The Magical Story

[TheAppleFreak]

I am really, really bored, and I saw an idea for this on my school's forums.
Basically, one person begins the story, leaves off at a certain point, and then lets everyone else finish it.

I'll begin.

Once upon a time, Joe the Plumber met Franz Hopper....


Continue it from here, please.

[Lyoko Wario offline]

...and Franz Hopper says, "Hey there! Say, you wouldn't happen to be contributing much to society, would you? No? Didn't think so. Hey, why don't you come with me? I'm working on a brand-new top secret experiment of dubious morality, and I'm in bad need of a human guinea pig."

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

"That depends: under your proposed tax plan, will I have to pay more of my wages from laboratory testing than I currently do with the small business I intend to own?" Joe replied.