101 Things YOU Can Do For LyokoFreak!

[Gauntlet offline]

Freaks, buddies, companions, lend me your ears... - William Shakespeare, some old guy who introduced a good two thousand words to the English language. Slightly paraphrased <s>for my convenience</s>.


I stop at 101, in the topic subject, because our numbers are dwindling. The reign of LyokoFreak is slowly coming to an end as the days of Code: Lyoko are closing in production. The Seasons will not last much longer, for they are all but reused scenes, unnatural lines, generic storylines, overall lack of fandom, and ABOMINATION! By decree of RhyStephMewism, ahem, I propose we create a list of actions. LyokoFreak has suffered long enough with the incessant whining of the plague they call MakeYourself85. <s>Oh God, he's going to kill me!</s>. Long has LyokoFreak suffered from the tears, whimpers, and squeals of fear from others, as the imminent closing of Code: Lyoko draws nearer. Fear not, for with this thread, we will find new ways to spread the glory of LyokoFreak.

1. Tack an advertisement for LyokoFreak on an old woman's back. Yes, you must touch the old woman who's talking to her dog. Her dead dog.

2. Staple LyokoFreak's URL on your forehead. People at school will notice, and they'll remember to visit the site as you lay before your third period classroom, rendered unconscious from the copious amounts of blood loss.

3. Strangle televangelist Robert Tilton. No one likes his broadcasts anyways. No cheap plug required. Yet. As the media comes to swarm and congratulate you, mention LyokoFreak. Hallelujah!


I leave the rest to you, fellow LyokoFreaks.

"Ask not what LyokoFreak can do you for you, but what you can do for LyokoFreak!" -- I should probably pass on the distasteful joke.

Edit: Awful typo in the JKF quote that completely butchered the sentence.

[Malkmusian offline]

4. Get a better forum!
5. Elect TB3 as president of the USA!
6. Actually get CL after the Simpsons on FOX.

[Carth]

First of all, you get seventy jillion Made of Win points for that intro there.

Second-

7. Go on LF during class! (I do this a lot, for instance, right now.)
8. Label RhyStephMewism as your official language on all forms that ask.
9. Use CL graphics on other forums.
10. Post stuff, dangit!
11. Somehow go back in time, break into Moonscoop, and rewrite all teh scripts, filling in plot holes and making them pwn. I can dream, can't I?

[Gauntlet offline]

12. Watermark Code: Lyoko episode downloads with LyokoFreak! Woo! It's our creation, therefore, we can mark it as our own! Yarr! Piracy at its finest.

13. Send spam advertisements to people on different forums. We'll get the name of LyokoFreak out that way for sure--people will hate us, and thus, will post a lot more here, proclaiming their intense contempt for us. The logic is magnificent.

14. Demonstrate your appreciation for LyokoFreak by publicly announcing your new religion--RhyStephMewism. As the Christians burn you in effigy, God strikes you down for being a vain imbecile, and the media makes a laughing stock of you, LyokoFreak will get tons of visitors within the hour!

15. Make the Subdigitals a real band! As you're singing for thousands during a live performance by MTV, the song recording will skip violently, revealing your secret of lip/instrument-syncing to horrible music. Go directly to jail. Do not pass "Go". Do not collect $200 dollars. After you're out of the slammer, just before your amazing comeback album--annnd since this is a kid's show and death is not appropriate (though excessive amounts of blood and violence are acceptable)--proclaim death by popping several prescription drugs, which are, in actuality, gumdrops. Media sensation!

(12 and 15--any ideas what these are referring to?)

[Malkmusian offline]

12. Watermark Code: Lyoko episode downloads with LyokoFreak! Woo! It's our creation, therefore, we can mark it as our own! Yarr! Piracy at its finest.

13. Send spam advertisements to people on different forums. We'll get the name of LyokoFreak out that way for sure--people will us, and thus, will post a lot more here, proclaiming their intense contempt for us. The logic is magnificent.

14. Demonstrate your appreciation for LyokoFreak by publicly announcing your new religion--RhyStephMewism. As the Christians burn you in effigy, God strikes you down for being a vain imbecile, and the media makes a laughing stock of you, LyokoFreak will get tons of visitors within the hour!

15. Make the Subdigitals a real band! As you're singing for thousands during a live performance by MTV, the song recording will skip violently, revealing your secret of lip/instrument-syncing to horrible music. Go directly to jail. Do not pass "Go". Do not collect $200 dollars. After you're out of the slammer, just before your amazing comeback album--and since this is a kid's show and is not appropriate (though excessive amounts of and are acceptable)--proclaim by popping several prescription , which are, in actuality, gumdrops. Media sensation!

(12 and 15--any ideas what these are referring to?)

12 is referring to TekLinks and 15 is referring to Milli Vanilli.

[JesusFreak offline]

16. use Hobo Mind Control to spread the word!

17. Build a replika (Hee Hee!) Overbike, paint it White and blue, and patrol the streets of your favorite city with a banner prclaiming this site.

[Carth]

It is official. The Observer has ursurped MakeYourself as the Official King of All Sarcasm. Seriously.

18. Somehow get the VA's to come back! After all, that's how we got a lot of our membership in the beginning, right?

[Kamekai offline]

As a continuation of #18,

18.5: Kidnap the VA's, and only allow them to visit Lyokofreak. Then, kidnap the public relations officials for Moonscoop. With them out of the picture, Moonscoop will secretly start making 7 new <s>crappy</s> seasons of Code: Lyoko. Once they are unable to get in touch with the Voice Actors, they will make a dangerous journey across the undernets, eventually ending up here. General Pandemonium will then ensue. Genius.

[Gauntlet offline]

19. Spread a virus that sets up the victim's homepage as LyokoFreak... and then laugh as you have enough computers at your fingertips to generate a conscious entity. Just hope Norton Antivirus doesn't delete you.

20. Convince President Bush that he should two trillion on appropriate defensive measures to stave off a computer virus from a television show. Easy advertisement.


...I'm trying really hard not to make these complicated, or to make those really ambiguous jokes as Malky tends to do.

[JesusFreak offline]

22. Convince your candidate of choice to place "Raised awareness of Digital entities" as a plank in their running platform.
23. Persuade Ralph Nader to change the Green Party to the Lyokoian Destinies Party.
24. Learn to play the banjo.

[knifey offline]

Bump.

25. Take everything on the website seriously.

26. Write good fanfiction.

26. Draw good fanart.

[JesusFreak offline]

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Sorry, old Boy Scout joke.


27. DONT SPEAK IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE YOU NEVER LEARNED PROPER ENGLISH like that.

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

28 paint urself white and blue and run screaming lyokofreak at the next football game.

[Liger_Zero offline]

29) Actually be ACTIVE on the forum. Which, I can't really say much, being as inactive as I have been....

[Jeremified offline]

30. Start up some fun and interesting projects, like CL.zip or Lyokofreak's birthday projects.

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

31. make up some cheer. *shudders*

[Lani offline]

32. Give Lani a million dollars ♥ This will fix all problems.

[Reploid CB]

<s>33. Rename it RhyStephZumiMewism.</s>

33. Send out little holographic cards that project an Aelita image saying "Help me [insert name here], you must come to Lyoko Freak, it's our only hope."

34. Do what Geico did, substituting a giant banner with the XANA eye and our URL.

35. Bake sale.

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

<s>35. Bake sale.

cake sounds good
36. post fliers everywhere like the people running for some office do.
37. dress up like your fav cl character for spirit week or Halloween with a sign on your back saying 'lyokofreak!' or something like that... man i'd better learn how to sow again if i'm dressing up...

[JesusFreak offline]

38. Go to a Library and leave LF on while you walk away.
39. Go on Star Wars Galaxies, get the noobs to admit they actually LIKE Code Lyoko [size=0]Believe me, most of them do.[/size] and persuade them to NEVER mention it again. This will keep the fanbase Noob-repellant.

[ninja_ulrich offline]

40. Post commonly on lyokofreak.
41. Join another forum and be active. Then tell them you come from lyokofreak
42. Be nice and friendly. People stay longer on forums if there is friendly peopl there
43. Post and discuss things. This is why people use forums. By posting you give peope more reason to post a reply

[yumi_shinoda offline]

44. Promote LyokoFreak to other CL fanatics
45. Logged to LyokoFreak and post more interesting and meaningful stuffs.
46. Set LyokoFreak as the home page in the cyber cafe in school
47. Do something for LyokoFreak

[Colinahscopy offline]

48. Upgrade to phpBB3

49. Affiliate with other CL forums

50. Making a TV commercial for Lyoko Freak

[Saphire-089 offline]

51. Make a really cool song for Lyoko-Freak

52. Have our own tv/radio show?

[TheAppleFreak]

53. Hack Google, and make it a redirect page to the LF forums.
54. Create a new computer operating system, make it even more popular than Windows or OSX, and then make an "unintentional bug" to set the home page to LyokoFreak.