Well, we all know that XANA's out of the supercomputer now, so what if he found a way to materialize himself into a proper human body? What incredibly stupid things would he do?
1. Walk out into a street in pursuit of the kids... or maybe cheese... and promptly get hit by a car.
2. Monologue and forget to breathe.
3. Try to do the zappy thing and electrocute himself.
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by Skysong » Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:11 pm
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by Jeremified » Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:18 pm
4. Try to possess somebody, but end up just bumping into him/her.
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by Lyokofreak » Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:15 pm
8. Think it's a polymorphic clone of Jeremie and kisses Aelita
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by Sithking Zero » Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:36 pm
9. KAREOKE!
10. Ice cream. then he would scream, "IT BURNSS!" because Ice cream is pure and good.
10. Ice cream. then he would scream, "IT BURNSS!" because Ice cream is pure and good.
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by Evil Ulrich » Sat Oct 07, 2006 5:50 pm
11: Find out how to use the toliet.
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by Carth » Sat Oct 07, 2006 9:11 pm
12. Forget to give himself toes. And other unseen appendages.
13. Jump on top of tables in order to ramble.
14. Discover sugar and coffee. Rest speaks for itself.
15. Use cheesy pick-up lines to try and get followers.
16. Kill the nearest person in order to demonstrate a point.
17. Bring a monster with him as 'company'...
18. ...even if it is quite hard for a Creeper to be a pet...
19. Hit on Aelita. Instant fistfight, that is.
20. Hit on Yumi. Instant death, that is.
21. Try and initiate fights with anything that moves.
22. Or doesn't move.
23. Ask questions about the weaponary capability of France. In Math class.
24. Hit on Sissi. Nobody cares.
This is fun.
by Evil Ulrich » Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:39 am
Eats babies.
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by DarkestSoul X21 » Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:40 am
He wanted to call 911 but he doesn't know the number.
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by Reesane » Sun Oct 08, 2006 9:02 am
27. (based on #5) Takes out the french governmet with a tube of superglue and a roll of duck tape, just so he can sit in the prime minster's, nice, soft, leather chair.
28. Attempts to learn vearuse magical techniques.
29. ^sucseseds, and then wins the noble award for it.
28. Attempts to learn vearuse magical techniques.
29. ^sucseseds, and then wins the noble award for it.
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by Skysong » Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:48 pm
31. Googles himself and gives up trying to conquer the world. Considers therapy but decides humans are far too crazy themselves and goes to live with... I dunno, the pandas.
32. Tries to pet a panda, gets bitten, bites back. Dies of rabies. Or something.
32. Tries to pet a panda, gets bitten, bites back. Dies of rabies. Or something.
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Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
by Rail Runner » Sun Oct 08, 2006 8:18 pm
33. Try to possess a train and gets run over by it.
Amtrak, its everywhere I want to be!
by Jeremified » Sun Oct 08, 2006 9:43 pm
TL. wrote:7. Goes after the kids and gets arrested by the police under the impression of him being a paedophile
34. Extends his hand to shoot lightning, but then goes off balance and tips over.
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by Rail Runner » Sun Oct 08, 2006 9:59 pm
35. Tries to jump into a pole...*tower* and hits his head and passes out.
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by Sithking Zero » Sun Oct 08, 2006 11:31 pm
36) try to escape into an electrical outlet.
37) Discovers the wonderful world of the emergency ward.
38) Enters the girls locker room trying to possess someone.
39) Bumps into some half-naked chick.
40) Is beaten almost to death by chick.
37) Discovers the wonderful world of the emergency ward.
38) Enters the girls locker room trying to possess someone.
39) Bumps into some half-naked chick.
40) Is beaten almost to death by chick.
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by Rail Runner » Sun Oct 08, 2006 11:32 pm
41. Tries to possess a lunch lady and is forced to cook food all day.
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by Rail Runner » Sun Oct 08, 2006 11:47 pm
43...Goes into a gym class and attacks the teacher who would rather not talk about it.
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by Carth » Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:41 pm
46. Get that immesurable score on that IQ test, after which he excuses himself and runs right into the girl's bathroom.
47. Get caught up in some horrible teen subculture. Oh, THAT'd be good.
47. Get caught up in some horrible teen subculture. Oh, THAT'd be good.
by Rail Runner » Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:44 pm
48..Goes on every reality show and wins every one.
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by Skysong » Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:03 pm
49. Goes on Survivor. Eats a rat. Dies of food poisoning.
50. Tries to "blend in" at Kadic, gets himself shoved in a garbage can for being obnoxious. Or trying to zap people with lightning.
50. Tries to "blend in" at Kadic, gets himself shoved in a garbage can for being obnoxious. Or trying to zap people with lightning.
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Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
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