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Postby SilverPrince » Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:54 pm

Viruses? Franz Hopper laughs at your viruses. Franz simply wills that your computer or toaster or other household item be effed up, and it becomes so.
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Postby Carth » Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:35 pm

When were they ever not effed up? Only Franz Hopper can have a perfect system. Or toaster.
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Postby ODDCHEEZY » Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:50 pm

or robot monkey!!!
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Postby sentai » Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:54 pm

Franz Hopper has never lived, it was just his ghost
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Postby Tangent128 » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:05 pm

Franz Hopper can host a Replika on a digital watch in his sleep. Awake, he can host a Replika on an hourglass.
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Postby Malkmusian » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:07 pm

Franz Hopper can make the world's best YouTube Poop and Flash Poop without using CD-i, Mario, Sonic, or any material at all.
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Postby ODDCHEEZY » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:35 pm

He doesn't need to know karate. Jacky Chan screams like a girl at the sight of him. *no offense to the dude*
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Postby Carth » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:46 pm

Franz Hopper can shoot a man by pointing at them and shouting "BANG!". (No word on how he can shoot a woman.)

Franz Hopper can rap and not look stupid at the same time.
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Postby sentai » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:32 am

goblins are real
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Postby Tangent128 » Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:23 am

sentai wrote:goblins are real
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Postby Sithking Zero » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:53 pm

There is no chin behind his beard, there is only a third fist. Want to know why that sounds familiar? Because FRANZ HOPPER IS CHUCK NORIS' FATHER.
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Postby ODDCHEEZY » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:24 pm

WarGreymon Zero wrote:There is no chin behind his beard, there is only a third fist. Want to know why that sounds familiar? Because FRANZ HOPPER IS CHUCK NORIS' FATHER.


OK... You sound like a guy in my German class... :scared:

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Postby Sithking Zero » Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:27 am

ODDCHEEZY wrote:
WarGreymon Zero wrote:There is no chin behind his beard, there is only a third fist. Want to know why that sounds familiar? Because FRANZ HOPPER IS CHUCK NORIS' FATHER.


OK... You sound like a guy in my German class... :scared:

Franz Hopper Is his own band, cell phone company, AND tv provider.


Yeah... regreting the Chuck Noris referance now...

Franz Hopper is part of a Daily Balanced Breakfast.
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Postby SilverPrince » Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:07 pm

Franz Hopper knows how many licks it takes to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop.

Franz Hopper is the judge, jury, and executioner.

"Franz Hopper" is illegal to say in 17 countries, 37 out of 50 of the United States, and 4 Canadian provinces and 1 territory.
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Postby Harold22 » Sun Mar 09, 2008 5:46 pm

:music: When your PC crashes, and there's an evil virus! Who ya conna call? FRANZ HOPPER! :music:
Yes its not that catchy...
His eyes are made out of computer code, which is so complex thats why his eyes are so scary and shocking.
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Postby Carth » Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:22 pm

Lyoko422 wrote:Franz Hopper knows how many licks it takes to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop.

Franz Hopper is the judge, jury, and executioner.

"Franz Hopper" is illegal to say in 17 countries, 37 out of 50 of the United States, and 4 Canadian provinces and 1 territory.


Maryland and Michigan are two of the 13 where it is legal. The other eleven? There are no other eleven.

Franz Hopper used the RTTP to teach Konrad Zuse how to build the first programmable computer in the 40s. However, he told him to make it the size of a large room as a joke.
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Postby SilverPrince » Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:38 pm

There is no such thing as 11. There are only 1 and 0. And also pi. These are the only numbers Franz needs, so he got rid of all the rest by looking at them.

Waldo Schaeffer is actually the alias. The mere mention of the true name of Franz Hopper made even the most skilled hackers faint andf the most secure computers fail, so he had to go by something completely different.
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Postby ODDCHEEZY » Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:10 pm

Franz Hopper...need I say more?... :no:
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Postby Reesane » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:34 pm

Franz Hopper is the person who scores in the 100th percentile on your aptitude tests.

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Postby ODDCHEEZY » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:39 pm

I got it! I think...All I know is that I have a genius IQ that I don't use... Oh wait that's an IQ test... :blush:
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Postby SilverPrince » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:47 pm

Reesane wrote:Franz Hopper is the person who scores in the 100th percentile on your aptitude tests.

(If anyone understands this joke, they get a cookie....)

I think I get it. The highest anyone can get on those kinds of tests is the 99th percentile. Unless you're Franz Hopper.
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Postby Reesane » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:49 pm

Lyoko422 wrote:
Reesane wrote:Franz Hopper is the person who scores in the 100th percentile on your aptitude tests.

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I think I get it. The highest anyone can get on those kinds of tests is the 99th percentile. Unless you're Franz Hopper.


*Someone* has to be at the top.

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Postby Arcangel613 » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:19 pm

Franz Hopper once took his family on a trip to the virgin islands...

...When Franz left they were renamed "the islands".
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Postby ODDCHEEZY » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:25 pm

... Uh... I don get it...

Franz Hopper is an illegal drug.
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Postby Malkmusian » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:46 pm

Franz Hopper really shot R. Budd Dwyer. It just seemed like suicide.
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