under 13 to witness a rampaging lunatic with a gun... Or a cartoon version of girls gone wild....

Now if you will excuse me I think I'm going to go talk to my therapist...

Oh Snap~! Bob The CuCumber has gone CRAZY~!

[Lyoko Wario offline]

I didn't even like VeggieTales when I was a little kid.

It just seems too... I don't know. And don't even get me started on real veggies!

[zex marquise offline]

Larry Boy for the record!

Outa' sight!
Dynamite!
Larry Boy!

You have to love Archibald. He's got a freaking monocle for Pete's sake!

[DeadViolet offline]

I LOOOOVE The VeggieTales Movie~ Saw it in 8th Grade, and I loved it.
"I am NOT going to Nineveh! They hit people with Fishes in Nineveh!!"
ROFLMAO.
"Belly of The Whale" FTW.

[Tangent128 offline]

Larry Boy for the record!

See http://www.lyricsdownload.com/veggie-tales-larryboy-theme-song-lyrics.html

[Lyoko SA80 offline]

Oh my god .I'm must be dreaming .not veggie tales .my girlfriend love's this .lol. I personally hate it .to well kiddie .but it'sd a great way to teach young children.lol

[JesusFreak offline]

I LOOOOVE The VeggieTales Movie~ Saw it in 8th Grade, and I loved it.
"I am NOT going to Nineveh! They hit people with Fishes in Nineveh!!"
ROFLMAO.
"Belly of The Whale" FTW.

Yeah, It's a shame Fox Bought Big Idea afterwards. Now we have Minesota Cuke and other stuff like that. When Veggietales first came out, It was called "Sunday Morning Values, Saturday Morning Fun." I've been looking, and The Sunday Morning Values are leaking away.

[DeadViolet offline]

I LOOOOVE The VeggieTales Movie~ Saw it in 8th Grade, and I loved it.
"I am NOT going to Nineveh! They hit people with Fishes in Nineveh!!"
ROFLMAO.
"Belly of The Whale" FTW.

Yeah, It's a shame Fox Bought Big Idea afterwards. Now we have Minesota Cuke and other stuff like that. When Veggietales first came out, It was called "Sunday Morning Values, Saturday Morning Fun." I've been looking, and The Sunday Morning Values are leaking away.

*growls* Dangit......

[ConcreteAngel offline]

i love veggie tales!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love the song "where is my hair brush"