RiverMouth Hotel & Villas: A LyokoFreak Enterprise

[SamBlob offline]

Can somebody help me get this hat off? It's stuck...

Certainly, sir! Now hold still... *lights blowtorch*

[YDV offline]

Good day, Sir; I am the manager of this establishment. How may I be of assistance?

I heard that there's no more Villas left. Are you telling me that you didn't save a room for the Prince of New Lyoko?! Are you sure you want to declare an act of war against my country's massive military, naval, air and space forces?!

PA 2: Pardon me, your Sirness. I strongly advise that you not declare war on the RiverMouth Hotel Company.

YD: And why not?

PA 2: *whispers* because we don't have enough funds to start a new campaign. do you know how hard it was to take over Canada?

YD: ...Oh. Right. -___-;

Hehe.. sorry about that. What would you suggest is the best suite that is not one of the villas? (And would you mind getting rooms for my assistants and secretaries? I'll pay for a temporary one floor building in the complex if you wish. They are very tired after the 5 hour jet ride to the Carribean. Um.. I hope you don't mind if I have my Royal Police force camp out in the parking lot.)

[Skysong offline]

*is tugging at x1's -censored- hat* Which way did the zombies go?

Because I do *not* want to learn that I got my grenade launcher out for nothing.

[MY85 offline]

Sky, shoot at Villa V, but from far distance.

[SamBlob offline]

Good day, Sir; I am the manager of this establishment. How may I be of assistance?

I heard that there's no more Villas left. Are you telling me that you didn't save a room for the Prince of New Lyoko?! Are you sure you want to declare an act of war against my country's massive military, naval, air and space forces?!

PA 2: Pardon me, your Sirness. I strongly advise that you not declare war on the RiverMouth Hotel Company.

YD: And why not?

PA 2: *whispers* because we don't have enough funds to start a new campaign. do you know how hard it was to take over Canada?

YD: ...Oh. Right. -___-;

Hehe.. sorry about that. What would you suggest is the best suite that is not one of the villas? (And would you mind getting rooms for my assistants and secretaries? I'll pay for a temporary one floor building in the complex if you wish. They are very tired after the 5 hour jet ride to the Carribean. Um.. I hope you don't mind if I have my Royal Police force camp out in the parking lot.)

I'm sorry, but we have no record of any reservation submitted on your behalf.

We have no suites. Just hotel rooms on the main building and villas on the grounds which, as has been said earlier, are all occupied.

We have always been a relatively small hotel. Perhaps one of the larger establishments in town can accommodate you in the manner to which you are accustomed. Had you booked in advance, we could have accommodated you very well in Villa I, but as it is, we have no suites and no available villas.

Otherwise, it is rumoured that there is a flying penthouse based in the hills inland, owned and operated by a gangsta named OBoy. He may be able to accommodate you in fine style... if you can find him...

[Razzi offline]

This is weird...and funny!

[SamBlob offline]

I have just arrived and would like to sample the restaurant menu.

I will have;

A pig, stuffed with chickens, with little steaks on its ears, and two flagons of wine.

Charge the bill to the Antefilms account.

TB3

PS: Shoudl the cheque bounce I am trained and willing to be employed, having spent two months as a waiter and 14 months as a supermarket cashier.

I'm sorry, we no longer have an account with Antefilms. We do have a blue plate special of fish and chips, though...

[YDV offline]

No record of reservation?

YD: *glares at Secretary 1*

Secretary 1: Er.. my liege.. I deepy, deeply apologize about my mistake in booking the trip--

YD: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!

Secretary 1: WHAT?! NO!! PLEASE!! Y-YOUR MAJESTY!!

YD: It's HIGHNESS. Now it's off with your head twice.*

PA 2: Sire. May I remind you that the Council made an amendment to the Constitution that made it illegal to execute Palace staff members. Remember?

YD: We have a Constitution?

PA 2: ...Yes. *sweatdrops*

...Right. Anyway. Um. How about room 333? (Please let it at least have a view..)

Secretary 1: What about US?!

YD: You're lucky I didn't have you executed.

Whole Palace Staff: ...meep.

*: It's considered high treason in New Lyoko to improperly address the Prince.

[TL.]

The SteamCastle lands in the hotel parking lot, crushing all vehicles in sight. Including the private jet of the Prince of New Lyoko. Eddy, the controller of the castle, exits the Castle and approaches the reception.

Eddy: Do you have any free rooms for the night? The castle developed a major pressure leak over Trinidad and I need a place to sleep while my men find the source.

Eddy: I would like a room looking over the parking lot. I like to know my SteamCastle is in the same place I left it. Don't want anyone stealing it. Charge the room to my Benerfactor, the O'Hara foundation in America.

[SamBlob offline]

*on phone*
Hello, Colonel Graham? Yes, I need your help. You see, I'm managing a hotel here in the Caribbean and things have got remarkably silly. A flying castle has just flattened all the vehicles in our parking lot, including a vintage Stutz Bearcat racing car, a demented monarch is demanding a room that doesn't exist, and someone is trying either to take over or to blow up the hotel, I'm not sure which. Oh, yes, and there are zombies walking across the compound and off a cliff into the sea. Could you please stop by and restore some order so that things won't be *quite* this silly? Thank you. I knew I could count on you...

[Skysong offline]

Samblob, you're a genius.

*cocks grenade launcher... or whatever* But *I* get first dibs on the zombies.

*begins blasting* ...Oops. I can pay for that.

[Exploder offline]

I'd like a room please. Do you offer internet serivce? I need to catch up on some business *hides LF.net on laptop*. And please tell the owner of the large castle that I scratched his paint opening my door. *slaps credit card on counter* Charge the repair cost on me.

[bduddy offline]

Hey, uhh.... can you stop shooting at Villa V? I'm trying to investigate here!
*begins staring at wall of villa*

[TL.]

*on phone*
Oh, yes, and there are zombies walking across the compound and off a cliff into the sea.

Eddy walks up to the reception wearing his jetpack..

Eddy: You bartender told that you're having problems with Zombies. I'll get in contact with the Zombie filmmaker George A Romero. With his 38 years of experience, he'll know how to deal with them.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I off to find the Island of: *camera zooms in on face* DR. NO! *Uses jetpack to fly off to the sea towards the morning sunrise*

[Exploder offline]

*looks out window to see car crushed* WTF??? Ok, who's the wise guy with the jet?

[Sanji offline]

*walks back through lobby with ahnds in pockets, smoking a cigarette*

*puffs and walks through to kitchen, totally silent*

[TL.]

*Eddy returns from the Island of Dr. No, carrying the metal hands of the Doctor.*

Eddy: Handy *Sniggers* I can use these as spares for my own metallic hand! *See the wreak of steamCastle*

Eddy: I'm going to kill the block that blew that up! It’s a vintage from 1866! *Scans forum*
Eddy: *Finds that Skysong is responsible* STEAM TROPPERS! ATTACK!
*The last remaining armour clad troopers exit the Castle's remains*


*Skysong hides behind SamBlod*

Eddy: *Resisting the order to open fire* Mustn't...shoot...the manager! What...would...Captain Kirk do?

[HvonM offline]

*sitting in a comfortable reclining chair by the fireplace inside Villa II and reading a newspaper*

*looks outside the window and sighs*

[Agent_Marquez offline]

*is hungry and goes to the kitchen*

[TL.]

*Steam troopers still facing off with Skysong*


*Eddy sits nearby, building a new steamball from lint, gum and loo paper.*
Eddy: What to do? Let Skysong go...or listen to the evil voices in my head?

[Sanji offline]

*cooks italian food for Marquez and sends him on his way*

[Agent_Marquez offline]

Thanks, Sanji!