Vending Machine III: Revenge of the Manufacturers

[SilverPrince offline]

You get good karma.

I put in 5 Lyoko Freak Dollars.

[Carth]

You get a Kronkburger. With cheese.

I put in my good karma.

[SilverPrince offline]

Redeem this coupon in the Corrupt a Wish thread for one free, uncorrupted wish. Coupon is invalid if wish breaks any city, state, national or international law.

I put in a can of coke and a bag of Pop Rocks.

[Carth]

It would be helpful if someone could post in the Corrupt a Wish game so I could redeem my coupon. UM ANYWAY.

The Vending Machine explodes.

I put a piece of the vending machine into the new vending machine.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get angry manufacturers, like in the title.

I put in my calculator.

[Carth]

You get a Bulbasaur.

I put in a Mew- as in a small pink Pokemon, not a lovely Admin.

[Stonecreek]

(How do you know they're not one and the same?)

You get a horde of people following it in, chanting "GGotta catch them all!"

I put in a set of golf clubs...

[Carth]

(That would be wonderful and amazing.)

You get a week off from work to use them.

I put in a kitten.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get tackled by Secret Service agents. And President Obama roundhouse kicks his way out of the vending machine, destroying it.

I replace the vending machine.

(Times vending machine destroyed: 2)

[Carth]

It breaks again. So much for your investment.

I replace the vending machine, and take all the change in the next poster's pocket.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Well, you won't be getting change, but here, have a *CENSOR*.

8DD

I put in that frilly pair of red underwear I stole from someone's grandmother. 8D
Mm, smells like geritol.

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

You get the granny panties that were created when Oolong wish-jacked Emperor Pilaf way back in the original Dragonball.

I put in the Toonami afternoon block, circa 2003.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

… That pair he wore on his head, right?
Awesome~

You get a sliver of my childhood, d'aw.

I put in the Video Girl Ai OST I that just downloaded, ah~ nostalgia… and anime an eight-year-old shouldn't have watched~

[Carth]

You get the Code Lyoko Subdigitals CD~ A show a twelve-year-old shouldn't have watched~

I put in a zombie horde.

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

You get my BOOMSTICK. Shop Smart - Shop S-Mart!

I put in a giant ball of orange goo made out of Central Park concert attendees.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get a giant ball of orange yarn.

I put in the term "epic fail" in the hopes that it won't ever come out again and people will stop saying it.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

You get the term “nuclear bombâ€

[SilverPrince offline]

You get the song "Single Ladies" by Beyonce which is also overplayed. At least it is if you watched the most recent episode of the awesome television series Glee.

I put in sugar, spice, and everything nice.

[Carth]

You get The Powerpuff Girls! (The Vending Machine runs on Chemical X.)

I put in a Wall-E plush.

[Stonecreek]

(Those exist?!?!)

I steal it, and you get nothing. Sorry.

I put in the second chapter of Carth's Five, which doesn't appear to need much beta work at all...

[Carth]

You get a voice which shouts "ASDFGHJKL". Uh. Somehow. How many times has Five been in the machine now? Like, ten?

(Yes, they do! I've had one in my room since around the time the movie came out. 83)

I put in a CD on my desk labled "Code Lyoko- 60-65".

[Stonecreek]

You get another funny episode review in the Episode Discussion subforum.

I put in the two plates of brownies that coworkers brought in tonight...

[Asantewaalrus offline]

You get get two empty plates and Asa with a stomach ache.

I put in my stomach ache. D ;

[Carth]

You get some regurgitated brownies!

I put in the Eye of XANA.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get the Eye of Horus, better known as that "Egyptian eye looking thing".

I put in a can of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup.