Christians

[JesusFreak offline]

Hehe, yeah. Nice Find Kamekai.

[Kamekai offline]

lol, truly a great classic.

For another goodie, click mah sig.

[DeadViolet offline]

I'm addicted to that thing.

[Sasuke offline]

my chat with "igod"
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Your an *ss
God:
Do you mean "you are an *ss "?
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
we hat a chat earlier remember
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
ask me a question
God:
What?
Me:
that is a really good question
God:
Perhaps you have a really good answer.
Me:
can i ask you something
God:
Go ahead. Ask me anything.
Me:
wath is the meanig of life
God:
Is it the only one?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
suit yourself
God:
I will.
Me:
can you kill someone for me
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
I gnow a undead assassin programmed to kill
God:
That's good information: cristian said gnow a undead assassin programmed to kill.
Me:
I gnow a undead assassin programmed to kill
God:
That's good information: cristian said gnow a undead assassin programmed to kill.
Me:
I know a undead assassin programmed to kill
God:
How do you know? Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
1wc42tb4 4yyh
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes
God:
Really.
Me:
yes
God:
How about that.
Me:
I want to kill
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
we humans will stand an fight with bravery and heart to defeat them
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
no
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person.
Me:
yes
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
your a mother f-er
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a mother f ich? Yes.
Me:
you're a idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
you're so dum
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am dum.
Me:
**** you and goodbye
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because you are a stupid computer program
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.

[Kamekai offline]

>.< Come on, you can do better! You don't need curse words to get the job done, either. =/

[JesusFreak offline]

uh huh.
I liked making the thing admit it was a program. I just typed in an old hymn verse by verse and eventually the thing froze!

[ConcreteAngel offline]

Ok then. You've outdone yourself

[Malkmusian offline]

The only way you can talk to God is through...PRAYER!!!

[ConcreteAngel offline]

That's true. Does anyone know the "see you at the pole thing" ?? I love fishies

[. offline]

The only way you can talk to God is through...PRAYER!!!

Well I've written Him two lengthy prayer letters and I'm still awaiting a response.

[JesusFreak offline]

No, As in praying TO him, not chucking a letter up towards the sky.

[ConcreteAngel offline]

You don't write to God you pray to him. I say Konechi-wa everyone!!

[. offline]

No I mean just plain writing. In my journal.

God's everywhere, prayer can be anything really.

[JesusFreak offline]

Then why isn't writing working so well? God Never sleeps, or never doesn't hear, or never doesn't care.

[Kamekai offline]

God can't make everyone a rockstar, TPP. ;P

[. offline]

God can't make everyone a rockstar, TPP. ;P

No, but I want answers I want answers. I want a response. I want communication. None of this working in mysterios ways stuff. Striaght out talk to me.

[Taelia offline]

Yes, I want in on the LF Christians sig. (Strupid PM thing won't let me answer it.)

[JesusFreak offline]

Great!
If anyone has any ideas about how it should look, there are only 3 criteria: it has to have a cross on it (to save space for those who wear it proudly on their sigs) has to have all the Lf Christian's names on it. and has to take up less space then, oh, let's say Tekirai's sig pic. oh yea, and keep it clean. you can Pm me with your idea, or put it here. h=However, I might just beg Jerimified to help if Duke Nukem comes out before it's done. Respectfully, of course

[TB3]

Great!
If anyone has any ideas about how it should look, there are only 3 criteria: it has to have a cross on it (to save space for those who wear it proudly on their sigs) has to have all the Lf Christian's names on it. and has to take up less space then, oh, let's say Tekirai's sig pic. oh yea, and keep it clean. you can Pm me with your idea, or put it here. h=However, I might just beg Jerimified to help if Duke Nukem comes out before it's done. Respectfully, of course

I'm sorry Jesusfreak but creating a sig listing all the LF Christians is one project we'd like you to cease and desist on - we feel that it will cause tensions in the forum membership if you start 'classifying' people in that manner, which is esentially what such a sig would do, regardless of the intent behind it.

If you wish to discuss this, please feel free to message myself or one of the other staff members - yours, TB3.

[JesusFreak offline]

IT'S CENSORSHIP! CENSORSHIP I SAY!!
j/k

Very well sir.

[TB3]

IT'S CENSORSHIP! CENSORSHIP I SAY!!
j/k

Very well sir.

Thanks for taking this well

[Tekirai offline]

Oh great. So Tekirai's a borderline for sigs now? First it was people finding out if they were in the higher science class or not and now this... Dx [/offtopic rant which should be ignored now where's that strikeout tag <s>Oh here it is</s>]

I've always been agnostic so I don't know a lot about Christians. I've grown up around Catholics and Protestants all my life, so I don't know the difference. Religion is confusing. That's why I don't like the idea of it. x_X It's nice to see LF can talk about Christianity (and religion in general) and not break into a flamewar though. Yay us~

*hides behind signature*

[JesusFreak offline]

IT'S CENSORSHIP! CENSORSHIP I SAY!!
j/k

Very well sir.

Thanks for taking this well

Your welcome. It's your Board, so it's your decision if you don't want me to do that.

[CotS offline]

What about this though, what if instead of making a list of all the LF Christians for a sig, we make a sig to show off our Christianity. no one is required to use it, but those that chose to will have something... Just a thought.

[Reesane offline]

Look, I just have to stand up and say somthing before this gets out of hand.

Every time I've ever seen a "Christian Club" (or any religios or political party group) form inside of a fourum, one of three things happen:

A) Masive flame war breaks out, memers of the Christian Club are baned.
B) Masive flame war breaks out, many mebers leave for other fourums in discust. This usualy results in the death of the fourum.
C) Masive flam war breaks out, fourum's reputation is forever tarnished.

Let's stop this right now.

"It doesn't matter what my Age/Race/Sex/Religion/Political Alignment/ social status I have. I am a member of this forum, and I will treat all other members with the same amount of dignity and respect as I wish to be treated."