1001 tips for ruling the world!

[TheAppleFreak]

63. Create a popular line of toys with a brain-controlling microchip in them, deliver them to every household in the world and give them to the homeless on the street, and on Christmas, I send out a signal to the microchips to remote-control their brains and wipe their brains of all thoughts except to worship me. And no matter what they learn, they will always worship me as an idol. THeir offspring will also inherit this trait, and no one will be able to stop me (except North Korea, because they are Commies who won't let anyone in or out).

[Sithking Zero offline]

64. On my fortress of darkness, there will be no super-massive, eighty-foot tall stone doors. Smaller ones are less impressive, but easier to close in an emergency.

[HiddenWatcher offline]

65. Annihilate the Evil Overlord List and everyone who reads it. Don't want anyone knowing where I get all my good ideas.

66. Ask yourself this: 'would I be happy if my archenemy had a heart attack and died on the spot?' If your answer is anything but 'Whoo! Let's party!', you've been in the business too long. Get out while you still can.

[TheAppleFreak]

67. Set out a bout of the flu that annihilates the world masses, and once everyone but yourself is dead, well, PARTY!!!

[TheLQ offline]

68: All i have to say is NUKES!!! I'll let your imagination take it from here
69: Become Xana and take over all the leaders of the world.

[TheAppleFreak]

70: Take over the Internet and make people pay us to use the internet...

[yumi_shinoda offline]

71: Get rid of ALL bullies!!!!!!!!
72: Be your own leader

[TheAppleFreak]

73. Become the Pope, and then make Christianity into your own religion which people can't leave.

[yumi_shinoda offline]

74. Wreck your arch enemy's house using nuclear missiles
75. Make Earth a world without danger.
76. Eliminate all evil beings!