Things Aelita should do / not do while in South Park

[Lyoko Wario offline]

Inspired by this topic, these are the things Aelita should be aware of during her stay in South Park.

First of all, don't eat the chili. For the love of all that is pure and holy, don't eat the chili.

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

- Never do any sort of science project under the supervision of Mr(s). Garrison.
- Avoid sudden art shifts unless they involve weapons. With that particular exception, they just don't work as well as they do at home.
- Pursue a lesbian relationship at the earliest opportunity. Otherwise, despite the fact that you are biologically a girl, the fanbase WILL make you yaoi bait. SOMEHOW.
- Go Mormon. We're not sure why Heaven works this way here, it just does. If you have conscientious objections to religious conversion, at least invest in a PSP.
- Avoid direct eye or other contact with Eric Cartman. Though this will probably be mutual, depending on whether pink hair counts as ginger.
- Avoid the High School Musical trilogy. This is important advice EVERYWHERE YOU GO. Even if you're not Aelita.
- If you forget your towel, a replacement will provide itself. Just don't get high with it, and make sure its memoirs do nothing to betray its towel-ness.
- If you misplace your underpants, negotiate for a commensurate cut of the profit.
- Whatever you do, KEEP AL GORE THE (BKO) AWAY FROM IMAGINATIONLAND.