Corrupt A Wish Game! Version Two!

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Ahh, yes. The satisfaction of having a wish actually completed.



Rules are simple: Post a silly wish you want granted, and the next user grants it. However, they get to mess up the results. Then they do the same, and you answer their wish.

I wish for a boyfriend.

[Jeremified offline]

Granted, but he's ME. OH NOES.

I wish school would never come and I could be smart anyway.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Granted, but you can't get a job bcause you have no diploma.

I wish for... new shampoo. I'm all out.

[Kamekai offline]

Granted, but you can't get a job bcause you have no diploma.

I wish for... new shampoo. I'm all out.

Keep in mind: Bill Gates didn't go to college.

Granted, you'll recieve your order in 2-3 years.

I wish for the my own personal Taco Bell, complete with Employees, food supply, and extra fire sauce.

[JesusFreak offline]

Granted, but it has no running water or electricity, the building is decrepit and your employees are all Nicholas clones.

I wish for the Death Star to incinerate Pluto.

[Rudger offline]

Granted, but then a debris fragment find it's way to earth and kills everyone.

I wish someone would make a totally original movie for a change.

[Tekirai offline]

Granted, but people for many years ahead will use similar ideas. >_>

I wish I could stop the smell of sponge cake that's stuck in my nose. It's making me hungry and it's 1am... D:

[Tangent128 offline]

Granted. You get to smell bleach instead.

I wish for a new iMac under warranty.

[Kita K. offline]

Granted, but the warranty is voided when Pauly Shore transforms it into a Pepsi can with V8 and pennies inside with SUPERMAGIC!™

I wish my music thread in GD wasn't dead ;_;

[Tangent128 offline]

Granted. The spambots resurrect it.

I wish there was a Lyoko-Homestar Runner crossover.

[Malkmusian offline]

But Homsar eats everybody.

I wish the stars from A Prarie Home Companion, including Garrison Keillor, would guest star on Code Lyoko.

[Kamekai offline]

Granted, and Code: Lyoko gets canceled. We then proceed to hate you, and ban you from our site.

I wish to become one with my inner penguin.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Keep in mind: Bill Gates didn't go to college.

Neither did Bill Clinton.

Granted, but now you only think of herring and can't stop playing Tux Racer

I wish to have Aelita's Angel Wings

[Kamekai offline]

Granted. I wouldn't leave them out in the rain, cardboard can get really soggy.

I wish for Telekinesis.

[Rudger offline]

Granted, but your powers grow exponentially and your head explodes.

I wish I could find my Tokko DVD somewhere.

[Sankyou offline]

Granted, but a starving Frenchman breaks into your house at 4:00 AM and devours it. Oops.

Keep in mind: Bill Gates didn't go to college.

Don't you read Time? The Maikurosofuto Man is in college as we type. Harvard, I think. "Maikurosofuto" is my special Japanese spelling of "Microsoft." If you see this anywhere else, they got it from me...

I wish that I won YouTube in a bet!

[JesusFreak offline]

Granted, but you have to pay thousands of dollars to keep it running and to settle lawsuits.


I wish for a nintendo Wii and al its games and accesories, not to mention a plasma screen tv, the cord that connects to the tv, and a power cord

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Granted, but you realse that your house has no electricity.

I wish for... FOOD!

[JesusFreak offline]

Granted. Here's your Lutefisk.


I wish for a stick of wood.

[Lyoko Wario offline]

Granted. Call the clinic if it won't go away in over four hours.

I wish I had a Wii... everyone is getting one but me.

[Kamekai offline]

Granted, but you realize that your house has no electricity.

exactly what I had thought! (fixed the misspelled word, too. )

Wish not granted, I'll get back to you in about a month... and a half... or two... or... umm... Look, it's spambot! Oh Noes! *runs*

I wish to become an official spambot hunter.

[JesusFreak offline]

Granted but I give up Hunting 'em and you spend all your free time doing for the rest of your life slaying the foul things.

I wish for a jar's worth of nonpoisoned air

[Rudger offline]

Granted, but the air around you becomes poisoned and you die before you can open it.

I wish I could watch CL.

[Kamekai offline]

Wish granted! Dah dah dah DAAHH!!! Teklink's Lyoko on Demand!

I wish to become a lobster.

[Yumi Ulrich offline]

Granated, but when you become a lobster you get eatin by a shark!


I wish I could sing!