Vending Machine III: Revenge of the Manufacturers

[Colinahscopy offline]

You get a hurricane.

I put in a thumb tack

[axslayer33 offline]

You get Sissi rubbing her ass after sitting on it.

I put in glue on Sissi's chair.

[Colinahscopy offline]

You get a stuck Sissi

I put in a stapler

[TheAppleFreak]

You get a broken laptop.

I put in this image of Obama and McCain.

[LadyLucy offline]

You get Obama turning around and hitting McCain on the head....

I put in a dead bird...

[Colinahscopy offline]

You get Drinky Crow

I put in an empty water bottle

[LadyLucy offline]

You get a melted plastic mess

I put in a microphone...

[axslayer33 offline]

You get break dance mania.

I put in Sissi stuck to a chair.

[Colinahscopy offline]

You get a bottle of glue.

I put in my MacBook

[LadyLucy offline]

You get a green apple wearing a mac hat

I put in a jack in the box....

[Colinahscopy offline]

You get a Jack of Diamonds

I put in a camera

[axslayer33 offline]

You get Hiroki's merchandise.

I put in a screwdriver.

[LadyLucy offline]

You get Doctor Who's epic sonic magic screwdriver thingy of DOOM!!!! (or what ever it's called...)

I put in a soda.

[axslayer33 offline]

You get wine.

I put in wine.

[LadyLucy offline]

You get a big purple stain on your shirt

I put in a tulip.

[axslayer33 offline]

You get the entire country of Holland.

I try to shove Sissi in.

[LadyLucy offline]

You get a very angry robot with designer clothes and waaaay too much perfume

I put in a thundercloud.

[axslayer33 offline]

You get Thor.

I put in a hamster, superglue, and a copy of the anarchist's cookbook.

(Jw...is the point of TVM III numbering, see what breaks the machine? Or has the thread just died 3 times?)

[LadyLucy offline]

You get a monster hamster with the hammer as it's tail and it can breathe fire thanks to the cookbook.

I put in my cat who won't leave me the frick alone..... ^^; (I luvz him thoughz.....don't hurts him....)

[axslayer33 offline]

You get fluffy cats galore.

I put in Yumi with a tentacle-roots plant.

[LadyLucy offline]

You get a bunch of tiny chopped of pieces of still wriggling vine....

I put in a cookie...

[TheAppleFreak]

You get a pile of cookie crumbs back.

I put in my phone.

(Also, ax, one of the long standing traditions on LF is to close and lock threads after they hit 1,000 posts, or at 41 pages. This thread has had two predecessors before the current one.)

[Colinahscopy offline]

You get an imploded phone battery

I put in my Blue Microphone

[axslayer33 offline]

You get a red speaker.

I put in a bra.

(Ah, gotcha. Therefore this is about halfway there)

[LadyLucy offline]

You get two grapefruits and some duck tape

I put in a smoke bomb.