If Life Were Like an OS...

[Kamekai offline]

Meh, we need a new game. Spawned from this XKCD Comic. xd This is mainly for the computer nerds, others will not find it funny at all. You have been forewarned.


1. Authority wouldn't be an issue. (Linux)

2. Anyone who performs an illegal operation will simply be put to sleep. Prison expenses will decrease greatly. (Windows)

[Jeremified offline]

If you try to harm the government, everything stops and restarts. (Windows, BSOD)

[Kamekai offline]

4. Normal people could not make any major changes to the government, no matter how many of them signed a petition. (Multiple OS)

[Tangent128 offline]

5. You can add to the laws of physics, but if you apply too many rules at once, everything blows up. (Classic Mas OS)

6. To go to sleep, you have to drink coffee. (Windows Start Menu)

7. You jump into the Trash Can to leave the house. (Macs in general)

8. You can clone yourself to have children, but they die before you. (Any POSIX system)

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

To close shop for the day you must order three things at once. (Microsoft any will do…)