Whats your ramdom comment

[oddson offline]

now this is a ramdom topic about ramdom comments ramdom isn't it

[Rail Runner offline]

sometimes out of the blue I will use this....so what if I did go to Venezuela...what are you gonna do about it...

or one of the best ones I have used...yeah I understand, but you want some beef jerky?...reply yes...then say, well go get some cuz Im not a beef jerky factory.

[oddson offline]

I would give them 5 out of ten witch is allright

[Metrion offline]

I scream in quiet rooms.

[oddson offline]

8 out of ten now that is ramdom

[Jeremified offline]

I just IMed my friend "salsa".

[oddson offline]

well thats a hard one about 7 out of ten

one of my ramdom comments is i like cheese

[Jeremified offline]

2 out of 10. I say that all the time.

I was sick yesterday, but now I'm better, but my heart feels funny whenever it beats fast.

[Rail Runner offline]

ummm judge, do you know where I can get some nachos...

[oddsgrlfriend offline]

I ask people if they like penguins.

[Jeremified offline]

I say "It depends on what color penguin it is."

[Rail Runner offline]

if I want to be really random, I will say...oh really, I didnt know that prisoners did that to each other..it doesnt even matter what the conversation is..I use it anyway.

[oddson offline]

LOL now that is a nine out of ten

[Rail Runner offline]

sometimes I will walk into a room and say...Captain Im giving it all shes got...haha..

[.:: Desound ::. offline]

Random? rAnDoM? RaNdOm? Isn't RAmdOM kinda spam? I like this topic.

[Beowulf681 offline]

The best recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27 feet.

Contrary to popular belief, if you swallow chewing gum it does not stay in the gut. Usually it will pass through the system and be excreted without incident. However, several cases have been reported where the gum has stuck in the rectum, causing the unfortunate sufferer to excrete long sticky trails of gum, like a pink spider's web.

Thats random, beat that!

[Akito offline]

Usually, I just mess up people's conversation. For example:

Someone: "I can speak Pig Latin!"
Me: "Pigs can speak Latin?"

But when I'm beating someone on a video game I just go, "You're good, but *more enthusiasm* I AM NAKED!!"

When someone tells me I have clothes on I reply, "No! My nudity powers are waring off!"

[Rail Runner offline]

oh my god...that is so funny...hahaha...I will have to use that one sometime...

I like to mess up peoples conversations to...my mom and I call each other and mess with each other like this.

Me. hey mom, are you having a good evening
Her..what someone is doing something this evening what *laugh*
Me..did you work today
Her..what, you missed work today what
me..what did you have for supper
Her...food...haha.
me..no really
her..food really
me. no seriously what did yall eat for supper
her..food seriously...haha.

that will go on and on...

[Akito offline]

Yeah, I do that a lot. But after the first time of answering "Food," I stop and say otherwise.

Someone: "What am I looking for?"
Me: "An object!"

[Rail Runner offline]

I called my friend Jon last night, i asked him, what you are doing..

he replied with...living...I was like no duh...then he said, oh yeah, im breathing, and seeing..I was like I am so pwned. hows that for random.

[Osiris offline]

Random huh?

My mate came up to me out of the blue in one of my lessons and said:

"Did you know when frighend the baverian howler monkey can shove its entire arm ups its rectum"

[Rail Runner offline]

hows this for random..walk up into a room where people are having a conversation and be like...so yeah, texas has the highest execution rate of all the states..they will look at you and go...but that isnt what we were talking about...be like..oh really pwned..haha.

[Dairall offline]

Ripleys, "Belive it or not!" Had some 2Headed animals, a 2 legged dog, and more crazy stuff! If you keep doing a face like rolling your toung, when still a child, you face will stay like that.
Ok, now a bunch of things to "ponwer"

1. If one synchronized swimmer drowns do the rest have to drown too?
2. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
3. Why do your feet swell on airplanes?
4. If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
5. Before they invented drawing boards what did they go back to?
6. Why do scientists call it research when they are looking for something new?
7. Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
8. How do they unclog mail chutes in skyscrapers?
9. If I break the laws of Physics do I go to jail?
10. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it is called cargo?

[Insanity Hero offline]

At times when I'm bored and with one of my good friends I yell out "I know what we can call you. Mr. Fluffy pants!"

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

*Sways back and forth* Okalhomawherethewindcomessweepingdowntheplace...
Thank you captain but I shall not stop until I've had my fill. Stop getting drunk off of Orange Juice!
*Foams at the mouth and falls over*