Corrupt A Wish Game! Version Two!

[Rho offline]

Granted, but you are also not afraid of being physically hurt and you end up in a sword fight.


I wish this Civil War ABC Book I have to make for History class wasn't so annoying.

[austronothrusclarki offline]

Granted; though no longer annoying, it's accompanying pictures are gory, gruesome, depressing images of war. No (mentally sane) child will ever want it read to them.

I wish my cabbages weren't killed by frost.

[Rho offline]

Granted. Instead you are killed by frost and the cabbages evolve and take over the planet.


I wish Billy Mays were still alive.

[Colinahscopy offline]

Granted, but he is a zombie.

I wish for it to rain.

[green offline]

Granted, but your house flooded

I wish I had some time to myself

[Slayer offline]

Granted, you get locked in a air tight room for a million years.

I wish i could talk to the girl i love with no problems.

[Colinahscopy offline]

Granted, but you speak in a foreign language

I wish for my Disney trip to be tomorrow.

[green offline]

Granted but all of the rides are broken

I wish I wasn't sick

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. You can't be sick while dead.

I wish the insane amounts of schoolwork that I have will decrease to a reasonable level so I will have time to study for my finals in two weeks and pass with a high grade in all of them, complete all of my homework in all of my classes, prepare for the Pokemon Regional Video Game Tournament series (and preferably win) without my DS/game breaking/being lost/exploding simultaneously, and have a fair amount of free time left over afterwards that I can devote to stuff that I want to do.

Good luck corrupting that.

[Carth]

Granted! But you're now a squirrel. Sorry. (You'll have free time once you're done storing your nuts.)

I wish I could write a novel to shake the ages.

[matsumo itsu offline]

Granted but everyone dies before they can read it

I wish I had portal on my pc already!

[Colinahscopy offline]

Granted, but the game is corrupt and destroys your computer.

I wish for free CounterStrike.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. With no cost to you, the United States military has undertaken a counter-strike operation against your home. I recommend taking cover.

I wish that I could think of a wish.

[matsumo itsu offline]

Granted but you forget what the wish was

I wish I didn't have to do my sophmore research

[green offline]

Granted, but you're now an invalid

I wish someone would take me to a ramen with the best tasting, non instant ramen EVAR

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. Someone will take you, but you have to pay for the airfare to Japan and back.

I wish that I had sexy six pack abs.

[Colinahscopy offline]

Granted, but your abs are actually a six-pack of *Soda*

I wish for rain and an Ark [for protection]

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. But three minutes after the rain stars the Ark's roof suddenly collapses.

I wish that the sky was chartreuse.

[Colinahscopy offline]

Granted, but then a Tornado comes

I wish to own Sulake.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but then it goes bankrupt.

I wish for ALL THE WISHES.

[Stonecreek]

You get them, but you have to spam the Games forum to do so...oh wait...

I wish for SP to stop his spamming tendencies, no matter how much they seem awesome right now,

[SilverPrince offline]

Wish granted, Your Modliness. *bow*

I wish that Twilight never existed.

[Carth]

Granted! You must now take up his mantle until you may pass it to someone else.

I wish I could finish chapter five of 2/14/11 finally.

[MY85 offline]

Granted, but nobody but yourself will end up reading it.

I wish Hogwarts and magic were real.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but you're still a Muggle.

I wish for long, luscious hair.