Elmo vs Grover

[MY85 offline]

Here they are:

vs.

In an effort to add meaningless debate, I'm posting this. There could be strong feeling about this subject....

[Gauntlet offline]

Elmo can take it up the rear and still say it tickles.

Elmo wins. Thread over.

[Sithking Zero offline]

First off, thanks for putting my quote in your sig. I'm not sure whether to be offended or honored... or just neutral.

Grover. He's bigger and has longer arms.

But in the end, neither- COOKIE MONSTER EATS THEM ALLL!!!!!!

[DeadViolet offline]

Elmo. Hands down.

[MY85 offline]

I'd take Grover over that worthless hack called Elmo anytime, anyday.

[DL offline]

Guy guys guys, its all about OSCAR. The dude lives in a trash can. He's the sesame street equviliant of Joe Da Hobo (if anyone from back in the way old days rememebrs him). I mean he takes $#!% from everyone and still comes back. Dude is awesome.

/thread

[Rail Runner offline]

Grover hands down, especially with all of those waiter problems he has, he would accidently slip on a banana peeling, and fling a pizza tray and slice Elmo's head off. That would be one heck of a way to go.

Hopefully that wasnt overly morbid for General.

[MY85 offline]

Grover is Bitter Message Board

The very first post cracked me up:

I think it's high time that Grover, Cookie Monster, Ernie, and Bert lured Elmo into the alley behind Hooper's Store and then stabbed the annoying red b*stard to death. Oscar has connections in the 'sanitation business', so I'm sure disposing of the body would be a piece of cake. DEATH TO ELMO!!!

[DL offline]

I have a grover tattoo on my *ss.

And that was from a dude's post...

[zex marquise offline]

I seriously don't know who the heck Grover is. Is that bad? Elmo was stupid, even before the Simpsons made him commit suicide in his cell. Always giggling and hanging out with that creepy French dude with the mustache... I don't want that freaky red google-eye teaching my kid how to make spaghetti! Grover kicks but because he looks awesome with a mustache and his voice is cooler. For a muppet's. Muaha. ha.

[mcrlvr394 offline]

Ok. Well, I'm scared of Elmo, so I guess that would mean Grover. Although, the green guy in the trash can was pretty cool.

[Taelia offline]

I like them both, actually, but Grover can whomp Andrea Bullshitty's arse for pervertedly touching his friend.

[DeadViolet offline]

I like them both, actually, but Grover can whomp Andrea Bullshitty's arse for pervertedly touching his friend.

What?

[Taelia offline]

I'll explain later.

[. offline]

You just know Grover is on crack I mean come on...

IIIIIWWWANNNNAAAABBBEEEEEYYYYYOOOUUUURRRRRRFFFRRIIIIEEEENNNNDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Taelia offline]

All the Sesame Street Muppets can kick Barney's *ss too.

[DeadViolet offline]

All the Sesame Street Muppets can kick Barney's *ss too.

YES!