Vending Machine III: Revenge of the Manufacturers

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

You get a reprimand for lies spread about me in BKO...Sorry, still a little touchy. You get a green hat.

I put in a Super Missile Tank.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get a Scorpion from Halo: CE.

I put in my upcoming demise. If I don't post again ever, my brother can have my computer. He just needs to crack my password.

[X L offline]

(I bet your password is Apple or Applefreak )

You get a new car!Made entirely of cardboard that is not street legal anywhere and has no actual value so you cannot sell it.

I put in a recycling bin (which i suggest you put to good use Apple)

[SilverPrince offline]

You get a bear hug from Al Gore.

I put in a Hot Pocket.

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

You get 30 minutes of Jim Gaffigan's comedy routine.

I put in three Fig Newtons.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get crumbs.

I put in my sarcasm.

[SilverPrince offline]

You have sarcasm? The vending machine is shocked.

I put in a bottle of Gatorade.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get flavored sweat.

I put in thousand-mistress.

[X L offline]

You get a question mark since i dont know what that is.

I put in a Propane Tank

[Carth]

You get diesel fuel.

I put in a Glee Club.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get a golf club.

I put in the Finder.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get Lost.

I put in a newspaper.

[desincarnation offline]

You get "Kadic News".

I put in ChibItalia.

[Carth]

You get World War I. All of World War I.

I put in a mobile phone.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get an angry science teacher. You see, according to vending machine policies, all mobile phones have got to be turned off before entering the machine.

I put in the color chartreuse.

[X L offline]

You get the color Sapphire

I put in Super Cow



...and my old username "XanaduMasterVirus"

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

You get Boneless Chicken. Also, your GamerTag randomly defaults to "Red Guy."

I put in a day's worth of Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN Stamina.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get a day's worth of adrenaline.

I put in the ^, <, v game.
It wasn't until a little while ago that I learned how to play it. I feel stupid.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get the Vending Machine game.

I put in the Universe.

[Carth]

You get yourself. The Universe revolves around it.

I put in Franz Hopper's glasses. Both pairs. Make of that what you will.

[SilverPrince offline]

The Universe splits into four pieces.

I put in two giant bandaids for the Universe, as well as a new vending machine.

Times Vending Machine destroyed: 3
Times Universe destroyed: 1

[Carth]

Wait, the Apocalypse? Suddenly I care.

You get a repaired Universe. Take good care of it.

I put in the drabble threads.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get the caption contest threads.

I put in this defective memory card reader.

[Gadget offline]

You Get a RAID storage device

It is time, I shall tread where no Lyoko Fan dares to tread
I shall put in a Stack of DVDs with a back up of XANA on them.

[Carth]

The Vending Machine is infected. What have you done?

I put in Aelita, she'll fix it.