Ask the CL kids

[Tangent128 offline]

I built robots, mostly; I tried sending them to parallel universes, but I never could find out if they made it safely. They left this universe, anyway.

Yumi: So, are you more of a dog or cat person?

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

Yumi: Kitty! *clears throat and walks away*

Odd: Have you ever actually paid attention to what you eat?

[Malkmusian offline]

Odd: Yeah. I'm on the Atkins Diet.

Aerosmooth: I'm asking you again...please answer me! Who are you?

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

Aerosmooth: Look behind you...

Odd: So why the Atkins Diet?

[Malkmusian offline]

Odd: Bacon. I'd like to shake hands with...I can't say that.

Bush next to manhole: Do you know the secret?

[SilverPrince offline]

Bush: Well, I know those kids go down that manhole a lot, and a good friend of mine, an elm near that old Renault factory tells me he's seen them there. But no one knows what they really do. Penny the Pine, she's so loony, she thinks there's a bug computer and a virtual world in there.

Ulrich: Read any good books lately?

[sentai offline]

Ulrich: yes actually three kinds, lets see theres fighting (Pencak Silat), Dating, and Cooking so i can help Odd perfect some recipes.



Jim: is there something that you would like to talk about

[Carth]

Jim: Well, you see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very very much...

Posessed William: Can you say anything other than YAAAAAAAAAAAR?

[SilverPrince offline]

Xanaliam: Go! Get him! Attack! Argh! *grunt* and... uh... that's about it.

XANA: Besides trying to destroy humanity, what are your hobbies?

[Carth]

XANA: I knit. Sometimes. (How do you think I make those shiny uniforms for my human captives?)

Jeremie: Have you ever heard of a little concept called a "T-Shirt"?

[SilverPrince offline]

Jeremie: Well, yes, but my arms are actually heavily tattooed. My savior, Jesus Christ is on my right arm, and on the left is a snake, representing the Devil. You see, I got them in prison. I got busted at the age of 11 for hacking into Canadian national secrets. Their very touchy about their nukes- I mean, uh... mooses. Anyway, so I wouldn't get beat up in prison, I got relgious prison tattoos.

Sissi: Have you ever considered surgery for your stupidity? Cosmetic operations can make you look smart, at least.

[Taelia offline]

Sissi: You're worse than Odd! (slams door in your face)

Aelita: Any chance you'll ever find your father and mother again?

[Carth]

[size=0]@422: I'm kind of sorry I asked...[/size]

Aelita: I'm never going to give up hope...but I'm not too sure about chances.

Clone William: What's two plus two? OwO

[SilverPrince offline]

Clone William: Um... uh... *whispers to Jeremie* What is it? *Jeremie holds up four fingers, Clone William counts* It's seven!

Odd: Ever keep stuff hidden in that hair of yours?

[Tangent128 offline]

Odd: No! Kiwi, stop moving!

Jeremie: How come we don't hear more about this?

[Carth]

Jeremie: Uh...YOU SAW NOTHING *hits buttons, RTTP occurs*

Yolande/Dorothy: So...what IS your name?

[SilverPrince offline]

The Nurse chick: Um... well... it's technically Daniel. But once I finish the surgery, I will finally be the Yolande I've always been on the inside!

CEO of Renault-Nissan Corporation: So... why did you abandon the factory on the Seine in Boulogne-Billancourt anyway?

[Tangent128 offline]

CEO: Because the place was in Seine! Buh-dum kish!

Blok: So, are you still going steady with the WCC?

[Malkmusian offline]

CEO of Renault-Nissan Corporation: We found out that this house was a lot better to hold all of our obsolete germ bombs. However, a mountain destroyed them and the city of Glendale. Next thing I know, we can't buy the factory back because it was occupied by people under the age of 18.

The Pop-Rock Progressives: So what genre do you play? Do you plan on letting Aelita into your group? Why do you let Yumi sing?

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

*Blok has suicided. Apparently the cake really was a lie.*

Jeremy: A question for the PRP? We've been on hiatus so long I really don't know how to answer that. But we may be able to retool "Mystery Girl" into a duet and have Aelita provide some backup lyrics.

Odd: If I make a Yellow Snowcone with a purple patch, how will it taste?

[Carth]

Odd: Like nothing I'd wanna taste. Never trust any sort of yellow frozen thing...

Franz Hopper: How does it feel, being compared to Chuck Norris?

[SilverPrince offline]

Franz Hopper: I find it very humorous. I hate to break this to you, children, but my eyes aren't anything special. See? *Franz takes off his glasses. The Universe promptly explodes*

Al Gore: So, are you aware that French people have put virtual worlds in your Internet?

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

Al Gore: What!? I demand to know who's doing this!!!!

Ulrich: What's your least favorite part about going to school with Sisi?

[Carth]

Ulrich: Are you implying that I had any favorite parts about going to school with Sissi to begin with? >:(

Franz Hopper: Have you ever killed anybody?

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

Franz Hopper: No. *starts RTTP*

Ulrich: Please don't be angry but besides the fact that she's your stalker, what else do you hate about her?