*fires GP02A's Atomic Bazooka*
All Gundam references aside, I've been absent for half a year because my computer caught a bad enough Trojan that I needed to glass my hard drive. It's been a long road to rebuilding my bookmarks, but I'd say I've learned a lot in the intervening time. Like how to make Epic Win happen on TV Tropes, for example.
Leave your housewarming gifts at the door whilst I make sure my BKO access still works, and make sure to drop by my deviantART for this year's special June 6th message.