The CL Kids Ask You! (READ RULES)

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Andy Waltfeld: TV Tropes. Read it. Learn it. Become Dangerously Genre Savvy.

Ulrich: Do any of you get that strange feeling where you've just wrapped up whatever it is you're doing, then there's a random eyecatch of you or one of your friends, then it's a few minutes/hours later when the next important thing happens?

[Lyoko Wario offline]

Planet Cool: Dude, tell me about it. That happens to me all the time. Why, just the other day, my buds and I were walking into our Art Appreciation class, and the funny guy in our group cracked a pun about neo-classicist implasto. Then the sensible girl made a comment that was even funnier in a sublime and sophisticated way, and then we all burst out laughing in tandem. A logo for the production company danced into the screen and all of us waited in a state of suspended animation until lunchtime the next day. Weird.

Yumi: "why do the people in your world have such tiny, tiny foreheads, hmm?"

[Sithking Zero offline]

Sithking Zero: We're just better looking that wa... no! NO!!! DON'T PUNISH ME WITH YOUR SUPERIOR BRAINS!!! GYAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

Aelita: Does your world have quantum computers yet?

[Carth]

Carth: Quantum whatiwhats? There might be one in a military base somewhere...I don't know. I'm not that tech-savvy.

Odd: You guys don't have Hospital of Horrors? Geez, what do you watch on TV?

[Sithking Zero offline]

Sithking Zero: ... we watch Code: Lyoko...^^*

Yumi: is your world as weird as ours?

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Andy Waltfeld: Weird enough for us to get our kicks watching you guys.

Jeremy: Ground Control to Major TOM, your signal's dead, there's something wrong! Can you hear me, Major TOM? Can you hear me, Major TOM? Can you hear me, Major TOM?

[Taelia offline]

Taelia: Hey, Jim. What do ya think of Suzanne?

[DeadViolet offline]

Jim: I....I think she's very......pretty. *blush* Don't tell anyone I said that, okay?

Me: Hey, Jeremie, do you like 80's music?

[Sithking Zero offline]

Uhhh... Taelia, this is the "The characters ask YOU" thread. Not "You ask the characters." We're supposed to answer, not ask.

[Carth]

Thus the giant READ RULES bumper. But, mistakes happen. Don't worry. I think the other thread needs revival...maybe that's what caused the confusion.

Anyway, restart.

Kankrelat: Squeek? Squeek squeek squeek? (Hi, friends! Am I doing a good job?)

[HiddenWatcher offline]

HiddenWatcher: Well, just by living long enough to ask that question you beat the odds. Keep doing what you're doing and you may live to appear in a swarm to cause a minor inconvenience some episode.

Franz Hopper: Say, could I speak to some of your scientists? I think I have some fascinating insights to offer them. In exchange I'd like to know more about this so-called 'event horizon'.

[Sithking Zero offline]

Sithking Zero: You could... but your appearance, especially since (in our world) you're a fictitious character, might raise more answers than you could provide.

Taelia: Where am I?

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

AB: OOOOO HAY, it's the ONESHOT CHARACTER. Let's all poke it, throw our heads back, and laugh!

Sorry, Taelia... You're in purgatory.


Aelita: ... WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

[Sciron offline]

5CR: Us...or him? *points to random person* If you mean him, he's your long lost cousin on your uncle's side twice removed.

Ulrich: So what do you guys do when you're bored...

[matsumo itsu offline]

we either talk about code lyoko or play a code lyoko game or watch code lyoko. or we go to lyoko.

[HiddenWatcher offline]

Odd: So, do you guys have anything in your world that we could make into a TV show and watch it?

[Sithking Zero offline]

SKZ: Honestly, not to my knowledge, no. I mean, the stuff we make about our own world's pretty brutally awful, Not to mention sorta boring... but then again, I know nothing of your world. So what's good TV in your world might be bad in ours, and vice-versa.

[Lyoko Wario offline]

Odd: Hey, if our lives are a show in your world... does that mean I have... fangirls!?

[Carth]

Carth: Of course you do. 8D

Hiroki: Hey, hey! Is Pokemon Diamond out yet in your universe? If it is, can I get an advance copy?

[Lyoko Wario offline]

PC: Don't ask me, kid. I was hating Pokémon before hating Pokémon was cool.

Nicolas: Hey, you guys! Is your refrigerator running? (snickers)

[Carth]

Carth: Nope, but yours is. *snickers as Nicolas runs off*

Aelita: No one will tell me...where do babies come from?

[HiddenWatcher offline]

HiddenWatcher: Oh, come on. I'm really supposed to believe you know the formula behind the growth of tree branches but not that? Oh, well, here goes:
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they perform a certain act which results in fusion of two haploid cells into a single zygote, which then possesses human DNA. If left alone, it will begin a nine-month gestation period during which the zygote splits into more cells. The clump of cells eventually begins to develop organs, arms and legs, and even a brain. At the end of the nine month period, the child exits the womb in an extremely painful and gross process.
Hope that helps.

Sissi: Okay, I understand why everyone hates William. But why does everybody hate me?

[TheAppleFreak]

TheAppleFreak: You are obnoxious, loud, a spoiled pain in the butt, and you try to steal Ulrich away from Yumi using underhand, dirty tactics. Does that answer your question?

Antea: *gasps for air* Ok, I think I'm somewhere in the city... *breaks into a storage closet, holding a shovel and a pickaxe.* Why am I in a storage closet with a girl who looks a lot like Aelita and an African-American girl with a skateboard?

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Andy Waltfeld: Oh, that's the MoonScoop Group's little scheme to claim tax credits for providing low-income housing. Pay them no mind.

Jeremy: Who is this Lan Hikari fellow, and how can I challenge him to a hack-off?

[TheAppleFreak]

TheAppleFreak: You can't. He is really Jack DeSena and has much more important things to do with his time. (I just made that up, but I'm going to meet him tomorrow) (woot)

Jim: Why can't I get a date with Suzanne? And what does RGT mean? She calls me that every time...
Or it may be Odd... I dunno...

What was I going to say?