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Uncyclopedia wrote:Old people
Teachers
Illness
MATHS
School
Work
Not sleeping
Living in Ellesmere Port, Devon, or Indiana.
Sexual frustration
C-SPAN2(however, C-SPAN1= wonderfully delightful)
The Internet
Eminem
Boredom
The Man
[anyone named albert]
Daytime television
Creamed Corn
William J. Levitt
Wikipedia
Jeffrey Rowland
Maplestory
Work
peas
trips with relatives
winter holiday
summer holiday
Repeated exposure to the drone of whining co-workers and/or teachers
Lady Subaru
Ear mites
Creamed corn
Myspace not working
Myspace working
Polonium 210
Potatoes
Politics
Al Gore
Condom machine failure
Nothing to do
Buttocks which were accidentally adhered to a chair, sofa, recliner, throne, notebook, banana, ceiling and/or a car door
Titanic
Onion overdoses
Self referential items in lists
paid programing
Uncyclopedia
Candle Scented Candles
Long car journeys
Microsoft
A night at Micheal Jackson's house
Black and white films
Sitting in the dark
Prison sentences
Being bored
Lack of Uncyclopedia
Toast
Teachers who ramble on about the amount of rainfall in different cities for an entire hour till it gets to the point where the girl next to you scribbles "Kill Me?" on a piece of paper and passes it to you.
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