Things To Do In An Elevator.

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Try to list as many funny(And Clean) things you can do in an elevator.


1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap
him on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push
the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if
they know what floor you're on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend.
After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's
your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,
then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the
elevator.

8 ) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets
on, ask if he has an appointment.

9) Lay down the Twister mat and ask people if they would
like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask
him if he can hear ticking.

11)Hum The Code Lyoko Theme song (Or any other theme song for that matter).

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12) Draw a square on the floor and tell other passengers that it is your "personal space"

13) Stand completely silent in a corner without moving and without getting off.

14) Wear a puppet and use it to "talk" to people

15) Lean against the button panel

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16) Sex.

17) Meditation.

18) Feel panic.

19) Stare at the elevator's mirror.

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20.Play really loud music, and start dancing wildly, asking other people to join.

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21) Walk in with a fake gun and a call phone and say "Yeah boss, I did the job for you."

22) FART!!!

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23.Act like a monkey.

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24. Walk in and don't turn around, just keep facing the back.

25. Bring a sketchpad and ask if people will pose for you.

26. Shout "I challenge you to a duel!" to everyone that gets on.

27. Boogie.

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28.Bring your dog, and let him loose, saying he doesn't belong to you.

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29. Before getting out, push every button on the panel.

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30. Give mean, nasty looks to people taking the elevator up or down only one floor (this does not apply to elderly or invalid passengers or passengers carrying heavy packages).

31. Take a skecth pad and do quick sketches of passengers without asking their permission.

32. (continuation of 24) When the elevator stops at your floor, walk out of it backward.

33. When the elevator stops at your floor, stop at the door and take a careful look out before exiting. After exiting, explain that a friend of yours died when he/she got out of an elevator and the building wasn't there.

34. When getting in or out of the elevator, walk like an Egyptian

35. Do a Michael Jackson spin and pose upon getting in the elevator (this would work better if you have a hat...)

36. When the elevator is going down, look at your watch a while, and then press the number for the next floor down (perferably the floor you want to get off on). When you get off, say, "Wait! This isn't the scanner room!"

P.S.: In response to #16

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37.Scream

38.Pretend you're dying.

39.Eat spinach, humming the theme to Popeye The Sailor Man.

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40. If you got stuck on a Sunday Morning, sing the Maroon 5 song.

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41.Jump up and down, saying that evil is trying to get in, and you must jump up and down to ward it off.

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42. Get your arm injured and make a girl help you with it.

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43. keep sticking your hand in the door to keep it from closing, preferrably, right before it closes

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44.Scream every time someone comes into the elevator.
45.Take a nap
46.Lie down on the floor saying "I can see the light at the end of this tunnel" over and over again.

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47) Scream "The sky is falling!" over and over until you reach your floor.

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48) Say to a person who comes inside an elevator: Welcome aboard!! (Lol, that's SamBlob quote, btw)

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49. Glare at everyone who enters the elevator, but never say anything to anybody

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51. Sing "Un Monde Sans Danger". (Or read it *shifty eyes* [/shameless plug])

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52) Sing "The Song that Never Ends"...and see if anyone recognizes what it's from. ^^;

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53) Comida mexicana...

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54) Give a hot chick a hug when she comes on and say "Youre the one millionth person to come on, and the hottest at that! HERE'S YOUR PRIZE!" and if she laughs, ask her out. If you get slapped, run before she calls the cops

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55TAlk loudly
56 laugh when someone comes in