Corrupt a Wish Game!

[Jeremified offline]

Granted... for Uranus. Earth still has war, high gas prices, air pollution, and <s>George Bush</s>. Nah, that might be too mean...

[darktemplar offline]

Granted, but instead of peace you get growing greedy capitalism.

I wish for \nothing/

[Tom Bone offline]

Hahaha! Instead of nothing, ur getting a kitten!!

I wish I could draw anime style!

[will z offline]

once you can it comes out and attks you


i wish i had $1,000,000,000

[Tom Bone offline]

I'll come and burn it all. I wish I had a cooler iPod.

[will z offline]

you get one then it blows up

i wish i had the nintendo Wii

[Tom Bone offline]

None of the games will work. I wish my site had better smileys

[Rail Runner offline]

Granted, but they will be hated by all of the members.

I wish that I had my own property where no one would bother me.

[Skipperdee offline]

Sure, but it will be so expensive you can't pay for it and the bank will repossess it

I wish for a marshmallow

[lyokodragoness offline]

Why not, but it's on fire, it burns your hands, and you can't touch anything for a week or two or you'll be in screaming pain.

I wish it was Saturday.

[YDV offline]

Granted, but the Fairy Congress was scheduled to meet on Thursday, so they become enraged, seek out whoever skipped three days in the week, and cause the Apocalypse.

I wish...

Um. >>;

I wish I was a pretty white tiger. So I could like. Lay around all day. And if anybody says anything about it, I can roar at them. *RAWR!*

[lyokodragoness offline]

'Mmmkay, but ...

uhh...

You explode for some reason.



I wish I could come up with better wish-corruptings.

[Jeremified offline]

Granted, but they involve MUCHO SWEARO WORDS! ...O!

I wish Kikou would make another one of his awesome CL remixes!!!

[Tom Bone offline]

Sure, but then everyone would hate them and start throwing eggs at your house for liking them.

I wish my fanfics were given good reviews at NBC.net

[darktemplar offline]

Granted, but Government removes the site.

I didn't wish for a kitten, I wished for nothing, so you should give me the NOTHING, not a kitten. Anyway, I'll shoot it.

I wish I moved 2x faster

[Jeremified offline]

I didn't wish for a kitten, I wished for nothing, so you should give me the NOTHING, not a kitten. Anyway, I'll shoot it.

O_O How could you hurt this?! You evil little... ><

Hmph. Granted, but your body temperature becomes 2x its normal temp in order for this to obey the laws of physics, so you die of overheating.

I wish for revival powers!! ^^

[__lovexme. offline]

granted, but hwoever you revive will get run over by a truck... everytime for every person...

A better webcam...

[Skipperdee offline]

Okay, but then your computer breaks and you can never use it ever. Ever.

I wish that I could be
under the sea
in an octopus's garden
in the shade.

[CHS09 offline]

Granted, but the octopus kills you.

I wish for a new school that doesnt suck.

[lyokodragoness offline]

Sure, but all the students just pretend to be your friend and then kill you in your sleep.

I wish I could fly using a stapler.

[darktemplar offline]

Granted, but after 5 minutes of flying, in which you fly up to 500 metres, you fall down and break almost every single bone.

I wish I could have direct mind connection to my computer..

[Tom Bone offline]

Your computer will take control of you.

I want Easter Eggs

[lyokodragoness offline]

Sure, but when you get them, you find they're actually bombs painted to look like eggs...

I wish my friend wasn't looking over my shoulder at this post...

[Tom Bone offline]

Sure, but he'll go look at yer diary instead!

I need some napkins

[lyokodragoness offline]

(I don't have a dairy... *sweatdrop* and she's a girl.)

Granted, but the napkins are carnivorus and eat your head.

I wish I could find my Pokemon plushies.