ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Lyoko Wario offline]

Another favorite internet game, originally spotted (by me) on the Rare Witch Project.

I think the rules are pretty self-explanatory. The first person asks a stupid question about anything at all, (serious or legitimately engaging questions strictly forbidden) and then the next person posts a stupid answer that makes the question even more hilarious. For an example, let us turn to everyone's favorite animated sitcom father:

Question: why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Answer: because you touch yourself at night.

I'll start out: why was CL pulled off the air?

[Saphire-089 offline]

"why was CL pulled off the air?"
Because we haven't been eating enough bananas.

Why do we have microwaves, but no macrowaves?

[Mewberries151]

Uh...guys? We already have one of these...

Please make sure you check the backlogs before creating new threads. ^^; It helps to cut down on duplicates. Thanks!

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