Things To Do In An Elevator.

[Darkborn offline]

113: stand in the elevator and while it goes down act like you didnt know that and when the door opens up to a new room say "Wow how did you do it!"

[Max Gene offline]

Reminds me of the Amish joke where old lady goes in, next time it comes to the old geezer's door hot chick comes out... "Son, go get they mother."

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

114 *I think* ) Drool at a picture
*I actually did that once, on some government guys shoes*

[xLyOkO mAsTeRx offline]

115. Keep looking at someone evilly and when they see you, look away. Look at them again and right when you get off, walk backwards, point at the person you were looking at and say "You're one of them!"
116. Keep looking at someone, smiling really wide and when they finally notice and ask what your problem is, tell them "I'm wearing no socks."
117. Walk in wearing a prison outfit and hide in the back of the elevator and tell people that you escaped from Azkaban and are hiding from the Dementors.
118. Eat a banana and when you enter the elevator, place it on the floor inside the elevator in front of the door and wait for someone to slip.
119. Bring a guitar and start playing horribly and when someone asks tell them it's helping you keep the invisble people away. Continue playing horribly and when someone says for you to stop, start whining "But I'm practiciiiiiiiiiing!!"

[Saphire-089 offline]

120.Tell people your invisible friend has a Very, Very, rare desease. When people say they can't see the friend, tell them that's one of the side effects.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Start singing The pinky and the brain theme song and put a fake mouse on the fllor and say "They're taking over the world!"
Stand in a crowded elevator and crawl on the floor saying has anyone seen my Tarantula? He hasn't been de-fanged yet..."

[Reesane offline]

123: Start to sing "Phyco Chicken." it's like Phyco Killer, but replace the corus with chicen noises and "killer" with "chicken."

124: Bring a hand-held cage. Place a tape recorder inside with a tape of scary noises with a long quiet in the begning. turn on tape, and step into a crouded elevator...

[Hopperlyoko offline]

125: Bring a laptop with you. Keep your eyes on the computer and on the person's face. When that person looks at you, close up the laptop, look at that person, and say, "I have planted a bomb in this elevator! It will explode when the doors open!" or....say, "Hey, mind your own business!"

[Scanner: Jeremie offline]

20: shout Impact or Lazer Arrow LOUDLY!

126: Ask someone to make change fora $500 bill. See what they think.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

127) ask someone change for a limiated edition Hilary Clinton issue three dollar bill and watch them run away screaming.

[KayLenny#7 offline]

128. Right before the doors open for people to get in, yell loudly, "Hey, where's the toilet paper?!"

[Scyphozoa offline]

129. If you see a person with a facial problem (ie. a mole, big zit, etc.), keep staring at it and if they ask you what you're doing, just talk until you blurt out "HOLY CRAP THAT ZIT/MOLE IS BIG!"

130. Wait until everyone gets out, then go to random floors until the controls break.

131. Start talking like a hillbilly.

[KayLenny#7 offline]

132. Stage an act with a friend: Be standing on opposite sides of the elevator and wait for someone else to get in. Once the elevator begins to move, give your friend a nasty look and ask, "What are you lookin' at?" and then tackle him/her to the floor to make it look like you're in a fist fight.

[Lani offline]

133. When the elevator pulls to a stop when you're going dow, then jump! It'll feel like you're floating. But if you miss, then keep jumping.
134. Gather your friends who can't sing, get them sugar-high, then have them sing in the elevator with you.

[Dr. Ezra offline]

Sit in the corner of the elevator and talk to yourself.

[Hopperlyoko offline]

Start talking about a subject really really really fast!
Then the people will start getting annoyed...
Then.......................................................

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

139. Go to the bottom floor, push the button for the roof, and then ride all the way up

[Hopperlyoko offline]

140.Um...read a book...?

[Odd675 offline]

141: when i going to the elevator, prepare some pose of soldier, like the game F.E.A.R or SWAT 4 imaginating the hands just as weapon, like a rifle

[killermusic900 offline]

142. Look into your suitcase and whisper "do you have enough air in there?"

[Just_Jaine offline]

143. When someone walks in ask, "can you keep a seacret."

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

144)At youth group, we all hid in the elvator (We fit ten people in a 4X6X11 room!) And we're just going u[ and down and trying to see if when it goes up and bings and you jump it'll go down a few feet and back up, But we couldn't decide on to jump On or aftr the beep, so it went more ike *THUNKTHUNK!* And it was fun.

[mcrule offline]

um......laugh at them and then cry and say who the heck are you and why you looking at me....then repeat

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

146. Wait till a bunch of people get in, then release that "big one" you've been savin all day from the beans you ate the day before.

[5188148 offline]

147. Strip down to your boxers (guys only...wear a cup) and to the John Travolta to music from your Ipod that noone else can hear