213. Give it to Odd and Ulrich to "fix" (a la those monkeys from 2001: A Space Odessy or whatever it was called).
214. Give it to Movieverse Pyro. He always needs things to burn.
215. Use it to defeat Magneto. When confronted with the Mac, he will simply break down and cry, wondering why people use metal in such a sick, twisted way.
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by Skysong » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:15 pm
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Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
by Jeremified » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:41 pm
216. (Like 213) Give it to Aelita to fix and see her confusion.
thank you all for the good memories 
by Skysong » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:03 pm
218. Give it to Jeremie. Although he will hate it, he will still use it to see if he can make the spare parts into something this side of useful. Aelita will get jealous and destroy it for you. (Idea taken from Sonneko off DA.)
219. Zidane it!!! (Be sure to use proper headgear... Macs are built like tanks.)
220. Take cues from the song "Sledgehammer". Destroy it for someone as a Valentine!
219. Zidane it!!! (Be sure to use proper headgear... Macs are built like tanks.)
220. Take cues from the song "Sledgehammer". Destroy it for someone as a Valentine!
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Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
by Jeremified » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:26 pm
221. Write crazy fanfics about it.
222. Paint it black and pretend it's a shadow.
222. Paint it black and pretend it's a shadow.
thank you all for the good memories
by Skysong » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:12 pm
227. (An elaboration on 226.) Teach it Monty Python songs.
228. Give it to the penguins. They'll think of an apt way to destroy it. Thankfully, the Mac sucks too much for it to aid them in their quest to conquer the world.
228. Give it to the penguins. They'll think of an apt way to destroy it. Thankfully, the Mac sucks too much for it to aid them in their quest to conquer the world.
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Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
by Sithking Zero » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:46 pm
229. Give it to an amish person. Watch as they fear it and laugh.
230. Beat an amish person with it.
240. Greet mr. computer to mr. chainsaw!
230. Beat an amish person with it.
240. Greet mr. computer to mr. chainsaw!
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by Liger_Zero » Fri Jul 14, 2006 7:16 pm
242) Take it to Mcdonalds and tell them you want a Big Mac.
by Liger_Zero » Fri Jul 14, 2006 7:17 pm
Skysong wrote:219. Zidane it!!! (Be sure to use proper headgear... Macs are built like tanks.)
What do you mean, Zidane it?
by Jeremified » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:34 pm
Please don't double post, Xana. You've caused enough ruckus in Lyoko. xD
thank you all for the good memories
by Rudger » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:47 pm
242...I think) put it on top of your television. talk about random things with someone untill TV turns on and a man appears saying "Its time for the Mac on top of your televison set to explode." and watch it blow up in a ball of flame.
HAHAHA taken from Monty Python's sketch, Penguin On the Telly.
HAHAHA taken from Monty Python's sketch, Penguin On the Telly.
by JeremieCompNerd » Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:12 am
243) 
Blast it with high power sound waves to shake the interior apart.
244)
Microwave it.
Blast it with high power sound waves to shake the interior apart.
244)
Microwave it.
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by Colinahscopy » Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:34 pm
245. nuke it
246. give it to professor farnsworth from futurama
246. give it to professor farnsworth from futurama
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by Skysong » Sat Jul 15, 2006 3:03 pm
X.A.N.A. wrote:Skysong wrote:219. Zidane it!!! (Be sure to use proper headgear... Macs are built like tanks.)
What do you mean, Zidane it?
Headbutt it. Zidane is a French soccer player who (infamously) headbutted Materazzi (an Italian player... dunno how to spell his name) at the World Cup Championships 'cause Materazzi insulted him. I commend Zidane, wherever he is.
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Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
by 666yumi666 » Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:02 pm
248ish) Fix It... Play jedi academey on it... Destroy it with force ligtning or force push it off a really really high building... with lava at the bottom
249ish) Draw a upside-down pentagram on it then try to summon a witch or demon... or a monkey
250ish) Brainiac it!
249ish) Draw a upside-down pentagram on it then try to summon a witch or demon... or a monkey
250ish) Brainiac it!
Hi dude's and dudet's. Da Phoenix here (Phoenix is in da HOUSE!!!). Just like you to no that if you do not like Code Lyoko, then you are (Pick one)
a) A freak of nature
b) A idiot with an IQ of below 10
c) X.A.N.A
d) A Robot with no feelings
e) A phsicopathic monkey
If in the case you are none of the above... kill yourself :-)
<--- im hopeing it will be a hotdog!
a) A freak of nature
b) A idiot with an IQ of below 10
c) X.A.N.A
d) A Robot with no feelings
e) A phsicopathic monkey
If in the case you are none of the above... kill yourself :-)
<--- im hopeing it will be a hotdog!
by JeremieCompNerd » Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:27 am
You skipped one in each of your Ishes, so I get the real 250.
250) Repeatedly stab it with a dull screwdriver.
250) Repeatedly stab it with a dull screwdriver.
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by Skysong » Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:46 pm
...is there such a thing as a *sharp* screwdriver? 'Cause I want one.
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Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
by Liger_Zero » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:40 pm
Skysong wrote:X.A.N.A. wrote:Skysong wrote:219. Zidane it!!! (Be sure to use proper headgear... Macs are built like tanks.)
What do you mean, Zidane it?
Headbutt it. Zidane is a French soccer player who (infamously) headbutted Materazzi (an Italian player... dunno how to spell his name) at the World Cup Championships 'cause Materazzi insulted him. I commend Zidane, wherever he is.
Oh.
DD I don't really like soccer.
by Skysong » Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:29 am
254. Use it to play Viking. Find a giant, double-headed axe and... well, I think you get the idea. 
255. (along the lines of 254) Call down Loki. He'll be so delighted with the chaos and confusion the Mac causes everywhere it goes that he won't make any trouble for a few thousand years.
255. (along the lines of 254) Call down Loki. He'll be so delighted with the chaos and confusion the Mac causes everywhere it goes that he won't make any trouble for a few thousand years.
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